London Gentlemen. Blackbeard's Delight. I have a perfect American accent.
I work in the entertainment industry. I live on the westside. I went to USC. Spent some time in the army. I like funny movies. Go Seahawks.
Writer, dreamer, realist, eater of food, drinker of drinks.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in entertainment. Catch up on sleep after working. When I'm free I run, gym, write, read, see a movie, tried to be relaxed as possible.
I’m really good at
Lifting light objects. Breathing.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Bob's Burgers. Portlandia. The Simpsons, Community, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, The League, The Colbert Report. Flight of the Conchords. Californication. Halt and catch fire. Anything funny is good.
Memento, Forrest Gump, Heat, Army of Darkness, Rudy, This is Spinal Tap. Inception. Aliens. Die Hard. Anchorman. Sunset Boulevard. Rushmore. Wall-e. Two Weeks Notice. So much more.
Books: Reading non fiction, history, cookbooks. Read a lot of scripts. Shogun. George R. R. Martin (except for the last two, so slow). Calvin and Hobbes (not a book, but funny and magical at the same time). And lots of screenplays, though they are not books
New restaurants, Highly rated ones, outdoor activities, indoor fun, anything adventurous, new or unexplored. And always more fun if shared with someone else.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Random things. What to eat. New ideas. Silly ideas. Jokes. How to make life more fun and adventurous. Planning on making life more fun and adventurous. the past. The present. The future. Grand gestures. Making things special. Why do some cats act like dogs?
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends, can be working, at home watching tv, reading or writing, waiting for it to be Saturday. Catching up on errands. Experimenting, such as crossbreeding cats with a wi-fi router. If they're going to sit around all day might as well be useful and emit free wi-fi.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have a shadow. Really looking for a play date for my pet rocks. I voted for Homer Simpson. I once bent space and time without the use of drugs. I Know magic, I make money disappear all the time. I can only multi task one thing at a time. Legos. I get only 1 response for every 25 I send out. And I'm not creepy.
You should message me if
...you're better than me. Let's be real though, you're not going to make the first move.