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37 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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i guess the first decade is like everyone else, lived at home and spent most of my time in school. Second decade much the same. In my twenties i lived in six states and two countries, had a few adventures, one of which nearly tried to killed me, and spent a lot of time lost in imagination. Still trying to have good times and meet interesting people.

Nice, courteous, fun. Formerly of Kansas, Pennsylvania, USC, etc. Yes I went to USC, the Film School, and if that's a deal breaker just realize that it's not Harvard, and that these things don't matter, except during football season in which we can take a mini-break on Saturdays.

And I probably need some more photos that feature me smiling, without a hat, and squinting.
What I’m doing with my life
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Wake, shower, internet, write, work, eat, internet, tv, bullshit, sleep and repeat.

Other than that, always trying to look ahead, make that next goal, and strive to do better.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making up bullshit. And some others things as well. Very good at doing nothing, but aren't we all. Putting things together to 95%. Spatial reasoning. Taking photos. Writing action sequences. I have been told I have beautiful handwriting but no one can read it. Burning water. Opening doors. Drinking Coke. Returning messages. Saying thank you. Going to weddings alone.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm not completely Caucasian. That I look younger than my age. If there's anything else please tell me so I can update this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Simpsons, Community, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, The League, The Colbert Report. Flight of the Conchords. Anything funny is good.

Memento, Forrest Gump, Heat, Army of Darkness, Rudy, This is Spinal Tap. Inception. Aliens. Die Hard. Anchorman. Sunset Boulevard. Rushmore. Wall-e. Two Weeks Notice. So much more.

Books: Reading non fiction, history, cookbooks. Read a lot of scripts. Shogun. George R. R. Martin (except for the last two, so slow). Calvin and Hobbes (not a book, but funny and magical at the same time). And lots of screenplays, though they are not books

there's so much more but why spoil it all. And I'd leave something off. My tastes vary, but chances are I'll like something you like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Eye sight.
Car (it is LA)
My private jet.
Black American Express card
all my water, even in the pipes, is Evian. yes, I shower in Evian.
English, as i don't speak any other language fluently. Sorry.
America, Fuck Yeah!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random things. What to eat. New ideas. Silly ideas. Jokes. How to make life more fun and adventurous. Planning on making life more fun and adventurous. the past. The present. The future. Grand gestures. Making things special. What to write to you about. Will you write back. Killing off Han Solo.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends, can be working, at home watching tv, reading or writing, waiting for it to be Saturday. But if I'm dating someone, I'm more than likely with her trying to help her decompress from the week. Or crossbreeding cats with a wi-fi router. If she's going to sit around all day, she might as well be useful and emit free wi-fi.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't have a shadow. Really looking for a play date for my pet rocks. I voted for Homer Simpson. I once bent space and time without the use of drugs. I can make money disappear. I can only multi task one thing at a time. I laugh at your jokes.
You should message me if
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if you're so bold. And you want to go out with the guy from above and see if he's something more than he seems or just have a nice date.