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somethinggreg

34 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
London Gentlemen. Blackbeard's Delight. I have a perfect American accent.

I work in the entertainment industry. I live on the westside. I went to USC. Spent some time in the army. I like funny movies. Go Seahawks.

Writer, dreamer, realist, eater of food, drinker of drinks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wake, shower, internet, write, work, eat, internet, tv, bullshit, sleep and repeat.

And like so many of us I work in entertainment, I write when I'm not working, go the gym or run when I can, save a dollar here and there, cook, eat out when I'm lazy and day dream all the time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making up bullshit. Working hard at something easy. Putting things together to 95%. Putting the leftover 5% in a box. Spatial reasoning. Taking photos. Writing action sequences. I have been told I have beautiful handwriting but no one can read it. Burning water. Opening doors. Drinking Coke. Saying thank you. Thank you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I don't look as old as my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Simpsons, Community, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, The League, The Colbert Report. Flight of the Conchords. Portlandia. Californication. Halt and catch fire. Anything funny is good.

Memento, Forrest Gump, Heat, Army of Darkness, Rudy, This is Spinal Tap. Inception. Aliens. Die Hard. Anchorman. Sunset Boulevard. Rushmore. Wall-e. Two Weeks Notice. So much more.

Books: Reading non fiction, history, cookbooks. Read a lot of scripts. Shogun. George R. R. Martin (except for the last two, so slow). Calvin and Hobbes (not a book, but funny and magical at the same time). And lots of screenplays, though they are not books

Food, drinks, outdoor activities, indoor fun, anything adventurous, new or unexplored. And always more fun if shared with someone else.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Eye sight.
Friends.
Family.
Car.
Phone/internet
Movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random things. What to eat. New ideas. Silly ideas. Jokes. How to make life more fun and adventurous. Planning on making life more fun and adventurous. the past. The present. The future. Grand gestures. Making things special. What to write to you about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends, can be working, at home watching tv, reading or writing, waiting for it to be Saturday. Catching up on errands. Experimenting, such as crossbreeding cats with a wi-fi router. If they're going to sit around all day might as well be useful and emit free wi-fi.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't have a shadow. Really looking for a play date for my pet rocks. I voted for Homer Simpson. I once bent space and time without the use of drugs. I Know magic, I make money disappear all the time. I can only multi task one thing at a time. I laugh at your jokes.
You should message me if
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...you're better than me. You like a challenge.