Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
London Gentlemen. Blackbeard's Delight. I have a perfect American
I work in the entertainment industry. I live on the westside. I
went to USC. Spent some time in the army. I like funny movies. Go
Writer, dreamer, realist, eater of food, drinker of drinks.
What I’m doing with my life
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Wake, shower, internet, write, work, eat, internet, tv, bullshit,
sleep and repeat.
And like so many of us I work in entertainment, I write when I'm
not working, swim, bike, run, Triathlons, come join me. Save a
dollar here and there, spend the dollars I just saved, cook, eat
out when I'm lazy and day dream all the time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Working hard at something easy. Putting things together to 95%.
Putting the leftover 5% in a box. Spatial reasoning. Taking photos.
Writing action sequences. I have been told I have beautiful
handwriting but no one can read it. Burning water. Opening doors.
Drinking Coke. Saying thank you. Thank you.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I cast a very small shadow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Simpsons, Community, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, The League, The
Colbert Report. Flight of the Conchords. Portlandia.
Californication. Halt and catch fire. Anything funny is good.
Memento, Forrest Gump, Heat, Army of Darkness, Rudy, This is Spinal
Tap. Inception. Aliens. Die Hard. Anchorman. Sunset Boulevard.
Rushmore. Wall-e. Two Weeks Notice. So much more.
Books: Reading non fiction, history, cookbooks. Read a lot of
scripts. Shogun. George R. R. Martin (except for the last two, so
slow). Calvin and Hobbes (not a book, but funny and magical at the
same time). And lots of screenplays, though they are not
Food, drinks, outdoor activities, indoor fun, anything adventurous,
new or unexplored. And always more fun if shared with someone else.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random things. What to eat. New ideas. Silly ideas. Jokes. How to
make life more fun and adventurous. Planning on making life more
fun and adventurous. the past. The present. The future. Grand
gestures. Making things special. What to write to you about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends, can be working, at home watching tv, reading or writing,
waiting for it to be Saturday. Catching up on errands.
Experimenting, such as crossbreeding cats with a wi-fi router. If
they're going to sit around all day might as well be useful and
emit free wi-fi.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't have a shadow. Really looking for a play date for my pet
rocks. I voted for Homer Simpson. I once bent space and time
without the use of drugs. I Know magic, I make money disappear all
the time. I can only multi task one thing at a time. I laugh at
your jokes. I like Legos And why are we still on this thing. Let's
save ourselves from this hell.
You should message me if
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...you're better than me. Let's be real though, you're not going to
make the first move.
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