How do you summarize an entire life into one paragraph? i guess the first decade is like everyone else, lived at home and spent most of my time in school. Second decade much the same. In my twenties i lived in six states and two countries, had a few adventures, one of which nearly tried to killed me, and spent a lot of time lost in imagination. Still trying to have good times and meet interesting people.

Nice, courteous, fun. Formerly of Kansas, Pennsylvania, USC, etc. Yes I went to USC, the Film School, and if that's a deal breaker just realize that it's not Harvard, and that these things don't matter, except during football season in which we can take a mini-break on Saturdays.

And I probably need some more photos that feature me smiling, without a hat, and squinting.

Wake, shower, internet, write, work, eat, internet, tv, bullshit, sleep and repeat.

Other than that, always trying to look ahead, make that next goal, and strive to do better.

Making up bullshit. And some others things as well. Very good at doing nothing, but aren't we all. Putting things together to 95%. Spatial reasoning. Taking photos. Writing action sequences. I have been told I have beautiful handwriting but no one can read it. Burning water. Opening doors. Drinking Coke. Returning messages. Saying thank you.

That I'm not completely Caucasian. That I look younger than my age. If there's anything else please tell me so I can update this.

The Simpsons, Community, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, The League, The Colbert Report. Flight of the Conchords. Anything funny is good.

Memento, Forrest Gump, Heat, Army of Darkness, Rudy, This is Spinal Tap. Inception. Aliens. Die Hard. Anchorman. Sunset Boulevard. Rushmore. Wall-e. Two Weeks Notice. So much more.

Books: Reading Sedaris right now. Read a lot of scripts. Shogun. George R. R. Martin (except for the last two, so slow). Calvin and Hobbes (not a book, but funny and magical at the same time). And lots of screenplays, though they are not books

there's so much more but why spoil it all. And I'd leave something off. My tastes vary, but chances are I'll like something you like.

Hair.
Eye sight.
Friends.
Family.
Coke.
Car (it is LA)
My private jet.
Black American Express card
all my water, even in the pipes, is Evian. yes, I shower in Evian.
English, the language and ladies.
America, Fuck Yeah!

Random things. What to eat. New ideas. Silly ideas. Jokes. How to make life more fun and adventurous. Planning on making life more fun and adventurous. the past. The present. The future. Grand gestures. Making things special. Killing off Han Solo.

Depends, can be working, at home watching tv, reading or writing, waiting for it to be Saturday. But if I'm dating someone, I'm more than likely with her trying to help her decompress from the week. Or crossbreeding cats with a wi-fi router. If she's going to sit around all day, she might as well be useful and emit free wi-fi.

I don't have a shadow. Really looking for a play date for my pet rocks. I voted for Homer Simpson. I once bent space and time without the use of drugs. I can make money disappear. I can only multi task one thing at a time. I laugh at your jokes.

You're a bold girl who goes after what she wants instead of waiting for things to happen. Fortune favors the bold. But if you're not going toes sage me first the following is why you should consider replying back.

I'm nice, courteous, funny, and not a douche. I'm not going to play games at my age. I know how to use the spell check. And I'm a good guy looking for a great girl. If I message you must be something great.