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somethingsnide

24 M Delray Beach, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My apartment has a basketball court in it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Who even knows?

Honestly, I'm sucking the marrow out of its bones. First round's on me if you get my reference.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Maintaining a skewed world view, killing everyone with kindness, pretending I have absolutely no style, ordering drinks for you and me, not taking up the whole bed, swimming, writing essays, and being somewhat careless with what I catch myself saying.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height?
edit: that I'm an asshole
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Bret Easton Ellis, Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck P, Charles Bukowski, The Great Gatsby, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Room Full of Mirrors...honestly I read so much - this is a small slice.

British movies are neat. So are the strange ones. cinematography makes a film...go watch Antichrist, and tell me how you feel about it.

Throw away your television.

Billy Joel, all the way up to Bad Brains. You want another list? I'll give you another list. Animal Collective, Queens of the Stone Age, Neon Indian, 1994!, Talking Heads, David Bowie, My Morning Jacket, Local Natives, Modest Mouse, Trash Talk, Operation Ivy, and Interpol. Anything and everything in between and around these artists works for me

Pizza, sour beer, drunken noodle, espresso, brown rice. I like cheap coffee, but you can't beat the good stuff once in a while.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
water, a skateboard, laughter, socks, options, and my childlike sense of wonder
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's for lunch?

What kind of dog is that?

I spent WHAT at the bar?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got a dime stuck in my nose once.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy laughter and the ocean, and rich guys that don't have any money, and an honest human.