son_of_mozzarel
41 Atlanta, GA
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My self-summary
The day I cancel this thing forever is right up there with the day I patent something and promptly man-slap my boss in the face as soon-to-be hallowed days. If possible, let's bring one of those days closer to reality.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to live up to the lofty expectations thrust upon me when I won The Furry Fred Friendly Award at St. Fidelis in the 1st grade. It said i was the nicest boy in class. I also follow a lot of dogs on Instagram.
I’m really good at
Jeopardy. Making playlists. Free throw shooting. Galaga. Coffee drinking. Dog Petting. In fact, I will pet any dog, anywhere. I can totally imitate Mrs. Garrett from "The Facts of Life. "
The first things people usually notice about me
"You're pretty tall for a Eye-talian." Uhm, yeah. Very astute. Also, my confounding accent and distinguished shnazz.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Not sure if these things necessarily make a match BUT:

Books: Kerouac, Kurt Vonnegut, Raymond Chandler, Hemmingway, Salinger, Alan Moore, Grant Morrison and more.

Movies: The Warriors, Annie Hall, The Maltese Falcon, Weekend at Bernie's II, Spaceballs, 8 1/2, The Third Man, Vertigo, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Chinatown, Five Easy Pieces, 80's horror and film noir.

TV:Twilight Zone, X-Files, The Odd Couple, The Prisoner, Jeopardy. As far as today's shows, you name it, I haven't seen it.

Music: The Beatles, The Jam, Tom Waits, Pavement, Bruce Springsteen, Radiohead, Elvis Costello, Talking Heads, The Buzzcocks, The Kinks, The Clash, Sonic Youth, REM, John Denver and the Muppets, Parliament Funkadellic.

Food: cheese!
The six things I could never do without
No idea, but I seriously hate Mountain Dew.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The three stooges. Can you imagine growing up in that house? (Moe, Curly and Shemp were brothers, in case you didn't know) Pie fights everywhere!
On a typical Friday night I am
Open Mic Ventriloquism.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a tattoo of the Hamburgular on my ass.
You should message me if
You don't take yourself too seriously, or least of all, internet dating. You can hold a conversation. Nay, an interesting conversation.
You like to go to movies.
You don't smoke.
You take pride in basic grammar and punctuation.
You want to go on a date that is more fun than a job interview.

Good luck.
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