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son_of_mozzarel

40 Atlanta, GA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The day I cancel this thing forever is right up there with the day I patent something and promptly man-slap my boss in the face as soon-to-be hallowed days. If possible, let's bring one of those days closer to reality.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to live up to the lofty expectations thrust upon me when I won The Furry Fred Friendly Award at St. Fidelis in the 1st grade. It said i was the nicest boy in class. I also follow a lot of dogs on Instagram.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jeopardy. Making playlists. Free throw shooting. Galaga. Coffee drinking. Dog Petting. In fact, I will pet any dog, anywhere. I can totally imitate Mrs. Garrett from "The Facts of Life. "
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You're pretty tall for a Eye-talian." Uhm, yeah. Very astute. Also, my confounding accent and distinguished shnazz.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Not sure if these things necessarily make a match BUT:

Books: Kerouac, Kurt Vonnegut, Raymond Chandler, Hemmingway, Salinger, Alan Moore, Grant Morrison and more.

Movies: The Warriors, Annie Hall, The Maltese Falcon, Weekend at Bernie's II, Spaceballs, 8 1/2, The Third Man, Vertigo, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Chinatown, Five Easy Pieces, 80's horror and film noir.

TV:Twilight Zone, X-Files, The Odd Couple, The Prisoner, Jeopardy. As far as today's shows, you name it, I haven't seen it.

Music: The Beatles, The Jam, Tom Waits, Pavement, Bruce Springsteen, Radiohead, Elvis Costello, Talking Heads, The Buzzcocks, The Kinks, The Clash, Sonic Youth, REM, John Denver and the Muppets, Parliament Funkadellic.

Food: cheese!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
No idea, but I seriously hate Mountain Dew.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The three stooges. Can you imagine growing up in that house? (Moe, Curly and Shemp were brothers, in case you didn't know) Pie fights everywhere!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Open Mic Ventriloquism.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a tattoo of the Hamburgular on my ass.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't take yourself too seriously, or least of all, internet dating. You can hold a conversation. Nay, an interesting conversation.
You like to go to movies.
You don't smoke.
You take pride in basic grammar and punctuation.
You want to go on a date that is more fun than a job interview.

Good luck.