In high school I sang in a punk band you may have heard of if you're from the NJ/NY area. My undergrad degree is in Classics and I have a Masters in songwriting. Which means I can read The Iliad and The Odyssey in the original Greek (and laugh at all the sex jokes), but I can also rock your face off onstage. Or, you know, serenade you. Whichever. And really, I WOULD like to find someone worth serenading.
When I was a kid I thought that mistletoe was a supervillain who shot rockets out of his feet. I name every guitar I own based on its personality and relationship to important people and events in my life at the time of its acquisition. I find raw tomatoes and ketchup utterly repulsive, but tomato sauce - for some inexplicable reason - gets a pass.