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29 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My life's dream is to be considered a Renaissance Man. I enjoy learning about new people and their back stories. I'm always trying new things and activities (even if I'm not that good at them). I have always embraced my nerdiness. As a child my favorite places were always libraries. I'm usually reading 3 books at any given time.

My favorite place in the world is a tie between the Hayden Planetarium and The Bronx Zoo.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for an digital advertising network.

Like 99.9999% of this city I am a Stand-Up comedian and a musician, and sometimes both at the same time.

Trying to keep my plants and Terrariums alive. (Update: Nope, Failed)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Grinning like an idiot on the train because I thought of something funny or heard something funny. I follow this up with every attempt to maintain a straight serious face.

I'm not there yet but I'm pretty focused on getting my yoga game on point.

Airdrums on the treadmill.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My fierce necklace made of the shrunken heads of my enemies. And beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: currently I am reading a disturbing amount of non-fiction but I am inclined to Shakespeare, Gaiman, Poe, Twain, Doyle, Philip K Dick, and a bevy of other greats

movies: I could list things but honestly it would be too long so I'll just say: everything that doesn't contain bad acting.

American TV: Breaking Bad, Community, Scrubs, The Walking Dead, New Girl, Louie, South Park, Ancient Aliens (it's ridiculous, just needs watching)
British TV: QI, IT Crowd, The Inbetweeners, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Top Gear, 8 Out of 10 cats, Would I Lie to You?, The Thick of It

music: Bon Iver, The National, Childish Gambino, Japandroids, Brand New, The Gaslight Anthem, Modest Mouse, All Get Out, CHVRCHES, Say Anything, Ben Howard, The 1975, Kevin Devine. Listening to a lot of folk these days.

food: everything ... well almost anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Outlets (creative, power, clothing, etc)
Spotify Premium
Trader Joe's Everything
Spin Classes
Childish Day Dreams
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Probably mulling over something I read in a book or heard in a podcast. I have an active brain and constant interesting and stimulating information seems to be its only form of nourishment.

Lately: Adnan did it. He didn't do it. No, no, He did it. Right? No? Right?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rushing between the gym and some form of stand up show/open mic. Then relaxing at some bar.
You should message me if
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I have goals. It would be ideal if you did too (goals, projects, hobbies, a career you are working toward). I'm just looking for someone to be a mutual companion while we pursue our individual dreams.