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45 Cincinnati, OH Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:07pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Why is it that when we sit here looking at these blank boxes we all draw a blank on what to fill it with? I never really know what to put here, what kind of attention will it draw and will it keep the reader's attention or will she move on to someone else and forget I even existed? I could probably think up something witty and have you rolling on the floor laughing but I've always believed the truth is at the very least simpler to remember if anyone calls you on something you put in your essay. I'm just looking for casual dating right now, someone to go do things like a hockey game (GO CYCLONES!) a Reds game during the season, or maybe a movie with, or the museum center. I'd love to meet someone I could build something permanent with but that's a long shot and I'm not holding my breath. Someone take my breath away.

Before you begin reading into my profile I have to say a few things...

1) I live at home. I moved back. My choice. My parents are older have health problems and trouble with simple tasks around the house and need errands run for the day to day.

2) Anyone who has a problem with me living at home needs to grow up and stop thinking of men who live at home as failures, There's no basement involved with posters of Buffy the Vampire Slayer on the walls here lol I did mentioned I moved BACK not never left. if you have a problem it's your problem, please move on.

3) I have pictures up, I'm trying to keep them current. You've seen me, if you don't have a pic to show me too (fair is fair after all) I won't even consider talking to you. We're all visual creatures weather we admit to it or not and I'm no different in that regard, I like to see who I'm talking to so if you write me include a pic or put one on your profile so I can see you too. The instructions for putting up a pic are simple, if you can't figure them out then please move on because intelligence is a BIG thing for me and for god's sake PLEASE figure out how to turn them upright. I can't stand pics on someone's profile that are on their sides. it's a pet peeve, sue me.

4) I just graduated from Kaplan College and I'm looking for a job in the computer support field.

5) This is the obligatory disclaimer: I'm a Scorpio, I act like one, deal with it. This means I'm stubborn, passive/aggressive, jealous but not overly so, I don't have to know where you are or who you're with every second of the day, if you do move on. I like sex but I'm not obsessed with it.

6) I'm a guy, I look at other women, I will try not to do it when I am with you and we're out someplace but do not expect me not to look. I'm a man and men and women are supposed to appeal to each other, we were designed this way. Remember just one thing and we'll be fine: I never have and never will cheat so you don't have to worry that I will ever do more than look. Don't expect me to believe that you don't look. I won't call you on it.

7) I can be brutally honest at times so please don't ask a question you really don't want the answer to.

8) If I compliment you I mean it.

9) I love a good debate, I will argue my point if I think I'm right but I will admit it when I'm wrong. I know, it sounds too good to be true but it is, a man who can actually admit when he's wrong. I sometimes cry at the movies too, (No, I'm not Gay) and I'm willing to watch a chic flick or a Disney movie if you'll go see something with naked boobs, car chases and explosions in it with me too.

10) I will trust you until you give me a reason not to.

11) Age is just numbers until you make an issue out of it. I look for maturity which usually isn't about age.

12) I'm a southpaw. if you know what that is you score brownie points, if you don't...ask somebody.

13) I think freckles on women are sexy.

14) Double tapping is an absolute necessity to remember when the zombie apocalypse comes forget the damned twinkies. lol

15) A true vampire IMPLODES in the sunlight, sparkly vampires are just too pretty to be taken serisouly. The sunscreen angle from Blade doesnt work for me either.

Sorry, that last part was longer than I expected it to be and I keep finding things to put there so it's likley to get longer. lol Now, if I haven't turned you off, completely pissed you off, made you scream obscenities at your computer screen or lose interest in decided to look at me for some reason, please read on.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm still trying to figure that out, I work for IKEA and it's growing on me. I'm trying to lose weight which IKEA is good for with all that walking around and I'm working on a book...the losing weight is working out so far. lol
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can cook. I'm seriously, awesomely, stupendously great at being stubbornly passive agressive...I love those two words, my councellor in college the first time I was there labeled me with them. I think he thought something was wrong with me. I think it's funny. I'm great at procrastination but I'm sure that isn't something we all want to be good at but that's yet another thing I'm working on changing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not sure, my eyes maybe...maybe I should ask somebody and see what they say.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like all kinds of stuff but some of my favorites include piers anthony, douglas adams may he rest in peace 42!!!!! Robert Jordans Wheel of Time series may he also rest in peace, Laurell K Hamilton's Anita Blake and Meridith Gentry stuff short, hot, women with guns and magic powers! yeah, it's all about that sex and violence, who knew? I read a lot of everything, I've even read a few romance novels to see what the attraction was softcore porn, it's all softcore porn, 50 shades wasnt so soft about it as for music its almost everything except for country, which I can tolerate but isn't my first choice and hard core rap, shows run to things like NCIS, CSI, Law and Order SVU, The Walking Dead, I recently discovered Game of Thrones and I can't get enough, Defiance, Tanked, Being Human, Animal Cops, Firefly, Futurama, Fullmetal Alchemist, the History Channel, Discovery Science, Eureka, The Universe, Dead Like Me and a few other things. I love italian food, its pretty much my favorite but I'll try pretty much anything as long as I think I can stomach it. I had a bad experience with Thai food once lips on fire!!!!! but I'm thinking of trying it again and forgetting the red pepper this time and maybe Indian or Korean food, never tried them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about the past and future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Um...working or working most of the time. On the off chance that some kind of miraculous cosmic alignment happens and I have that day off??? well I'm sort of shocked to have it off so I'm standing there with my jaw through the floor wondering how this happened. lol
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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We might have to talk first before I start admitting to things but I will give you a teaser here. I've read 50 shades and I liked it. Can't wait to see how they do the movie.
You should message me if
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If you got down this far you must be a reader. I like intelligence in a woman, so if you think we might have enough in common to start a conversation drop me a line, if you know what my screen name means (drop the last t and google is your friend) or if you just feel like talking. if you're younger or older than the age range and think you have something to offer that will enhance my life and yours feel free to say hello i'm not really hung up on age, I like to add my numbers together and act that way once in a while, you should try it, it's a blast. :)

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