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22 F Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:18pm
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Strictly vegan
Other, and very serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I really like my life a lot. I want to know everyone. I ask a lot of questions.

Wholesome as fuck.

I am my own problematic fave.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Montessori teacher and advocate.

I took a rather roundabout way to get where I am, which includes the fact that I am tied to DC at the VERY least, the next six years. If you're particularly nomadic, I may not be your lady.

That being said, I adore this city, and I've made it home.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Losing things, ear kisses.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm super cheerful. I have out of control hair. I wear a lot of dark colors for someone so smiley. I have a tic disorder.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books// All Chuck Paliunuk, Harry Potter, Blankets, The Fault in Our Stars, Scott Pilgrim, The Handmaid's Tale, Yes Means Yes!, David Sedaris shit, The Little Prince, various children's books, Saga, the new Hawkeye comix

Movies// Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Thing (Both), Cabin in the Woods, Mean Girls, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Kiki's Delivery Service, (Miyazaki superfan, can you tell?) Jurassic Park, (!) The Social Network, NOT WES ANDERSON BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE WES ANDERSON, goofy shit like Independence Day, The Bling Ring, Pacific Rim, some superhero stuff

TV// OITNB, Orphan Black, Parks and Rec, SNL, The OC, AHS: Coven, New Girl, casual TNG fan

Music// The Avett Brothers, Shovels and Rope, Lady Gaga, Bright Eyes, The Honorary Title, Stars, Sharon Jones, Beyonce, Passion Pit, Bon Iver, Janelle Monae, Ryan Adams, Gillian Welch, Vampire Weekend

Food// Typical vegan yummies. Favorite places include Busboys and Poets, Red Rocks, (Columbia Heights) Toki Underground, Meridian Pint, Sticky Fingers. My go-to bar would be DC9.

Also an avid listener of This American Life, Radiolab, and Welcome to Nightvale.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
summer camp
outdoorsy shoes
sexual deviancy
public transportation
hummus and pita chips

I haven't changed this in two years because none of it has changed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have an opinion on just about everything but I am okay at keeping my mouth shut. I used to be an aggressively bod/sex/whatever SO FUN feminist who read a lot of Jezebel but I'm more than disenchanted with that entire movement by now and not entirely sure where to put my energies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing at DC9 or posted up somewhere on 7th.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't shave my pits.
I try to communicate telepathically with my cat.
My favorite Spotify playlist includes "Call Me Maybe."
I'm only 22 but dating almost anyone under 28 makes me feel like I'm babysitting.

Oh, and selling out to movie to a house in a suburb like Takoma Park wouldn't be the WORST thing to happen to me.
You should message me if
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I like intense people with lots of ideas, however, extremely loud people turn me off.

I'm interested in relationships, whether it's a long term monogamous set up or somewhere comfortable within your network. Message me if you have a good heart, I am so tired of dismissive people.

If you have an area of expertise that I know nothing about, and you like to teach. I am an information sponge.

(Also, I will die single before I settle. Having a big spark is important.)

****please don't message me if you identify as a person who is emotionally unavailable, compromised, unable, etc. Seriously. I am a sensitive human and that is such a profound waste of my time.