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ram0na--flowers

23 Washington, DC Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 7:48pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I would rather be chopping wood. Camp counselor turned True Adult. Figuring it all out in DC.

Kind of snarky, kind of loving. Kind of an intense person. That's fine, I like that about me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in a Montessori school with the smallish people by day, and I'm really committed to alternative education, especially within the public sphere. If you're one of those types who wears a "I hate children" badge proudly, don't even bother. I take what I do seriously. The Big Life Goal is to help found a farm school for teenagers- basically, summer camp all over again. I want to be working outside more often than I am now, build more fires, hang out among a few more trees than we're allowed in an urban city, you know.

I work in a U street bar by weekend, usually all weekend. I'm on security staff despite small stature and some assumed weakness. Nope! I am a tuff little broad.

I would really like to head down to North Carolina within the next few years, but I'm still smitten with DC, so, we'll see how all that goes. This is a tough city to keep afloat in, yeah?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Communicating with those far younger than me/far drunker than me. Decorating. Bed-making. Ear kissing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You know, Lauren, sometimes your opinions and delivery of said opinions might turn people off, give people the wrong idea about you,"

and I'm like,

"oh, you fuck right off."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lists are exhausting. I'll let you figure it out.

Ryan Adams, San Fermin, The Avett Brothers, Sia, Beyonce, Kanye, Lady Gaga, The illustrious Taylor Swift, Sufjan Stevens, depressing emo revival shit from my yoof.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
apple tv (bless)
outdoorsy shoes
public transportation
creatures
hummus
Ikea's masterpiece: the ektorp couch
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. If and when I'm heading to North Carolina. Foolproof recipes for late-night inebriation.

I have a really good idea of what kind of life I want to be living.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, and happy to be there. Inviting you to come drink on my tab post shift. Coming up with secret code to get my coworkers to kick you out when you turn out to be Actually Just So Horrible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I might have a few pageant crowns. I might be after a few more.
You should message me if
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you are one tender-hearted motherfucker.

I don't have many hard and fast rules when it comes to this sort of thing- but my free time is very limited, and I generally consider dating in DC to be a massive waste of time.

If you're doing something good for the world, if you make art, if you're bettering yourself, that's all good stuff. I suppose I'm a bit of a snob when it comes to my ideals, so if you're a corporate climber or work in an environment that's largely meaningless, I'm probably not the girl for you.

This was pretty negative, huh? *Kanye shrug*

(Oh- I have a thing for bartenders and industry people. Don't ask how it started. I guess the ability to do math fast is a turn on?)