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22 F Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Other, and very serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm self-assured, wide-eyed, slightly superstitious, a good idea.

My name is Lauren, but I've gone by a lot of things, depending on the time of day, where I lay my head down, and the age of those addressing me. I'm equal parts vanity and sincerity. I am so fucking tired of dating, yet here I am.
What I’m doing with my life
Montessori teacher and advocate.
Nannying part time and constantly clarifying that, no, these are not my own children, and yes, you can flirt with me.

I'm trying to prioritize my activism.
I’m really good at
Losing things, ear kisses.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a tic disorder that I've been told is very endearing.

I'm not self conscious about it at all, really.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books// All Chuck Paliunuk, Harry Potter, Blankets, The Fault in Our Stars, Scott Pilgrim, The Handmaid's Tale, Yes Means Yes!, David Sedaris shit, The Little Prince, various children's books, Saga, the new Hawkeye comix

Movies// Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Thing (Both), Cabin in the Woods, Mean Girls, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Kiki's Delivery Service, (Miyazaki superfan, can you tell?) Jurassic Park, (!) The Social Network, NOT WES ANDERSON BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE WES ANDERSON, goofy shit like Independence Day, The Bling Ring, Pacific Rim, some superhero stuff

TV// OITNB, Orphan Black, Parks and Rec, SNL, The OC, AHS: Coven, New Girl, casual TNG fan

Music// The Avett Brothers, Shovels and Rope, Lady Gaga, Bright Eyes, The Honorary Title, Stars, Sharon Jones, Beyonce, Passion Pit, Bon Iver, Janelle Monae, Ryan Adams, Gillian Welch, Vampire Weekend

Food// Typical vegan yummies. Favorite places include Busboys and Poets, Red Rocks, (Columbia Heights) Toki Underground, Meridian Pint, Sticky Fingers. My go-to bar would be DC9.

Also an avid listener of This American Life, Radiolab, and Welcome to Nightvale.
The six things I could never do without
summer camp
outdoorsy shoes
sexual deviancy
public transportation
hummus and pita chips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dating etiquette and how arbitrary some of it is.

Selfie culture.
On a typical Friday night I am
Double fisting cupcakes.

Dancing WAY harder than you at DC9.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am terrified to ride a bike in the city. I do not laugh in the face of death and I am in awe of all you lunatics who do.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have a gentle demeanor,
you like to dance,
you pick the banjo,
you want to play with my hair.