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23 Washington, DC Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:42am
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Strictly vegan
Other, and very serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Takoma/Brightwood livin'. I have a treehouse. This is not a joke.

The fact that I used to be a camp counselor explains everything about me in great detail, I think.

I'm really confident. I know myself well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Montessori teacher and advocate. It's one of my favorite things to talk about.

Recently, I thought to myself, "why hang out at my favorite bar and spend money when I can just be paid to be there?" so, here I am, starting at the bottom of the totem pole. That's my weekend. I stamp a lot of hands and get real snippy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't know if it's a thing to be "good at" but I'm super gregarious. I'll say hello to anyone on the street and have no problem going to a bar alone just to see who feels chatty.

In terms of actual skills, kids listen to me, I have excellent manners, and I'm also SUPER great at coming up with concepts for big art projects and not following through.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"You know, Lauren, sometimes your opinions and delivery of said opinions might turn people off, give people the wrong idea about you,"

and I'm like,

"oh, you fuck right off."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lists are exhausting. I'll let you figure it out.

Blankets, Saga, Scott Pilgrim, Harry Potter, The Avett Brothers, San Fermin, Brand New, Shovels and Rope, OITNB, The Leftovers, Eternal Sunshine.

I have a Totoro tattoo, so let's talk about that level of Miyazaki dedication.

My favorite movie right now is short term 12 and I have somehow managed to watch it six times in two months.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
summer camp
outdoorsy shoes
public transportation
Ikea's masterpiece: the ektorp couch
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Scrambling home from school, napping as long as possible, and scurrying down to the U Street Corridor.

There's snacking in there somewhere.

"Can you stamp my hand reaaaaally lightly?"

I'll stamp harder.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Okay listen, I don't half ass my enthusiasm or emotions and if that doesn't appeal to you, don't waste your time. Emotionally stunted or cold folks truly need not apply.

Also, my ex boyfriend built me most of a bike, but like... I need someone to help finish it...
You should message me if
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You would never go to burning man.

If you can love my cats (plural) as if they are your own.

I'll admit to occasionally feeling lonely, but I'm not looking to fill a void right now. I lead a busy life and surround myself with good people. If we happen to fall into each other's lives and it's a good thing, it'll be a very good thing. Otherwise, I'm not really one to date due to boredom, or to agree to hang out with someone just for something to do. Spark is a BFD.