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23 Washington, DC Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
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5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Strictly vegan
Other, and very serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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*let me go on record and open up with this: I do money at a somewhat prominent music venue in dc, so if you don't want a really awkward experience next time you want to check out a band, don't be rude to me on here, or harass me in any way. I can't believe I even have to say that.

I would rather be chopping wood. Camp counselor turned True Adult.

Kind of snarky, kind of loving. Kind of an intense person. That's fine, I like that about me.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in a Montessori school with the smallish people by day. The Big Life Goal is to help found a farm school for city teenagers...

...basically, summer camp all over again.

I work in at popular U street bar by weekend. I am a busy little bee.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Communicating with those far younger than me/far drunker than me. Decorating. Bed-making. Ear kissing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"You know, Lauren, sometimes your opinions and delivery of said opinions might turn people off, give people the wrong idea about you,"

and I'm like,

"oh, you fuck right off."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lists are exhausting. I'll let you figure it out.

Blankets, Saga, Scott Pilgrim, Harry Potter, The Avett Brothers, San Fermin, Brand New, Shovels and Rope, OITNB, The Leftovers, Eternal Sunshine.

I have a Totoro tattoo, so let's talk about that level of Miyazaki dedication.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
apple tv (bless)
outdoorsy shoes
public transportation
Ikea's masterpiece: the ektorp couch
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Did I turn the oven off?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, and happy to be there. Inviting you to come drink on my tab post shift. Coming up with secret code to get my coworkers to kick you out when you turn out to be Actually Just So Horrible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My dad is a doomsday prepper so I have a great family to marry into.

I own keens, crocs, tevas, AND chacos. I only wear 2 out of 4 of those in public so keep your fingers crossed I don't expand my horizons.
You should message me if
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If you can love my cats if they were your own.

If you're at all interested in homesteading.

If you can fix my bike.

if you can have hair I can play with, if you have an ever expanding heart, if you're a romantic.

Please don't waste my time; hookup culture is a bore and I'm over feeling like I'm in a thinkpiece.