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23 Washington, DC Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:48pm
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Strictly vegan
Other, and very serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Takoma/Brightwood livin'. I have a treehouse. This is not a joke.

The fact that I used to be a camp counselor explains everything about me in great detail, I think.*

"For Women who are Difficult to Love" is a perfect poem.

*I don't want you thinking by any stretch of the imagination that I have any outdoor skills, at all. I'm a total outdoor kid, but I took care of the goats. The high ropes course usually resulted in "Lauren is crying" over the radio and "okay, another rescue mission," followed by, "you are definitely banned from the ropes course and no you may not try again." I also got broken up with via text message on a canoe assignment one year, and we got really, really lost. It was bad.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Montessori teacher and advocate. It's my favorite thing to talk about.

DC is a really transient place, but for me, it's become home. I like to be around people who love it here and don't plan on jumping ship and going back to their hometown once they get bored and have all their desired resume boosters.

I would eventually be more than happy to sell out and go somewhere woodsier in Maryland, have some animals, raise and accidentally kill some plants, etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Losing things, ear kisses.

Keeping large groups of children reaaaally quiet.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am punctuating my story by pounding on the table. I am slipping into a south Jersey accent, completely by accident.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lists are exhausting. I'll let you figure it out.

Blankets, Saga, Scott Pilgrim, Harry Potter, The Avett Brothers, San Fermin, Brand New, Shovels and Rope, OITNB, The Leftovers, Eternal Sunshine.

I have a Totoro tattoo, so let's talk about that level of Miyazaki dedication.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
summer camp
outdoorsy shoes
public transportation
hummus and pita chips
Christian humanism*

*I care approximately 0% about your religious leanings so long as you aren't suckling at the teat of reddit fueled Hitchens atheism. I also like my Jesus as far left as it gets and have very little to no interest in your faith if it's rooted in GITTIN' SAVED!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
YouTube rabbit holes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing at DC9 or posted up somewhere on 7th.

Since moving so far north in the city, I'm looking for a new normal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Okay listen, I don't half ass my enthusiasm or emotions and if that doesn't appeal to you, don't waste your time. Emotionally stunted or cold folks truly need not apply.

Also, my ex boyfriend built me most of a bike, but like... I need someone to help finish it...
You should message me if
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You want to ask me a series of questions with mounting intensity then stare into my eyes for four minutes.

You'd like to settle down on some land somewhere outside the city eventually butmygodnotoofar

If you can love my cats (plural) as if they are your own.

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