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24 F Salt Lake City, UT

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:45pm
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
When drinking
Other, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Entertainment / Media
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English, Sign Language (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am never in the same place. I travel constantly. Know that.
Khaleesi. Gypsy. Hair like Christy Mack. Beer snob. & rightfully so.
enfp. bartender. Motorcycles. comedy. sarcasm. travel. my dog Mordechai Lazarus. Jill of all trades. I teach dance and sign language, and sing for WOLF PUSSY.
New from portland oregon. Bad at sending the first message.

I enjoy bettering myself, and doing hoodrat shit with my friends.

Note: this all needs to be updated as I just moved to Salt Lake and have not been on here in ages. But- if you don't like animals and museums and beer and things -- don't bother.
What I’m doing with my life
Juggling grace and debauchery. -and tryin' to change the colour of your mood ring.
I’m really good at
Communication, making people feel comfortable and special, magick, and being late.
The first things people usually notice about me
I use comedy to get along in the world. Also my dogchild Mordie. He's a regular at rontoms. Also- my tattoos. I have one on the side of my head that reads: "Intention". But you won't be able to see it, unless I choose to let you. Much like the rest of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Bukowski, Kerouac, Vonnegut, Osho, Rumi, Nietzsche, Hemingway, Klosterman, Dostoevsky, and other depressing and like beat poets.
I appreciate Visual humor like Wes Anderson displays.
I also enjoy tim burton, miyazaki, and spike jonze.
The fall is my favorite film.
Currently obsessed with the series: Tudors and Game of thrones.
And of course TED talks, and mockumentaries.
Creedence clearwater revival and funkadelic. easily.
Bluegrass, soul, funk, folk, and delta blues and classical. Metal, And dirty classic american rock and roll. And shit.

Trailer park boys all day. All night.
The six things I could never do without
Mordechai Lazarus my dogchild. Whiskey, Instruments, my hands, touch, and sushi.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How capable I am, and in what order I'll carve my future with my skill set.
Human behavior. (also as it relates
To different cultures and eras)
How much i loathe what comes from organized religion.
And what I'm going to eat.
(And what beer to pair with it)
On a typical Friday night I am
Bartending until saturday, playing a show, or watching movies on my unnecessarily large television with my pup and Jim beam.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cannot accept gifts, but I can give them. I cannot sleep without socks. Or Mordie.

Edit: mordie died on August 19th. I officially hate everything. -

"So easy to be a poet, and so hard to be a man." -Bukowski
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I drink a lot- so; no.. I dont want to "grab coffee." -You're spontaneous, funny and want to share an IPA at a comedy show or Medieval times. If you're not funny or intellectually stimulating, I dont think your friends can get with my friends. . We probably cant be friends. Not even on the weekends...

instagram;kik;snap: sorchadeer
Vine&FB: Sorcha Rexana Cassandra Noumena
Fan page:
Soundcloud will be up again shortly.

I love new friends, so be one.
Don't even waste your time if you have a shirtless mirror selfie. Okay thanks bai.