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sorchadeer

25 F Salt Lake City, UT

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Sign Language (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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SorchaDeer.com
Entrepreneur. Beer snob.
enfp. Sapiosexual. bartender. Dancer. Motorcycles. comedy. sarcasm. travel. my dog Mordechai Lazarus. Jill of all trades. I sing for WOLF PUSSY.

I enjoy bettering myself, and doing hoodrat shit with my friends.

Note: this all needs to be updated as I just moved to Salt Lake and have not been on here in ages. But- if you don't like animals and museums and beer and things -- don't bother.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Juggling grace and debauchery. & changing the colour of your mood ring.
I travel ALL of the time, and I'm very busy being focused on my business at the moment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Communication, making people feel comfortable and special, magick, and being late.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I use comedy to get along in the world. Also my dogchild Mordie. He's a regular at rontoms. Also- my tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Bukowski, Kerouac, Vonnegut, Osho, Rumi, Nietzsche, Hemingway, Klosterman, Dostoevsky, and other depressing and like beat poets.
I appreciate Visual humor like Wes Anderson displays.
I also enjoy tim burton, miyazaki, and spike jonze.
The fall is my favorite film.
Currently obsessed with the series: Tudors and Game of thrones.
And of course TED talks, and mockumentaries.
Creedence clearwater revival and funkadelic. easily.
Bluegrass, soul, funk, folk, and delta blues and classical. Metal, And dirty classic american rock and roll. And shit.

Trailer park boys all day. All night.
N64.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mordechai Lazarus my dogchild. Whiskey, Instruments, my hands, touch, and sushi.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Human behavior.
How much I loathe what comes from organized religion.
Where I'm traveling to next and what I'm going to eat.
(And what beer to pair with it)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bartending until saturday, playing a show, or watching movies on my unnecessarily large television with my pup and Jim beam.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cannot accept gifts, but I can give them. I cannot sleep without socks. Or Mordie.

Edit: mordie died on August 19th. I officially hate everything. -
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I drink a lot- so; no.. I dont want to "grab coffee." -You're spontaneous, funny and want to share an IPA at a comedy show or Medieval times. If you're not funny or intellectually stimulating, I dont think your friends can get with my friends. . We probably cant be friends. Not even on the weekends...

instagram;kik;snap: sorchadeer

Facebook.com/thatgirlsorcha
Soundcloud.com/sorchadeer

I love new friends, so be one.
But;
Don't waste your time if you have a shirtless mirror selfie.