I laugh at inappropriate times, making life increasingly awkward. I have a compulsive need to soundtrack my moments. I believe that most people, including myself, take life far too seriously. Our existence should be spent doing things that we love and enjoy, not in a constant state of stress. I'm head over heels for Alec Baldwin (in his current state). It's really very sick and twisted.

I just moved here from Washington, so I am simultaneously looking for a job and a school to transfer to. At the moment I'm trying to be present minded and just have some fun. I also just started playing roller derby, which is just about the raddest sport ever invented.

Writing about life. Finding and pushing peoples buttons with out them ever realizing exactly what I'm doing. Fairly good at skating. Critiquing things. Cleaning efficiently. Climbing. Convincing myself I'm open minded.

That I am insanely off balance. I fall down even when I'm not drunk.

Music: The Velvet Underground. Ryan Adams. Van Morrison. Elvis Costello. Rooney. Otis Redding.The National. Pink Floyd. Donovan Frankenreiter. Metric. The Who. Rilo Kiley. The Lemonheads. We Are Scientists. Shwayze. Beck. The Kooks. Super Furry Animals. The Kinks. Joseph Arthur. The La's. Led Zeppelin. Bowie. Jack Johnson. Kings of Leon. Cheap Trick. Spoon. Jeff Buckley. Everclear. Mott the Hoople. Franz Ferdinand. Devendra Banhart. Arctic Monkeys. Ben Harper. Lynyrd Skynyrd. Wyclef Jean. Jason Schwartzman/Coconut Records. Rogue Wave. Shout Out Louds. Vampire Weekend. The Long Winters.

Movies: all Wes Anderson films, even Bottlerocket. High Fidelity. Eulogy. Annie Hall. Fight Club. Hotel Rwanda. The Evil Dead. The Devil and Daniel Johnston. The Italian Job. Love Actually. Superbad. A Mighty Heart. Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Saved. Dig! You've Got Mail. Pineapple Express. There's Something About Mary. When Harry Met Sally. I Love You Man. Blue Crush. Garden State.

Television: Curb Your Enthusiasm. Arrested Development. Seinfeld. Heroes. How I Met Your Mother. Real Time With Bill Maher.

Books/Authors: The China Study. Jane Austen. Eckhart Tolle. John Robbins. 1984. Chuck Palahniuk. Middlesex. Hunter S. Thompson. The Historian. Nine Hills to Nambonkaha. Brave New World. Way of the Peaceful Warrior. The Art of Racing in the Rain. Atlas Shrugged. Richard Branson.

Food: anything ethnic. Indian is my favorite, but I eat tacos at least 4 times a week. I don't eat meat, but I really don't mind if others do. Kettle Corn is probably my favorite food of all time.

I am at a point in my life where there is nothing I can't live without... It's rather nice.

Although I do enjoy having a good pair of flip flops and my shades.

Music. Dinosaurs. Roller derby. What I want to do when I grow up. What role I would play in a gang of thieves.

I love Jewish men... a lot. I will be your shiksa.

1. You have something original to say. I'm not a normal pleasantries type of person.
2. You dislike acronyms with a fiery passion.
3. You look anything like Seth Green.