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sorry_what

47 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:36pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm from Boston, but I have lived in Los Angeles since 1999. I was a nerd before it was cool, and I'm pretty sure it's still not actually cool.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in education, writing, reading, binge watching TV shows on Netflix, playing games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pancakes. Handstands. Synecdoche.

I've seen quite a few people mention scrabble in their profiles. Now, so have I.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair, I assume, which has a little black left in it but is basically platinum. People ask me how I get it like this, but this is just how it is. It used to be black and a bit curly but it started turning when I was in high school.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
The Selfish Gene,
Blood Meridian,
The Physics of Immortality,
The Once and Future King,
The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind,
God Is Imaginary,
The Forever War,
I studied Paradise Lost one summer, and I figure now I am some kind of expert on it.

Movies:
Donnie Darko
The Trip
Bedazzled (the original, with Dudley Moore and Peter Cooke)
Young Frankenstein
D U N E
Mulholland Drive

Food:
Steaks, shakes, pancakes
Sushi
Barbecue
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oh, the six things question--ignore it? Mock it? Write an ironic list that mocks it indirectly? Point out that I can only think of five things? Mention carbon, oxygen, hydrogen, phosphorus, and/or sulfur? Five innocuous things and one hopefully sexy, but probably creepy, thing?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I bowl better lefty.

I listen to Jack FM (only in the car)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm a believer in the match-percentage rating. If our rating is 99%, then it's 99% likely that you should message me, and so on :)

Not so much a believer in the Personality section of the profile...personality tests are dubious business.