Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Dan. I like soccer. I go to the gym and lift heavy things. I'm
from the NJ suburbs where my family had matching white Volvo
station wagons and a golden retriever. That dog also had a sleeping
pad with her name embroidered on it. So yeah, I consider myself a
I know the difference between you're and your and there, their, and
they're. Letters together make words. Words together make
sentences. But I type fast and carelessly, so you'll have to suffer
My must haves are poor judgment and a pulse. And I'm sorry but I
refuse to settle.
I have a golden retriever which means I cannot possibly be a bad
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to be half the man Ron Swanson is.
I’m really good at
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Crushing the NY Times Sunday Crossword.
Being so awkward it's almost endearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lolita, Slaughterhouse-Five, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The
Idiot, and that book you love.
is the best. Curb Your Enthusiasm, 30 rock,
, and Louie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. History Channel
4. Crossword Puzzles
5. That feeling I get when a black guy calls me "brotha." So cool.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How are Buick and Radioshack still in business?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Low cal froyo with my gal pals. Spreading gossip and complaining
about what pigs men are. Ya know, typical guy stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I don't check myself and in the end I wreck myself.
Sometimes I take my hands and gently press up my dogs face so his
head looked like a mass of wrinkly fur. Then I'd say something
like, "whoosh a smushy face? You are!" in a ridiculous and immature
manner. It makes us both happy.
I use commas recklessly. I'm a rebel and a maverick.
You should message me if
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You're willing to lie about how we met later on.
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