I know the difference between you're and your and there, their, and they're. Letters together make words. Words together make sentences. But I type fast and carelessly, so you'll have to suffer through.
My must haves are poor judgment and a pulse. And I'm sorry but I refuse to settle.
I have a golden retriever which means I cannot possibly be a bad person.
Being so awkward it's almost endearing.
2. History Channel
3. Adam Carolla Podcast
4. Crossword Puzzles
5. That feeling I get when a black guy calls me "brotha." So cool. Happened once.
6. The blessed baby Mary
Sometimes I take my hands and gently press up my dogs face so his head looked like a mass of wrinkly fur. Then I'd say something like, "whoosh a smushy face? You are!" in a ridiculous and immature manner. It makes us both happy.
I use commas recklessly. I'm a rebel and a maverick.