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sortanormal86

28 M Metuchen, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–55
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:27pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm Dan. I like soccer. I go to the gym and lift heavy things. I'm from the NJ suburbs where my family had matching white Volvo station wagons and a golden retriever. That dog also had a sleeping pad with her name embroidered on it. So yeah, I consider myself a bad ass.

I know the difference between you're and your and there, their, and they're. Letters together make words. Words together make sentences. But I type fast and carelessly, so you'll have to suffer through.

My must haves are poor judgment and a pulse. And I'm sorry but I refuse to settle.

I have a golden retriever which means I cannot possibly be a bad person.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to be half the man Ron Swanson is.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crushing the NY Times Sunday Crossword.
Being so awkward it's almost endearing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How white I am. Or my ass strangely enough.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lolita, Slaughterhouse-Five, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Idiot, and that book you love.
Arrested Development is the best. Curb Your Enthusiasm, 30 rock, Strangers with Candy, and Louie.
Eddie Izzard
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Dogs
2. History Channel
3. Adam Carolla Podcast
4. Crossword Puzzles
5. That feeling I get when a black guy calls me "brotha." So cool. Happened once.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How are Buick and Radioshack still in business?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Low cal froyo with my gal pals. Spreading gossip and complaining about what pigs men are. Ya know, typical guy stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I don't check myself and in the end I wreck myself.

Sometimes I take my hands and gently press up my dogs face so his head looked like a mass of wrinkly fur. Then I'd say something like, "whoosh a smushy face? You are!" in a ridiculous and immature manner. It makes us both happy.

I use commas recklessly. I'm a rebel and a maverick.
You should message me if
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You're willing to lie about how we met later on.