Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't live in either of my parent's basement. I drive a Jeep and
I never feel bad about how uncomfortable the third and fourth
passengers must feel when they have to climb into the back. I eat
unhealthy about 4 days a week but I work out a lot and you can't
tell. Take that bad arteries.
I believe the only acceptable follow up to a Saturday afternoon
reading George R.R. Martin is with shots Saturday night. I quote
Will Ferrell movies and call my mom.
"Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone... come and
see how good I look!"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For a single guy it feels like I'm doing a ton of laundry. Anyone
else get that feeling?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bomb. Ass. Chili.
Making it that is. Not so good at sentence construction it seems.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Reading is fundamental!
Movies: New ones cause I've never seen them before.
Shows: Insert your favorite show here. Bonus
points if its got a quirky love triangle or zombies.
Music: Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata (Piano Sonata No. 14 ). Keep
Their Heads Ringin' by Dr. Dre.
Food: I love food. I try and have some every single day.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Ice Cream
2. Boxer briefs
4. Satellite Radio
5. The ability to convert oxygen into carbon dioxide
Honorable Mentions go to beer, scotch, live music, and the outdoors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the hell did Scrooge McDuck swim in gold? How did Edward
Scissorhands wipe his butt? If the infinite multiverse theory is
true, in which one of them would I be that universe's version of
Batman. I bet it's #44. I like that number.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mentoring orphan children while serving food at a local homeless
shelter and working on honing my woodworking skills. Like every
other man I'm sure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dig romantic comedies. And Downton Abby.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 22–38
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're cool, smart, cute, funny, and use proper casing. And if
you're honest too, not really into games outside of the
bedroom/living room. Well maybe I also like them at family reunions
cause come on who doesn't love a good ol' fashioned potato sack
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