I am a silly goofball. I have been called a sweet devil. I am also a contradiction to myself. Sometimes I am wild and nutty, other times I am quiet and reserved.

I am goofy, spontaneous, and unpredictable

Working in a factory(gotta make them tater chips),

building a street rod, {edit: 2 street rods}

fixing up my house(demolition is a great stress reliever!),

and rocking out to Guitar Hero- greatest game ever invented!

Either pissing people off or making people laugh, depending on your sense of humor.

I can also meow like a cat pretty well.

Coming up with odd alternate song lyrics.

Calling people strange names.

Having entire conversations just using movie quotes.

Being a smartass.

Being a dumbass.

My silliness, my endless supply of heavy metal t-shirts, possibly spray paint and rust on my face from working on my car.

Normally I'm quiet and sort of shy at first, but occasionally I do break out of my shell.

Not much of a reader, does Street Rodder count? I usually read the daily paper though. Currently I'm reading "If chins could kill". It's Bruce Campbell- 'nuff said.

Movies- this list could get quite long, so here's an abbreviated list. all Mel Brooks movies, Monty Python, Airplane!, all Kevin Smith movies, Army of Darkness, Riki-Oh(best/worst movie ever!), Shawshank Redemption, Saw, Big Trouble in Little China, and many more. I also have a sweet spot for movies that i grew up with, like Weird Science, the Goonies, the Golden Child, Spies Like Us, Clue, Strange Brew, and Raising Arizona.

Music- another long list, but mostly metal and classic rock. AC/DC, Sabbath, Hendrix, Megadeth, Pantera, Gwar, Anthrax, White Zombie, Tool, Static X, Slipknot. Lately I've been on a cheesy 80's rock kick, so add Poison, Quiet Riot, Twisted Sister, and Ratt.

Food- I will eat pretty much anything- except green beans. I am slowly trying to learn how to cook, even if its just Hamburger Helper- hey, it beats a steady diet of cereal and Hot Pockets.

My street rod(s), power tools, my sense of humor, my friends, nicotine, and something to break, destroy, create, fabricate, build, or incinerate.

Choose any of the following:

the pythagorean theorem,

how to fit 3 rolls of insulation in a Jeep,

what did i forget to buy(5 minutes after leaving the store),

clever ways to agitate my co-workers,

what was that movie....with that guy.....that was in another movie with whats-her-name....

Working on my street rod(s) or house, running around with my friends, or at the bar

I once unintentionally hit myself in the head with a sledgehammer(not recommended).

what.... you mean there's a reason not to?