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31 Saint Louis, MO Man


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  • Ages 27–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 4:44am
Native American, White
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Poorly), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Feminist, autodidact, INFJ. Let's go.

First things first: I am not cool. I'm basically a walking awkward bomb, primed to explode at any second. My life has played out like a series of vignettes comprised of stock footage and self-consciously hip narration, with a confusing wraparound plot compounded by non-linear editing and unforeseeable twists. I surrendered my Typical Male card long ago, opting instead for a lifetime supply of stand-up comedy fodder. I have zero interest in cars and even less interest in sports, but I will spend hours poring through old postcards and other assorted ephemera with you until they kick us out of the antique shop. I also possess the most morbid sense of humor ever, so if you're of too delicate a temperament, we might not be a good match. But it's worth a shot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm not where I thought I'd be ten years ago, but I'm getting there. En route to self-actualization, I dabble in cooking and writing music. Other pursuits include DJing (the "Let's spin a bunch of old vinyl" kind, not the "I'm about to drop the bass" kind), hosting offbeat movie nights, doing my best Morrissey impression, and finding other amusing ways to humiliate myself. I just kinda take it as it comes; if all else fails, I'll just steal to the wilds and become a cryptozoologist.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Solving complex differential equations. Not really.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm often mistaken for being of another ethnicity. (e.g., Jewish, Italian, Hispanic, Middle Eastern)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've been getting back into fiction lately after years of estrangement, and am finding all sorts of beautiful avenues to explore. When it comes to food, I do my best to eat healthy, and I'll try anything at least once. I am an omnivore, but I also love animals. My record collection takes up an inordinate amount of space in my apartment, and my taste in film is wide-ranging: I would feel just as much at home soaking up Jim Jarmusch and Todd Solondz at the most abstruse art house imaginable as I would rocking out to John Waters and Alex Cox at the grimiest underground fleapit.

p.s. I feel totally out of place in bars and clubs, but I'm a lifelong devotee of café and diner culture.

And as crucial as shared interests are in forging a lasting bond, it has been proven to me time and again that personal tastes are a misleading gauge of character. Nevertheless:

¡Selected favorites! (in which the tragically earnest hipsterism becomes glaringly apparent)


Robert Aickman - The Wine-Dark Sea
Kenneth Anger - Hollywood Babylon
Paul Auster - City of Glass
Michael Azerrad - Our Band Could Be Your Life
Clive Barker - Books of Blood
Ambrose Bierce - The Devil's Dictionary
Peter Biskind - Easy Riders, Raging Bulls
Ray Bradbury - The Martian Chronicles
Roald Dahl - Matilda
Katherine Dunn - Geek Love
Damien Echols - Life After Death
Harlan Ellison - Deathbird Stories
Jeffrey Eugenides - The Virgin Suicides
Mark Oliver Everett - Things the Grandchildren Should Know
Malcolm Gladwell - The Tipping Point
Jan T. Gregor - Circus of the Scars
Mark Haddon - The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time
Norton Juster - The Phantom Tollbooth
Andreas Killen - 1973 Nervous Breakdown
Stephen King - Different Seasons
Neil Postman - Amusing Ourselves to Death
Simon Reynolds - Rip It Up and Start Again
Mary Roach - Stiff
Alex Ross - The Rest Is Noise
Karen Russell - St. Lucy's Home for Girls Raised by Wolves
Dan Savage - Skipping Towards Gomorrah
David J. Skal - The Monster Show
Whitley Streiber - Communion
Patrick Süskind - Perfume
Shaun Tan - The Red Tree
Studs Terkel - Working
Adrian Tomine - Summer Blonde
Sara Varon - Robot Dreams
Elizabeth Wurtzel - Prozac Nation


Annie Hall
Bad Santa
The Brother from Another Planet
The Changeling
City of God
The Dead Zone
Do the Right Thing
Good Will Hunting
Henry Fool
A History of Violence
Hope and Glory
Lady in White
My Life as a Dog
The Night of the Hunter
Night on Earth
Rear Window
Repo Man
Resurrect Dead
Rosemary's Baby
The Sandlot
The Savages
Seven Samurai
The Shawshank Redemption
Sherlock, Jr.
The Silence of the Lambs
Taxi Driver
The Third Man
The Tin Drum
Wild Zero
You Can Count on Me
Z Channel


Alice in Chains - Jar of Flies
Apollo Sunshine - Shall Noise Upon
Arcade Fire - Funeral
Rich Aucoin - We're All Dying to Live
Basehead - Play With Toys
Beastie Boys - Paul's Boutique
Beat Happening - Black Candy
The Beatles - Abbey Road
Björk - Post
The Black Heart Procession - 2
Boredoms - Super æ
Johannes Brahms - Ein Deutsches Requiem
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band - Safe as Milk
Ray Charles - Modern Sounds in Country and Western Music
Cibo Matto - Viva! La Woman
Sam Cooke - Night Beat
Dead Kennedys - Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
DJ Shadow - Endtroducing...
Doves - Lost Souls
Eels - Electro-shock Blues
The Flaming Lips - The Soft Bulletin
Lisa Germano - Geek the Girl
Girl Talk - Feed the Animals
Philip Glass - Koyaanisqatsi
Godspeed You Black Emperor! - F#A#∞
Guided by Voices - Bee Thousand
Kathleen Hanna - Julie Ruin
PJ Harvey - To Bring You My Love
Billie Holiday - 16 Most Requested Songs
Daniel Johnston - Hi, How Are You
Mazzy Star - So Tonight that I Might See
Meredith Monk - Dolmen Music
Merzbow - Pulse Demon
Van Morrison - Astral Weeks
Willie Nelson - Stardust
Neutral Milk Hotel - In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Nirvana - Nevermind
Yoko Ono - Season of Glass
Portishead - S/T
Public Enemy - Fear of a Black Planet
Radiohead - OK Computer
Maurice Ravel - Daphnis et Chloé
Marty Robbins - Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs
Pete Seeger - Goofing-Off Suite
Sigur Rós - Agætis Byrjun
Simon & Garfunkel - Bookends
Sleepy Kitty - Projection Room
Slint - Spiderland
Slowdive - Souvlaki
The Smiths - Louder than Bombs
Sonic Youth - Evol
Rod Stewart - Every Picture Tells a Story
Talk Talk - Laughing Stock
Television - Marquee Moon
Tiger Trap - Sour Grass
Timbuk 3 - Greetings from Timbuk 3
Tool - Ænima
Tricky - Maxinquaye
The Vaselines - The Way of the Vaselines
Geinoh Yamashirogumi - Akira
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - It's Blitz!
The Zombies - Odessey and Oracle


The Adventures of Pete & Pete
Are You Being Served?
Arrested Development
Breaking Bad
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Chappelle's Show
The Critic
Desperate Housewives
Eerie, Indiana
Freaks and Geeks
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Malcolm in the Middle
The Mighty Boosh
My So-Called Life
The Office (American)
Sesame Street
The Simpsons (Seasons 1-8)
Tales from the Crypt
The Tick (animated)
True Detective
The Twilight Zone
Unsolved Mysteries
The X-Files
Yo Gabba Gabba!

¡Name-dropping! (in which the damage is compounded)

Diane Arbus, Henry Darger, Francesca Woodman, Diamanda Galás, Vivian Maier, Jan Švankmajer, Winsor McCay, the Brothers Quay, Stan Brakhage, David Cronenberg, Gustav Doré, Virgil Finlay, Gary Larson, Bill Watterson, Harvey Milk, Dennis Kucinich, Joan Bray.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fresh fruit, sugarless gum, aluminum foil, stringed instruments, incomplete lists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am an open book. CliffsNotes available upon request.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have any information regarding the whereabouts of my sense of shame. Also, if you kinda sorta fit the following criteria:

I want someone who is passionate, considerate, witty, independent, and at least somewhat informed about pop culture and politics. Someone to accompany me on adventures in the middle of nowhere. A confidant and a partner in crime.