I have found, during my life, that simpler is often better, so I'm going to do that.
-I'm 23 years old. Apparently I come off as a lot older. Not sure whether that's because I'm more mature, or because most of my peers are less. But either way I'll take it.
-I have a lot of different hobbies, some of which define me, and others I just enjoy.
-I grew up on farms, on ranches, in the middle of nowhere, and in big cities. I'm a city kid whose roots lie deep in the center of farmlands.
-I'm going to school for a double major in business management and marketing. I will probably pursue a Master's in this as well.
-I work hard, play hard, and I don't bullshit. I respect women completely, and I think you are crazy, wonderful, absolutely essential creatures. But if you're more crazy than wonderful, I expect I'll find out soon enough, so feel free to be yourself and let the chips fall where they may.
-I get this question a lot: Why are you on here? Answer: I don't have a lot of time on my hands to go to various functions and figure out who is who in between a bunch of other social functions. I like getting to know people, and finding out if we click before wandering through a mire of polite exchanges. I'm looking for something serious, and I'm not the type of person to "just settle."
-I come off egotistical, but in reality I'm just confident. I see both sides of every situation. I would do anything for my family. I am the type of friend you call in a shitty situation who will do his damnedest to see that the problem gets fixed. My name is Sean. (Brownie points if you get this far and also mention something about a tiger. Because why the hell not?