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southern-comfrt

34 F Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:44pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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True story: My college was named the number one party school in the nation by Playboy magazine both my senior and my second senior year and for that, I say, 'you're welcome!'

I think I will easily be the least complicated girl you'll ever meet.

People say I'm funny. I say I'm alright, but I do like trying to make people laugh and occasionally that works out for me. More than being funny I'm observant and a talented thief, I take a line here and an idea there and twist it into something resembling comedy.
What I’m doing with my life
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Geez OkC...you and my Mom!!

I'm kidding, she's happy with me and my life choices.

I grew up in a small North Carolina town where the only culture was agriculture (see-I'm pretty sure I stole that one) but I turned out okay. I'm here, aren't I? And I've made it two years, I pretty much love it, so I think I'll stay.

Now I rotate between work and friends and boys (or girls) and comedy. I'm looking for any fun new adventure I can find.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ummm...everything...everything you are worried about anyway. ;) Just kidding...well not really.

I can drink you under the table.

Softening the blow. Coming from the south makes me a professional sugar-coater. ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My soft southern accent
My smile
My laugh
My hair, I have big hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Favorite was maybe Pillars of the Earth, it was pretty good. I also like Eat, Pray, Love - but I'm not recommending it, it was just what I needed at the time. I did once, I think that person hates me now.

TV - Buffy is my all time favorite. Now when I'm bored I stream Bob's Burgers or Portlandia or Parks & Rec.

Movies - Quentin Tarantino films, True Romance is amongst my most favorite movies (he wrote it). Skyfall was pretty great. And it was the first James Bond movie I ever saw - the men in my life could not believe that fact.

Music - John Mayer, Dave Matthews, Bob Marley, Ray LaMontagne, Sublime, Adam Hood, Regina Spektor, James Taylor, Mumford & Sons, The Allman Brothers, Bill Withers, Blind Melon, Weezer, Train, Tom Petty, The Foo Fighters. Just downloaded the Lumineers and Brett Dennen, I like them both.

Food - I'll pretty much try anything but olives simply horrible...yes, green and black and all the fancy ones too. They're just gross. I can't be convinced otherwise.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do in a zombie apocalypse or what I would do with my vampire boyfriend...yeah, thanks for that american pop culture...oh and world peace ;)

Actually I spend a lot of time thinking about the influence of the media and the entertainment industry on how we think, how we feel, and what we want.

**I did mean that Zombie apocalypse part sarcastically (in case you didn't get that), but in the very brief period that I have contemplated it because the entertainment industry twists my arm I do NOT understand why anyone wants to survive it. It looks like it would just SUCK. So I, for one, would like to be the first to go and then while you are all hungry and dirty and struggling to survive without all the luxuries that I have become quite accustomed to, I'll be a happy zombie just enjoying my brain buffet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Solidly drunk somewhere screaming "Nobody puts baby in a corner!" ;)

I'm kidding (mostly kidding). Here is a list of six memorable Friday nights:

1. Ping pong challenge (sans beer) with Brother and his Girlfriend
2. Strip club with my two favorite lesbians
3. Board games and drinking
4. One of the best first dates of my life which ended in some brown chicken, brown cow ;)
5. At a club called "The Rebel" in North Carolina (and yes, it's just that classy) getting drunk in ways I can't completely remember...but I swear I did not sing and I did not flash that biker named "Porkchop"
6. In Jamaica relaxing, listening to the ocean, loving my life.

So really your guess is as good as mine about next Friday...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a collection of penis pictures on my phone, all from OkC. They are in a folder called "the goods". I never ended up meeting any of those gents. Don't end up in this folder. ;) I'll just make fun of you later.

Also I use emoticons and I'm completely ashamed of that. Update note: I have just succumb to emojis-I apologize in advance.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 29–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you have some or most of the following traits:

1. Have a beard. I like 'em. Obviously not a requirement but I do have a weakness for facial hair. (Lady applicants should NOT have a beard-there is less leniency here.)
2. Have a sense of comedy. Making me laugh will get you everywhere.
3. Have more to say than "hey". It's easy! Read my profile...mention anything in it.
4. Have a high match percentage with me, it matters more than you think, something 80 or above makes me pay attention.
5. You're okay with open relationships. Right now I see an awesome couple and some other great people. You'll have to fit into this world and be comfortable with it.