Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
True story: My college was named the number one party school in the
nation by Playboy magazine both my senior and my second senior year
and for that, I say, 'you're welcome!'
I will easily be the least complicated girl you'll ever meet.
People say I'm funny. I say I'm alright, but I do like trying to
make people laugh and occasionally that works out for me. More than
being funny I'm observant and a talented thief, I take a line here
and an idea there and twist it into something resembling comedy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Geez OkC...you and my Mom!!
I'm kidding, she's happy with me and my life choices.
I grew up in a small North Carolina town where the only culture was
agriculture (see-I'm pretty sure I stole that one) but I turned out
okay. I'm here, aren't I? And I've made it three years, I pretty
much love it, so I think I'll stay.
Now I rotate between work and friends and boys (or girls) and
comedy. I'm looking for any fun new adventure I can find.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ummm...everything...everything you are worried about anyway. ;)
Just kidding...well not really.
I can drink you under the table.
Softening the blow. Coming from the south makes me a professional
The first things people usually notice about me
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My soft southern accent
My hair, I have big hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Favorite was maybe Pillars of the Earth, it was pretty
good. I also like Eat, Pray, Love - but I'm not recommending it, it
was just what I needed at the time. I did once, I think that person
hates me now.
TV - Buffy is my all time favorite. Now when I'm bored I stream
Bob's Burgers or Portlandia or Parks & Rec.
Movies - Quentin Tarantino films, True Romance is amongst my most
favorite movies (he wrote it). Guardians of the Galaxy was really
great...but Marvel has the recipe, it's like they don't know how to
make a bad movie any more.
Music - John Mayer, Dave Matthews, Bob Marley, Ray LaMontagne,
Sublime, Adam Hood, Regina Spektor, James Taylor, Mumford &
Sons, The Allman Brothers, Bill Withers, Blind Melon, Weezer,
Train, Tom Petty, The Foo Fighters.
Food - I'll pretty much try anything but olives. They're simply
horrible...yes, green and black and all the fancy ones too. They're
just gross. I can't be convinced otherwise.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do in a zombie apocalypse or what I would do with my
vampire boyfriend...yeah, thanks for that american pop culture...oh
and world peace ;)
Actually I spend a lot of time thinking about the influence of the
media and the entertainment industry on how we think, how we feel,
and what we want.
**I did mean that Zombie apocalypse part sarcastically (in case you
didn't get that), but in the very brief period that I have
contemplated it because the entertainment industry twists my arm I
do NOT understand why anyone wants to survive it. It looks like it
would just SUCK. So I, for one, would like to be the first to go
and then while you are all hungry and dirty and struggling to
survive without all the luxuries that I have become quite
accustomed to, I'll be a happy zombie just enjoying my brain
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Solidly drunk somewhere screaming "Nobody puts baby in a corner!"
I'm kidding (mostly kidding). Here is a list of six memorable
1. Ping pong challenge (sans beer) with Brother and his
2. Strip club with my two favorite lesbians
3. Board games and drinking
4. One of the best first dates of my life which ended in some brown
chicken, brown cow ;)
5. At a club called "The Rebel" in North Carolina (and yes, it's
just that classy) getting drunk in ways I can't completely
remember...but I swear I did not sing and I did not flash that
biker named "Porkchop"
6. In Jamaica relaxing, listening to the ocean, loving my
So really your guess is as good as mine about next Friday...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a collection of penis pictures on my phone, all from OkC.
They are in a folder called "the goods". I never ended up meeting
any of those gents. Don't end up in this folder. ;) I'll just make
fun of you later.
Also I use emoticons and I'm completely ashamed of that. Update
note: I have just succumb to emojis-I apologize in advance.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have some or most of the following traits:
1. Have a beard. I like 'em. Obviously not a requirement but I do
have a weakness for facial hair. (Lady applicants should NOT have a
beard-there is less leniency here.)
2. Have a sense of comedy. Making me laugh will get you
3. Have more to say than "hey". It's easy! Read my
profile...mention anything in it.
4. Have a high match percentage with me, it matters more than you
think, something 80 or above makes me pay attention.
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