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soviet_jesus

23 Saint Petersburg, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm something of a tinkerer. I like to take apart, make, destroy, modify, and otherwise just plain play with anything I am allowed to. I won't touch the car though, that thing terrifies me.
Programming is one of my passions right now that seems to becoming a permanent feature of my personality. I have so much fun staring at a screen vaguely frustrated and anxious waiting for my brain to organize some ideas into proper instructions.
I'm the type of person who accidentally uses Wikipedia for 3 hours, then intentionally use it for another 2. Binge watching Netflix is an endurance sport and art-form that I believe I excel at. I like to draw stuff when no-ones looking as well as help my friends on their art projects. I don't consider myself an artist at all though.
Right now my apartment is inundated with ruby on rails guides, raspberry pi supplies, coloring stuff, and a lathe (ok, maybe not inundated with "a" lathe but that thing is bulky). It would be super fun to have more people to watch netflix with or just work on random projects. I like making stuff.
I'm really mostly just looking for a human connection. I don't care if you think that's pathetic, to some degree that's why we're all here.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working the 9 to 5 and trying to fit as much programming, video games, and netflix into the hours before I pass out as I can. Other than my job I'm living the stoney-nerd's dream.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Catch-22, Freakanomics, The Law(la loi), Harry Potter, and A Song of Ice and Fire

Movies: The Avengers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Boondock Saints, and Apocolypse Now

Shows: Breaking Bad, Rick and Morty, Robot Chicken, and Achievement Hunter: Let's Play.

Music: Streetlight Manifesto, Reel Big Fish, Arctic Monkeys, Grouplove, and The Mowglis

I'll eat just about anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some friends
Alone time
A job
Impulse buying
Long form text (books, but I'm not married to the medium)
Access to an accurate clock
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to grow up and be a better person than I was yesterday. How I want to fall in and out of love (and everything in between). How the bullies of the world seem to get whatever they want. How the hell are you supposed to mock stdout (or stub...fucker) in ruby. What can I do to do less at work.

Was I supposed to put any of that in context?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bubbler and netflix. Always room for more
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you made it this far you probably already made your mind up. So please, be the rare one and initiate.