Someone once told me I was her anti-hero.
I call people "bro" unironically. I like hockey and UFC; I suspect I may just be a fan of violence and gore. I don't like automatic headlights; I think they're presumptuous. I'll decide when I want my lights on, car.
I have been described as both having a "fuck you" sense of humor and being a "fuck you" pragmatist. Mostly I think this is a neat coincidence, especially given that they happened years apart.
I like meat and leather. I don't mind if you don't, but don't impose your morality on me.
I have questionable morals.
I'm not looking for a ~*~*partner in crime*~*~. I'm looking for the other half of a badass, vain, luxurious powercouple (who can also be goofy and clever and kawaii as all hell).