I've been told I'm intimidating, though I really don't know why.
I love animals. Except monkeys. They freak me out.
I own 3 cats, a snake, and 2 horses. I'm starting a zoo.
Horror movies are my life blood.
I talk to inanimate objects. They usually don't talk back.
I live for hockey season. I <3 the Flyers.
I love to dance, though I apparently only have one move.
I also love to sing, but mostly in my car. Really loudly.
Sometimes my cats and I dress up as super heroes and fight crime.
I dream of traveling the world. Who doesn't.
I would really like to own a billy-bumbler, though I fear they don't exist.
I'm a sucker for sappy romance novels.
I sometimes like to use random words just because i like the way they sound. schematics.
I have a bad habit of trying to fix things by hitting them.
I spent most of my teen years basically being a gypsy. But without the awesome clothes.
I'm extremely clumsy. Not in a "oh how cute" kind of way. More like an "oh god what is wrong with her" kind of way.

I am abrasive, sarcastic, and slightly delusional

My horses are problem children. I spend a lot of my time pretending to be a horse whisperer. I feel like this needs an added disclaimer... when I say "a lot of my time" I really mean all of my time. A "shit ton" is probably the most appropriate measure.

I live my life based on never giving up an opportunity for a story. Surprisingly, this has yet to get me arrested.

Bullshitting my way through tough situations, getting stuck in a book rather then getting things done, acquiring animals that no one else wants, hurting myself in strange and incomprehensible ways, always assuming that there is something magical behind doors that say do not enter and not being able to stop myself from finding out.

I'm always laughing.

And generally, I'm always falling down. I've been likened to a baby giraffe... long legs, very little coordination.

Books: I'm horribly obsessed with Stephen King. And by obsessed I mean I have a tattoo from one of his books. And I read just about everything else... fantasy, horror, romance, mystery, etc.

Movies: Netflix and I have a love/hate relationship.

TV: I watch a ridiculous amount of BBC. And I'm apparently turning into way more of a sci fi nerd than I had expected.

Music: I listen to a little of everything. And yes I mean that... with the exception of polka.

Food: I'm kind of a recovering vegetarian.

My animals... all 6 of them.
Jokes about how t-rex has short arms... I mean really how can that not be hilarious.
Used books... I much prefer my books to be aged.
Hot cocoa... preferably in my dinosaur mug.
Post-it notes... they pretty much are my short term memory.
Fine point pens... regular pens make me nervous.

Where I want to be... down the road. Dreams, goals, aspirations... how I'm gonna get there. And sometimes slightly less poignant things... such as ponies and rainbows.

Friday night is my unwind time. It usually involves pajamas and movies.

I have a habit of defusing awkward situations by pretending I'm a dinosaur. Though I guess it usually just makes things more awkward.

You are not a serial killer, and have no plans on becoming one.
You can hold an intelligent conversation.
You can hold a conversation based on complete nonsense.
You like to randomly break into song and/or dance.
You're not a jerk masquerading as a nice guy.
You're not deathly allergic to any of my animals.
You have at least one interesting story that doesn't begin with "I was really drunk..."
You don't regret your past.
You are polite to people even if they don't deserve it.
You actually read this profile and didn't just look at the pictures.