B. Educated (or at least not a moron)
C. Responsible and honest
D. Good looking
E. Not crazy
Well, let's just cut to the chase:
A. I work at an tech start up. It's hard to describe what I do here, so I won't bore you with the details. I do enjoy my work, but I also leave my work at work.
B. Currently at NYU getting my master's degree. I got one semester left and unless I completely screw the pooch, for the first time ever, I'll be graduating with high honors (how you like 'dem apples???).
C. Sure. But until you meet me in person, you'll have to take my word for it.
D. That's why we post pictures here... Duh!
E. Oh, I'm crazy... Crazy fun to hang out with!!!
Not to sound too cocky, but I'm pretty awesome... But I'll let you decide that for yourself when we meet.