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  • Ages 18–23
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Mostly non-monogamous
My self-summary
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things i like to do:

1) being a total bro

2) getting jacked

3) taking mirror selfies

4) yolo (you only locomotive once)

5) wearing striped tank tops everyday of the week

6) drinking budlight

7) cultural appropriation

things that make me uncomfortable:

1) hipsters

2) music you can't get fucked up to

3) radically self-empowered women
What I’m doing with my life
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trying to contact the greys


being an indigo child

living the dark side of the american dream

no is a word that fuels people, determined
never is a word that always makes you dream
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
eye contact
fucking shit up
believing in conspiracy theories
guessing what your sign is
The first things people usually notice about me
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my ass
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Be Here Now, The Secret Journey to Planet Serpo, The Stand, Sophie's World, DMT: The Spirit Molecule, White Noise, Jurassic Park, Fastwalker, American Gods, The Soul of China, A People's History of the United States, Franny and Zooey, Ishmael, Illusions: Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah, Invisible Monsters

H.P. Lovecraft - Murakami

MOVIES: Pulp Fiction, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Waking Life, Django Unchained, Dr. Strangelove, Catch Me If You Can, American Psycho, eXistenZ, The Dark Knight, the LOTR Trilogy, The Matrix, School of Rock, Swingers, American History X, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, Cube, The Descent, American Beauty, Pink Floyd The Wall, Lost Highway, The Shining, Cloud Atlas, Zoolander, Despicable Me, Planet of the Apes (1968), Terminator 2: Judgement Day, O Brother Where Art Thou, Princess Mononoke, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Enter the Void. Spirited Away, Jaws, Dazed and Confused.

MUSIC: Punch Brothers, Local Natives, Pink Floyd, Frank Ocean, Radiohead, My Bloody Valentine, Tyler The Creator, Pavement, Miles Davis, Kanye West, Chairlift, It's Immaterial, Scritti Politti, Colin Stetson, Destroyer, The Weeknd, James Blake, Bombay Bicycle Club, Massive Attack, Tycho, Bon Iver, Louis Cole, The Smiths, The Beach Boys, Deftones, The Velvet Underground, Speedy Ortiz, J-Cole, Jackson Scott, Weekend, The Books, Tame Impala, Pixies, Washed Out, Blouse, Genevieve Artadi, Nickel Creek, Meshuggah, Flying Lotus, Minks, Echo Lake, The Drums, fthrsn, Brian Eno, Dead Man's Bones, Youth Lagoon, Unicorn Kid, stevie dinner/TV DINNER, Grimes, Beach House, Have A Nice Life, Giles Corey, Dirty Loops, Port St. Willow, Metronymy, No Joy, Postiljonen, DIANA, Small Black, Banks, Purity Ring, Vulfpeck, Porches, The Knife, Black Marble

burritos are good
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
captain crunch
alex trebek
pitzmans mustard
elbow room
i don't care
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop


alien probes


on a more serious note, I saw on facebook that a kid from my high school is a police officer now - he received quite a lot of praise from our peers for this, but the first thing I thought was "eww, that's disgusting." I should really unfriend all of these people
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting drunk w/ moms
You should message me if
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if you expect to learn anything about me, it's not going to be through this profile

if you're a coolguy like me

if you find me aesthetically pleasing

be aware folks venus is in retrograde rn

i'm looking for rad folks to hangout w/, w/ the possibility of something more