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soybean9

21 M Allston, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:52am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Transportation
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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things i like to do:

1) being a total bro

2) getting jacked

3) looking at myself in the mirror

4) saying yolo

5) wearing striped tank tops everyday of the week

6) drinking budlight

things that make me uncomfortable:

1) hipsters

2) music i don't understand

3) radically self-empowered women
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
not saying "what if"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being myself.
Being a bat.
Maintaining intense eye contact with strangers.
Pretending to work for the MBTA.
Trying to rap like only a white boy can.
Being a human GPS.
Believing in conspiracy theories.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my ass
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Be Here Now, The Secret Journey to Planet Serpo, The People's History of the United States, The Stand, Sophie's World, DMT: The Spirit Molecule, White Noise, Jurassic Park, Fastwalker, American Gods.

MOVIES: Pulp Fiction, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Waking Life, Django Unchained, Dr. Strangelove, Catch Me If You Can, American Psycho, eXistenZ, The Dark Knight, the LOTR Trilogy, The Matrix, School of Rock, Swingers, American History X, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, Cube, The Descent, American Beauty, Pink Floyd The Wall, Lost Highway, Adventureland, The Shining, Cloud Atlas, Zoolander, Despicable Me, Planet of the Apes (1968), Terminator 2: Judgement Day, O Brother Where Art Thou, Princess Mononoke, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Enter the Void.

MUSIC FAVOURITES: Punch Brothers, Local Natives, Pink Floyd, Frank Ocean, Radiohead, My Bloody Valentine, Tyler The Creator, Pavement, Miles Davis, Kanye West, Chairlift, It's Immaterial, Scritti Politti, Colin Stetson, Destroyer, Television, The Weeknd, James Blake, Bombay Bicycle Club, Massive Attack, Black Moth Super Rainbow, The Smashing Pumpkins, Bon Iver, Louis Cole, The Smiths, The Beach Boys, Sublime, Deftones, The Velvet Underground, Speedy Ortiz, J-Cole, Jackson Scott, Weekend, The Books, Tame Impala, Pixies, Washed Out, Blouse, Genevieve Artadi, Nickel Creek, Meshuggah, Flying Lotus, Minks, Echo Lake, The Drums, fthrsn, Brian Eno, Dead Man's Bones, Youth Lagoon, Unicorn Kid, stevie dinner/TV DINNER, Grimes, Beach House, Have A Nice Life, Giles Corey, Dirty Loops, Port St. Willow, Metronymy, No Joy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
dinosaurs
captain crunch
alex trebek
weed
pineapples
pitzman's mustard
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1 of paper equals 4 of coin
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting drunk with moms
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my use of lower case letters is a rebellion against capitalism
You should message me if
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i suck don't message me