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  • Ages 18-36
  • Located anywhere
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My details

Last online
Oct 6
Hispanic / Latin, White
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Might want kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Queer dude, in a monogamous relationship, still open to meeting platonic friends.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in a video store. I worked in a video store when I was 17 and now, again, at 27 I work in a video store. I'd say there's a nice symmetry to it, but that would imply my life is drawing to a rapid close, so instead I'll just say it's not a bad job to have. You get to talk movies all day and meet many very friendly old gay men who rent four pornos a day.

In the interim I worked mostly in the food service industry, as a delivery driver, a pizzeria cook, and a jack of all trades at Whole Foods.

I used to host a film podcast. Now I'm designing a queer interactive fiction music simulator. Next I'll probably be a beekeeper or some shit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Karaoke. Pontificating. Don Pardo impression.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm pretty tall. I bet it's that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Slouching Towards Bethlehem, The Sense of an Ending, Ragtime, Something Wicked This Way Comes, The Autobiography of Malcolm X

Movies: Rushmore, Upstream Color, Seven Chances, Carrie, Meet Me in St. Louis, Scream, Falling Down

Shows: The X-Files, Twin Peaks, Futurama, The Wire,

Music: The Ramones, E-40, New Order, Paul McCartney, Von LMO, Suicide, NoMeansNo, The Mountain Goats, Guided By Voices

Food: Sausages, pizza, burritos, exotic burgers, stir fry
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
According to Maslow...

1. Breathing
2. Food
3. Water
4. Sex
5. Sleep
6. Excretion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Chris Tucker's performance in the Fifth Element. How perfect Donkey Kong is. The percussion on the whole Purple Rain album. Prince's eyes. Prince's pouty lips. Sweat dripping down the back of Prince's neck.

I guess I mostly think about Prince.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dicking around on the internet. Drinking. Watching some horrible Italian horror movie. Getting lost in wikipedia summaries of Golden Girls plotlines. Surfing YouTube videos of high school talent show heavy metal covers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a lot of fantasies about going to a karaoke bar and everyone who was ever mean to me is there and I sing something badass like Sweet's "Action" and everyone is all "Oh no, he's so cool, we should have never been mean to him, three cheers!"
You should message me if
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You should just message me no matter what. Statistically speaking, I'm probably already bored and on the internet.