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27 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jan 11
Hispanic / Latin, White
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Queer dude, in a monogamous relationship, just looking for friends.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work as a cook in the foodservice industry. Mostly making pizzas. I make pizzas! High school me who thought he was going to college would probably be disappointed, but I bet 7 year old me would be psyched that he grew up to make pizzas.

I host a film podcast. Honestly, a lot of my time just goes towards that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Karaoke. Pontificating. Don Pardo impression.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm pretty tall. I bet it's that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ragtime, Slaughterhouse Five, Norwegian Wood, Something Wicked This Way Comes

Movies: Rushmore, Upstream Color, Seven Chances, Carrie

Shows: The X-Files, Twin Peaks, Futurama, Home Movies

Music: The Ramones, E-40, New Order, Paul McCartney

Food: Sausages, pizza, burritos, exotic burgers
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
According to Maslow...

1. Breathing
2. Food
3. Water
4. Sex
5. Sleep
6. Excretion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Chris Tucker's performance in the Fifth Element. How perfect Donkey Kong is. The percussion on the whole Purple Rain album. Prince's eyes. Prince's ass cheeks.

I guess I mostly think about Prince.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dicking around on the internet. Drinking. Watching some horrible Italian horror movie. Getting lost in wikipedia summaries of Golden Girls plotlines. Surfing YouTube videos of high school talent show heavy metal covers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a lot of fantasies about going to a karaoke bar and everyone who was ever mean to me is there and I sing something badass like Sweet's "Action" and everyone is all "Oh no, he's so cool, we should have never been mean to him, three cheers!"
You should message me if
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You should just message me no matter what. Statistically speaking, I'm probably already bored and on the internet.