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soybomb43

26 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Aug 20
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I do a little bit of everything. My main passions are film, comedy, and rap, though I'm surprisingly not a fan of when the three came together for that Vanilla Ice movie, Cool As Ice.

Also, I am queer, not bi. I like all genders, not just cis-male and cis-female.

I am currently in a committed open relationship.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work as a cook in the foodservice industry. Mostly making pizzas. I make pizzas! High school me who thought he was going to college would probably be disappointed, but I bet 7 year old me would be psyched that he grew up to make pizzas.

I host a film podcast, and write a lot about film for various outfits. I cook food for a living. I play guitar. I do stand-up. I expend my creative energy in every possible direction. I tweet. Oh sweet Jesus, how I tweet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking too much about horror movies. Cheering people up. Getting Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood mixed up. I do a damn good Fred Schneider impression. I can do pretty much any Talking Heads song in karaoke. And general nerd shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty tall. I bet it's that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Last Good Kiss, Ragtime, Slaughterhouse Five, Norwegian Wood, Make Your Own Damn Movie, Something Wicked This Way Comes, anything by Joe Bob Briggs.

Comics: Daniel Clowes stuff, Optic Nerve, Matt Fraction's Hawkeye, Mark Waid's Daredevil, Black Hole, Watchmen, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Unwritten

Movies: I watch a LOT of movies. Horror is my favorite genre, but I'm pretty fluent in most kinds of film. My favorites would be Annie Hall, McCabe & Mrs. Miller, Blue Velvet, Mondo Cane, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Goodfellas, A Star is Born, Do The Right Thing, Seven Chances, The General, An American Werewolf in London, Jackass Number Two, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Badlands, Fantasia, Batman (1989), Martha Marcy May Marlene, The Purple Rose of Cairo, Jaws, Killing of a Chinese Bookie, anything with Gene Kelly, Poltergeist, the Friday the 13th movies, 2001: A Space Odyssey, May, Barton Fink, Last Summer, The Grand Illusion...did I mention I watch a lot of movies?

Shows: Arrested Development, The Wire, The Larry Sanders Show, The Simpsons, 30 Rock, The X-Files, Home Movies, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under, Community, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Key and Peele, Chappelle's Show, Mr. Show, SCTV, The Sopranos, Adventure Time, Star Trek, Twilight Zone, Twin Peaks

Music: Talking Heads, The Ramones, E-40, The Geto Boys, The Undertones, Bruce Springsteen, Mystikal, Abba, AFI, De La Soul, DJ Screw, Gunplay, Rob Zombie, Black Sheep, Radiohead, Kate Bush, Bruce Springsteen, Leonard Cohen, Mobb Deep, Prince, The Mountain Goats, My Bloody Valentine, Elvis Costello, The Notorious B.I.G., Outkast, The Pixies, Roach Gigz, Silversun Pickups, UGK, Bikini Kill, Big Freedia, The White Stripes. I like 60's psychedelic pop, late 70's/early 80's punk, early 90's rap, late 90's pop-punk (nostalgia! Sue me!), and, when I'm hungover, Joy Division.

Also, Rufus Thomas is very important: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCFyKRtlLOI

Podcasts: Jordan, Jesse, Go, Stop Podcasting Yourself, The Best Show on WFMU, Idle Thumbs, The Memory Palace, WTF with Marc Maron, any old radio broadcasts

Video Games: Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead 2, Deus Ex, classic arcade games (Donkey Kong, Burger-Time, Ms. Pac-Man), Fall-Out 3, Gone Home, Super Meat Boy, Spelunky, Portal 1 & 2, Lucasarts adventure games, Telltale's The Walking Dead, Grand Theft Auto, Bioshock etc.

Food: I'm a pretty simple man when it comes to food. Italian food, burritos, burgers, pizza, sausage, etc. Pretty much all I don't eat is Indian.

Jesus, what a nerd.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
According to Maslow...

1. Breathing
2. Food
3. Water
4. Sex
5. Sleep
6. Excretion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Chris Tucker's performance in the Fifth Element. How perfect the arcade game Donkey Kong is. The percussion on the whole Purple Rain album. Prince's eyes. Prince's ass cheeks.

I guess I mostly think about Prince.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dicking around on the internet. Drinking. Watching some horrible Italian horror movie. Getting lost in wikipedia summaries of Golden Girls plotlines. Surfing YouTube videos of high school talent show heavy metal covers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a lot of fantasies about going to a karaoke bar and everyone who was ever mean to me is there and I sing something badass like Sweet's "Action" and everyone is all "Oh no, he's so cool, we should have never been mean to him, three cheers!"
You should message me if
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You should just message me no matter what. Statistically speaking, I'm probably already bored and on the internet.