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54 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 31–51
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 28
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from med school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Sanskrit (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Eccentric retired rock star, romantic, freelance elephant exterminator. (Smirk if you like, but when was the last time you were pestered by elephants?) I used to be a homeopathic fireman. To be honest, sometimes the mister wasn't enough and I had to resort to crystals to put the fire out.


You are the dashing, imperious type and hold most people and all pet fish in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are a dynamic figure, able to tread water splendidly, so long as it's not too deep. You have a deep and abiding faith in model trains, but are constantly dismayed at their inability to carry anything larger than a small piece of peanut brittle. Your name strikes fear into the hearts of the peasants of Bolivia. You patently refuse to believe in the existence of your own kneecaps, a position which you will tragically come to rue. In elementary school the other children mocked you, chanting, "Postmodernism is an affliction of the fin-de-siecle decadent!" You can play bluegrass pipe organ. You are an abstract thinker, which means that you will always be shunned and misunderstood, and rightly so. You think that letters pre-approving you for credit are "fan mail".
What I’m doing with my life
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Driving my Jeep directly into a bog on purpose then winching it out. This is me nurturing my inner hillbilly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Music. Fixing teeth.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably the abundance of blue fur. How the hell would I know?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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1973 Porsche 911 Haynes repair manual, Life of Pi (again), 100 Years of Solitude. I'll eat anything, sometimes to my great regret. Love to see any live band that I'm not actually in. Big movie junkie, but usually wait for pay per view or watch classics.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My keyboards
My friends
My daughter
My dog Zuzu
A swell hat
Hmmm... I really don't need a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How irony and humour has gone so out of fashion.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Killin' it.
Zeppelin and monocle shopping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can see through metal. No wait, that's glass. I can see through glass.
You should message me if
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You have a warped sense of humour and like the way I spell humour. Brownie points if you get the Soylent Jesus reference. Super brownie points if you can explain Primer to me without using a spreadsheet.

If you are 'married to Jesus' or some other such horseshit, I will certainly make sport of you, so move on if you don't want to be reduced to tears. Also "I will be your sex slave if you help me pay off my student loan" is not a particularly attractive message. Norway has free education and prostitution is legal in Germany. Your pick.

BTW, under duress I deleted the picture of me wielding an axe, which apparently was dampening my ability to attract a mate.