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soylentjesus

54 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:37am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sanskrit (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Me:

Eccentric retired rock star, romantic, freelance elephant exterminator. (Smirk if you like, but when was the last time you were pestered by elephants?) I don't sleep, but I require electricity and cobalt to live.

You:

You are the dashing, imperious type and hold most people and all pet fish in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are a dynamic figure, able to tread water splendidly, so long as it's not too deep. You have a deep and abiding faith in model trains, but are constantly dismayed at their inability to carry anything larger than a small piece of peanut brittle. Your name strikes fear into the hearts of the peasants of Bolivia. You patently refuse to believe in the existence of your own kneecaps, a position which you will tragically come to rue. In elementary school the other children mocked you, chanting, "Postmodernism is an affliction of the fin-de-siecle decadent!" You can play bluegrass pipe organ. You are an abstract thinker, which means that you will always be shunned and misunderstood, and rightly so. You think that letters pre-approving you for credit are "fan mail".
What I’m doing with my life
Driving my Jeep directly into a bog on purpose then winching it out. This is me nurturing my inner hillbilly.
I’m really good at
Music. Fixing teeth.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the abundance of blue fur. How the hell would I know?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
1973 Porsche 911 Haynes repair manual, Life of Pi (again), 100 Years of Solitude. I'll eat anything, sometimes to my great regret. Love to see any live band that I'm not actually in. Big movie junkie, but usually wait for pay per view or watch classics.
The six things I could never do without
My keyboards
My friends
My daughter
My dog Zuzu
A swell hat
Hmmm... I really don't need a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How irony and humour has gone so out of fashion.
On a typical Friday night I am
Killin' it.
Zeppelin and monocle shopping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I make my friends adopt ridiculous names like Wilma Flintstone or the Fifteenth Incarnation of the Dalai Llama when I put them on the guest list
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 31–51
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You have a warped sense of humour and like the way I spell humour. Brownie points if you get the Soylent Jesus reference. Super brownie points if you can explain Primer to me without using a spreadsheet.

If you are 'married to Jesus' or some other such horseshit, I will certainly make sport of you, so move on if you don't want to be reduced to tears. Also "I will be your sex slave if you help me pay off my student loan" is not a particularly attractive message. Norway has free education and prostitution is legal in Germany. Your pick.

BTW, under duress I deleted the picture of me wielding an axe, which apparently was dampening my ability to attract a mate.