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soymilkfish

35 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:42pm
Orientation
Straight, Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok let's see. I have a ridiculous sense of humor. I live in a near perpetual state of amusement at some of the things humanity has to offer. New York City is possibly the best place to witness such things. To that end I was fortunate enough to recently meet a wizard in Central Park and lately it seems more and more people walk up to me and speak complete gibberish. Love that!

I'm a network engineer at the employ of this great city. I really do love what I do and where I work, even if it makes me bury my nose into some profoundly archaic and nerdy texts in a lot of my spare time. I've also been known to not shut the hell up about it.

Since I spend my work days tied to a computer I try to get out, seeking new and exciting stimuli. This not limited to but including a brief canoeing voyage on the romantic Gowanus Canal, and long meanders through chinatown for unidentifiable foods. When it comes to vacation, my ideal beach trip is in Alaska or the South Pacific, not so much the caribbean or anything approaching all-inclusive. I'd generally prefer to be sleeping in a tent than a hotel. I recently returned from 3 weeks of mountain climbing and backpacking around Colorado and Utah.

I like to cook huge recipes of stuff to live on for the week and/or give to family and friends. At this very moment I am cooking a giant pan of kielbasi hash. Poland represent!

Some talking points about yours truly:

I am refreshingly or disconcertingly honest, depending on your vantage point.

I have assembled the greatest 80s playlist known to man.

I've also mapped all of the worthwhile coffee shops in Manhattan and surrounding.

I don't tie my shoes like most people. In fact I don't even know how to tie them "properly." I've made it this far. No, I don't want to learn now.
I was born with a defective or am perhaps missing my shamebone. I am essentially unable to be embarrassed. Please feel free to use this to your advantage in creative ways!

I am a bit disappointed I can't add Network Theory as an interest.

After years of being horrible about stretching, I've been getting into yoga lately. Standing straight legged on top of my fingers is my life's greatest accomplishment! Mom's real proud.

also!
I figured out early on that for me, life is about the acquisition of happiness, not the almighty dollar. Not to suggest I'm broke, I just know what my priorities are. Do you fancy going on adventures?

Did you read this all this? You should get a gold star.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on achieving the highest level of certification in my field. Let's get a drink and I'll bore you to death with it! Also getting out of the city and doing naturey stuff when time permits. And seeing a ton of movies, and a couple shows, and eating weird things and...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Summarizing complex situations with one sharp, often cynical line. If you don't have a sense of humor, we might not work.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The manner in which I occupy space.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a total movie slut. I like a lot of artsy fartsy crap, though I will go see really just about anything.
Oh also Real Genius.

Books. I've read a bunch of em. West With the Night is the best one that comes to mind right now.

I listen to most types of music but I'm pretty picky about who I want to see live. Also Jazz is great. Happy Apple, Clutch, Bottleskup Flenkenkenmike, 1 Speed Bike, Pinback, I am Spoonbender, Can, Masta Ace, almost anything from the 80s.

I eat food, I tend to enjoy the majority of it. The stuff coming out of Mexico is very tasty.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm going to put a few pretentious words here but they're still valid answers and at least maybe you learned something today:

Apricity - Feeling the suns warmth on a cold day
Borborygmus - stomach rumbling
Mamihlapinatapi - A look shared by two people each wishing that the other would offer something they both desire bit are unwilling to suggest to offer themselves.
Philosophunculist - bullshitter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Byzantine fault tolerance. What I'm eating for lunch. What everyone I know is eating for lunch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Possibly out getting dinner with friends, but probably going home and studying. Max excitement!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll share my deepest and darkest with a total stranger but not here. not like this!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You read all this and thought to yourself: YES! Borborygmus! I must meet this man!