Currently submitting applications for someone so brush my hair, kiss me, and hi-five a bunch.
ISFP for y'all who's into Meyers Briggs.
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly, I just stand there and stare into the middle distance before someone asks me, why I'm just in the kitchen in complete darkness.
I’m really good at
Waking up in my car when the sun rises and it starts to get hot.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look lost, and when people approach me to help, I talk to them about why it feels cool to buy office supplies, when most the time we never use them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'll read anything by Kerouac or Palahniuk
Movies: I enjoy lower-end films like The Room, Birdemic, and
2-headed Shark Attack. Show me more like these please. Otherwise, I
like 28 days later, 28 weeks later, Fight Club, Waking Life,
Breakfast club, Lord of the Rings.
Shows: I'm addicted to Intervention. I don't watch much but I am
fully up-to-date Game of Thrones, and that's all that really
Music: A ball of jazz, pop, indie, folk.
Food: Thai food is The toppest of tiers
The six things I could never do without
Steamy delicious yellow curry, hair on my body, animals that let me pet them, The sound of coffee being made in the morning, burreets, and the sound of two pickles rubbing against eachother.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If i can fill a pool with the amount of horchata I've drank.
On a typical Friday night I am
Under the influence, but never above singing karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This one time, I totally drank that old pineapple juice in your fridge and realized how old it was and got sick for a couple days.
You should message me if
If you're interested jamming with me, don't be afraid. Let's grab a
drink. 1st round's on me, you get the rest.