Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Since I signed up for this I suppose this is how I will pitch
myself. Here goes:
Heads in the clouds but my gravity's centered.
I travel a lot between southern Vermont and Western Mass.
I have the mind of a mechanical engineer and hold a degree in
molecular biology/chemistry. I would like to meet people who are
intellectual peers or someone who loves to learn about new things
and may be my intellectual elder in other fields.
I have a firm grasp of anatomy and physiology ranging from
microbial critters to massive mammals. Human anatomy and physiology
has become second nature for me.
I am acquainted with the chemical formulas for manufacturing
biodiesel and an assortment of other compounds. I have also
converted diesel vehicles to use plain old veggie oil.
I worked as a sound engineer, for years. Yes my hearing was
I tend to retain odd bits of information so I often blurt out
random anecdotal similes and metaphors that may or may not make
sense to someone who doesn't know what I'm talking about. I've been
told it's rude and/or confusing. I'm sorry ahead of time. If it
doesn't make sense. I'll explain it and it will be funny. But often
times too complex to be face value funny. It would require a closer
analysis to understand the depth of humour.
From here the rest of the profile is mostly me being silly because
the process of finding and wooing a mate is wildly confounding for
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I feel like I have lived many lives.
I have performed services (get your mind out of the gutter) and
held occupations that most people will admit that they did not even
know was something people did. I have always been attracted to
niches(again, out of the gutter please).
I am currently engaged in a doctoral program.
I study how body parts talk to each other and how to generate
positive outcomes when said parts are malfunctioning.
I am recently divorced and looking to do whatever it is that
recently divorced people do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Restoring balance to the force. Because I'm a samurai Jedi ninja
human wizard who captains a starship.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Yea you know what's up.
Probably more so my snarky offhanded commentaries in combination
with my tortoise shell glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Diverse and eclectic musical tastes. I've been a musician
and I play guitar, piano, mandolin, bass and accordion. Not all at
the same time. So if it's your thing I'm always down for a jam
Literature: I've read the many Robbinses Huxleys Castenadas Gibran
Kerouac etc... I learned how to read at a young age and there were
less digital devices to be distracted with. Medical textbooks and
MTG rulings are what I read now.
Tv: How I met your mother
Big Bang. Greys. Scrubs
My preference for movies is directly proportional to the quality of
Food: Love vegan and vegetarian food. And meat too..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee in the am
The Krebs cycle (or citric acid cycle if that's how you roll)
Occasional solace from the daily nonsense.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When I am looking at Okcupid, the thing I think about the most is
how is it that people could have such high %match with me but when
reading through their profile I see that they obviously would have
no interest in me. It makes me think the matching algorithm here is
either broken or I am more dumb than smart and I just don't get it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I may be shy and say stupid dumb things because you crowd my mind
with other thoughts.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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