I am humble, content, and not an astronaut.
My Self-Summary
My name is Dalyn, I'm a nice guy. I do
martial arts stuff and play
videogames and
try real hard not to get into arguments with
people for no good reason. I work for a
local
nonprofit organization
and take community enrichment very seriously. In a former life I
may have been a number of lesser-known
superheroes.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm trying to convince everyone I can that were Pokemon real, it
would be so completely undeniably awesome. They obviously don't
even know. I definitely feel like I have my work cut out for me,
but as they say: "Nidoking is pretty baller, but Rhydon's really
where it's at."
I’m really good at
Providing positive reinforcement
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't think I'm qualified to answer this question with much
sincerity, predominantly because I've never noticed something about
me as someone else. I do get a lot of compliments on my bizarre,
indie hipster t-shirts.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I don't read much. Most of my favorite movies are poorly received
by the masses. I'm a music-snob, but I'm trying to quit. I'd
wrassle a bear for General Tso's chicken. Two if it's especially
delicious.
The six things I could never do without
1. My spine- Sure the brain is important, but the backbone's how
you get paid.
2. Games- because I've learned more about living by not having a
life than most of the people I've met who've been going at it
backwards.
3. People- because I can't get rid of them all, and *probably*
wouldn't if I could.
4. Daydreaming- because #3 gets real old, real fast.
5. Wikipedia- check out the article on Colossal Squid, that shit is
TERRIFYING.
6. "Bad" grammar/dialects- go on all you want about how "ain't"
ain't a word, you'll never change my mind. Language is only fun
when you do it a little wrong. If you're not going to have fun,
shush.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Don't worry about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to imagine wherever I am as the setting for an independent,
low-budget, coming-of-age drama, filmed in the style of The
Adventures of Pete & Pete.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm in the habit of writing arbitrarily verbose sentences, and I
have to cut my writing down to sound like less of a pretentious
jerk and I think sometimes it just doesn't even work like that.
You should message me if
...you wanna?