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space_ape

28 M Tel Aviv, Israel

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 6
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.74m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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well, here goes - I'm 26 and I live in Israel. I study architecture at Tel Aviv University. My Friends describe me as an asshole, which is an understatement, but I let it slide, because I am also very feeble :) I am very much into porn films, elevator music, art (especially photography and video-art) and extreme penetration. I skydive on an hourly basis and bungee jump whenever I get the chance. There is nothing like an anal prolapse. That being said, I'm hardly the intellectual type I made myself out to be on this profile. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Okay. Due to popular demand, something actually serious and non-sarcastic about who I am (a subject I sincerely have absolutely no clue in) - I don't live in a box. I'm free to do pretty much whatever I want, and I'm not going to live by anybody else's standards or expectations. I won't be shoved into your little categories. Emo, Punk, Rocker... all of that is dead. The true heart of it, anyway. Now there's just a whole load of leftover people who tried to jump on the bandwagon. Here's a tip for ya, kids - the bandwagon crashed about 20 years ago. I'm not perfect. Never have been, never will be. In fact, I'm pretty damned flawed. I have a lot of stupid fears. I say a lot of stupid, pointless things, and I'm generally pretty much your average waste of time. I don't trust easily, and if I do trust someone, this trust is taken away pretty easily if they hurt me. It can be rebuilt again, sure... but it takes a while. I'm not a troublemaker, not really. Though people often assume I am simply cause I don't hang out with the "preppy" crowd. whatever that is. I'm not violent. I mean... I am. But I never act on it. And for the last time - I am completely gay. Kthnx. So that was enough, right? Let's all just get back to the usual cynical-faux-self-awared-yet-intentionally-ellusive-non-revealing-and-impersonal banter so we can all feel good about ourselves.

Edit: Oh and I'm really sweet and cute n cuddly, and I love salami.

I am calm, relaxed, and docile
What I’m doing with my life
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Working it on the catwalk, studying the underwear pages of my mom's sears catalogue and generally living it up.
I’m really good at
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macrame.
The first things people usually notice about me
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probably flesh wounds from the obligatory macrame accident of the day (I make it a point to squash wool onto my face on weekdays).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A - "Magic Mountain"/Thomas Mann, "The Master and Margarita"/Mikhail Bulgakov, "Lolita"/Vladimir Nabokov, "The Trial"/Franz Kafka, "1984"/George Orwell, "The Tin Drum"/Gunther Grass, "Everything Is Illuminated"/Jonathan Safran Foer. many more.

B - anything by fellini, hitchcock, roman polanski, stanley kubrick. also like romatic films now and then, like "Amelie" and "Love Actually". oh, and fight club was kickass yet still maintaned so many homoerotic undertones... gotta love that. important update - brokeback mountain sucked. the bad way.

C - gonna be a long list there... basically anything indie/alternative and electronic. I'll spare you the long loooooong list. on second thoughts, why should I make your lives easy? in no particular order (other than alphabetical) - Aimee Mann, Aislers set, All night radio, Animal Collective, Antonio Carlos Jobim, April March, The Arcade Fire, The Arctic Monkeys, Architecture in Helsinki, Astrud Gilberto, Azure Ray, Bach, Bearsuit, Beethoven, Belle and Sebastian, Beth Gibbons, Beulah, Bjork, Bloc Party, Blonde Redhead, Blondie (the 70s-80s stuff, not the utterly uncalled-for comeback), Blossom Dearie, The Breeders, Broadcast, Camera Obscura, Carla Bruni, The Chemical Brothers, Claudine Longet, Cocorosie, CSS, The Cure, DFA, David Bowie, The Dead 60's, Death in Vegas, The Delgados, The Dresden Dolls, Edith Piaf, The Electronic Tomato, Elgar, Ella Fitzgerald, Elliott Smith, Feist, Felix The Housecat, Fiona Apple, Fischerspooner, The Flying Lizards, Four Tet, Francoise Hardy, Frank Sinatra, Franz Ferdinand, The Fratellis, Fujiya and Miyagi, Gangpol Und Mit, Gogol Bordello, Goldfrapp, Grandaddy, The Gravy Train, Gutevolk, Hadouken, Herb Alpert, Hooverphonic, Hot Chip, I Am Kloot, Iggi Pop, Imogen Heap, Janice Joplin, Joanna Newsom, Juliette Greco, Kaiser Chiefs, Kasabian, Kate Bush, Kelly De Martino, Kings of Convenience, The Killers, The Knife, The Klaxons, Koop, Krzystzof Komeda, Lady And Bird, Ladytron, Lali Puna, LCD Soundsystem, Le Tigre, The Libertines, The Long Blondes, Lou Reed, Lovage, M83, The Mamas and The Papas, Marianne Faithfull, Mark Ronson, Marlen Dietrich, Mazzy Star, Metric, Miss Kitten, Moloko, Morrissey, Mozart, Múm, My Bloody Valentine, Nada Surf, Nancy Sinatra, Nick Drake, Nico, Nina Simone, Of Montreal, Outkast, The Organ, Parov Stellar, Peaches, Pepe Deluxe, Persephone's Bees, Peter Bjorn and John, Petula Clark, Pizzicato Five, PJ Harvey, Plastic Bertrand, Pop Levi, Portishead, The Postal Service, Prodigy, Pulp, Radiohead, Rasputina, Regina Spektor, Revl9n, Richard Cheese, Riot in Belgium, Roisin Murphy, Royksopp, Rufus Wainwright, Sarah Harmer, Schubert, Scriabin, Serge Gainsbourg, Serge Gainsbourg, Serge Gainsbourg :-), The Shins, Shirley Bassey, Shonen Knife, Si*Se, Sigur Rós, Simian Mobile Disco, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Smiths, Sol Seppy, Sonic Youth, Soulwax, Stars, Stereo Total, Stereolab, The Streets, The Strokes, The Sugarcubes, Super Furry Animals, Supreme Beings Of Leisure, Telepopmusik, Thievery Corporation, Tracy Bonham, Tricky, The Velvet Underground, UNKLE, Veruca Salt, Voxtrot, Warren Zevon, We Are Scientists, Weezer, Whale, The Wire, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Zoot Woman. Well, it's not a complete list, but that's enough namedropping for a while...

D - Sushi, my mom's chicken soup, kibble.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends and family, Music, Basic hygiene products, not so basic hygiene products, skydiving, laughing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That time I asked someone about his favourite painter and he answered Dostoevsky.

SALAAAAMIIIII
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
ummm... wishing it wasn't such a typical friday night?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Umpf... I wish I had an accessory nipple. *sigh*
You should message me if
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you think Barbie is just a child's plaything, you'll think again after reading this fascinating, funny, and far-reaching biography of the pointy-breasted, slim-waisted, high-arched gal who changed the way we think about dolls and ourselves.