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space_orb

25 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a twenty-something white male working for a technology startup company in San Francisco, California.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Coming up with ideas for software, working on them for a while, then scrapping everything and going out for drinks. Either that, or just the going out for drinks part.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dropping poorly timed dad jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am tall. My hair looks different than the last time you saw me. My pants are ripped near the crotch and I had no idea the entire day, thank you for pointing it out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Typical hipster bullshit + pirate/folk metal + cheesy classic rock + hip hop. I alternate between my musical tastes rather regularly. I have no idea why I switch between these specific genres, maybe there is some deep meaning than I cannot currently understand that ties them together. If you know what this is, please message me, I really need to know.

Shows: The Chris Gethard Show, Trailer Park Boys, Arrested Development, Eastbound and Down, Firefly, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Top Gear. If you actually know what The Chris Gethard Show is then pat yourself on the back.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Dad jokes
2. Beer
3. Netflix
4. Beer
5. ???
6. PROFIT
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why am I not on vacation right now.
Why do people use NoSQL databases?
But really, where in the world is Carmon Sandiego?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at a bar, on my way to a bar, leaving a bar, or just at home watching TV.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once stole ice cream from the grocery store behind my house while not wearing pants.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have not posted a picture of yourself at Machu Picchu on any of the following: Facebook, Instagram, Twitter. Everyone else, feel free to message me.