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spacedracula

25 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly kosher
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm very cool. I'm not sure how much elaboration is really needed here. Being cool is the most important thing. And I am cool. So I mean, whatever else there is to know about me, its secondary to the coolness.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, I'm writing when I can, working a lot, and have a little indie publishing gig for a board game. That's the bullet points, I think, other than that, there's the usual suspects of keeping up with friends, reading, the Kardashians, etc. all vying for my elusive free time. I'm gearing up to go to grad school, hopefully next fall, to get an MFA.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I’m funny, and smart, and pleasant, and modest, and charming, and honorable. I’m what people refer to as a “real deal”.

I doubled down on English degrees so.....not life decisions lol.
The first things people usually notice about me
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that orange dude sure is loud
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This year I finally got around to getting an Audible subscription, which has worked pretty well for me because I don't tend to have my wits about me enough to read anything worth reading when I'm on the bus at 5 AM. But I've managed to work my way through a good number of books since I started, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, The Martian, Solaris, Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Book Store, Ready Player One, Snow Crash, The Door into Summer, Wild Seed, and Starship Troopers have been the ones I've both started and finished.

Honestly though, I’m kind of a classics man myself, in terms of favorites (Count of Monte Cristo, To Kill a Mockingbird, and Of Mice and Men are probably favorites among them though. I'm all about dat high school lit). Akira was f*cking rad (censored for modesty. And the prudish), and I've been reading a bunch of comics lately.

Favorite movies would probably look like: Kill Bill vol. 2, Life Aquatic, I heart Huckabees, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Bad Education, 21 Grams, Magnolia, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Akira…

My favorite show ever was a cool little show on FX called Terriers that ran for one season a few years ago, which is probably pretty hipster of me, but it was good. Bored to Death was also great. I’m pretty big into Archer.

I’m pretty scattered in terms of my musical preferences, though I guess mainly I listen to underground hip-hop, so like Brother Ali, Blue Scholars, Atmosphere are probably the big ones. But I also listen to a lot of arena rock (REO Speedwagon might be my all-time favorite band, don’t judge), and I grew up on funk, and guys like Maceo Parker and Shuggie Otis have a special place in my brain.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The things I never leave home without:
Headphones
Book(s)
Notepad
Mah gameboy
Wallet
Phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
stories. Whatever I recently read or watched or am working on, that's what's running through my brain whenever it's left idling for too long.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't think I really have a 'typical Friday'. Sometimes I'm with friends, or out at a bar, or I might be a bit pooped from not getting enough sleep the whole week. I'm a grab-bag of zany possiblities
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm afraid of horses. They have the cold stare of a psychopath and a kick that could kill a man.

Also, Bees.
You should message me if
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You want to go grab a drink or coffee after work? Or I guess, also, if you share my fear of horses, and just want to express solidarity