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25 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 15
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly kosher
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Well, I've been out of school for about a year, year and a half. I miss it quite a bit, probably will do the whole MFA thing in another year or two, assuming things line up good. In the interim, I'm just navigating this whole wasteland....err, wonderland, that we call adulthood.
What I’m doing with my life
Pretty much just the thing where you go to a place and be there for 8 hours and then they pay you. And hanging with friends when I can. I'm trying to intermix some variety into that formula though!
I’m really good at
I think it’s worth noting, because much like the elusive sasquatch, my beard does not appear clearly in photographs, but I think I’m pretty good at beard.

I’m also funny, and smart, and pleasant, and modest, and charming, and honorable. I’m what people refer to as a “real deal”.

I doubled down on English degrees so.....not life decisions lol.
The first things people usually notice about me
that orange dude sure is loud
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I’m kind of a classics man myself, in terms of favorites (Count of Monte Cristo and Of Mice and Men are probably favorites among them though. I'm all about dat high school lit).
Last few books I’ve read were Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett (it was kinda Pratchetty for me), The Conqueror by Jan Kjaerstad (by read I mean just started, but I don’t want to have to edit this again in a week or two like a jackass). I read a book a little while ago called The Visible Man by Chuck Klosterman, which was pretty good. I finally got around to reading Akira not too long ago, which was f*cking rad (censored for modesty. And the prudish).

Favorite movies would probably look like: Kill Bill vol. 2, Life Aquatic, I heart Huckabees, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Bad Education, 21 Grams, Magnolia, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Akira…

My favorite show ever was a cool little show on FX called Terriers that ran for one season a few years ago, which is probably pretty hipster of me, but it was good. Bored to Death was also great. I’m pretty big into Archer. Game of Thrones is solid of course.

I’m not exactly a ‘favorite foods’ kind of guy, I never really have been. Though I probably should start, because every time I try and be cosmopolitan and order something cool and fringy on a restaurant menu, I frequently regret it.

I’m pretty scattered in terms of my musical preferences, though I guess mainly I listen to underground hip-hop, so like Brother Ali, Blue Scholars, Atmosphere are probably the big ones. But I also listen to a lot of arena rock (REO Speedwagon might be my all-time favorite band, don’t judge), and I grew up on funk, and guys like Maceo Parker and Shuggie Otis have a special place in my brain.
The six things I could never do without
The things I never leave home without:
Mah gameboy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
stories. Whatever I recently read or watched or am working on, that's what's running through my brain whenever it's left idling for too long.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't think I really have a 'typical Friday'. Sometimes I'm with friends, or out at a bar, or I might be a bit pooped from not getting enough sleep the whole week. I'm a grab-bag of zany possiblities
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm afraid of horses. They have the cold stare of a psychopath and a kick that could kill a man.

Also, Bees.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to go grab a drink or coffee after work? Or I guess, also, if you share my fear of horses, and just want to express solidarity