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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 24
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids
English (Somewhat)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, I'm writing when I can, working a lot, and have a little indie publishing gig for a board game. That's the bullet points, I think, other than that, there's the usual suspects of keeping up with friends, reading, the Kardashians, etc. all vying for my elusive free time. I'm gearing up to go to grad school, hopefully next fall, to get an MFA.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I’m funny, and smart, and pleasant, and modest, and charming, and honorable. I’m what people refer to as a “real deal”.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that orange dude sure is loud
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I finally got around to reading Dune. I can see what the hype was about

My favorite movie is Akira.

My favorite show is probably a bit cliche, but the Wire was very, very good.

My favorite rapper is 2Pac. My favorite Band is Foreigner. Try to figure that one out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
'Never do without' is kind of dramatic, but I would certainly be sad if I could never do these things again:

- going to the movies
- reading another book
- swimming in the ocean
- sleeping in a tent
- monkeying around
- building something cool.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't think I really have a 'typical Friday'. Sometimes I'm with friends, or out at a bar, or I might be a bit pooped from not getting enough sleep the whole week. I'm a grab-bag of zany possiblities
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Two beers is all it takes for me to be sincerely, emphatically, enthralled in the sport of Figure Skating.

I'm afraid of horses. They have the cold stare of a psychopath and a kick that could kill a man.

Also, Bees.
You should message me if
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If you own a falcon. Because if anybody reading this owns a falcon and doesn't tell me, that's going to really bum me out.