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26 M Rochester, NY

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Last Online
Apr 15
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
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Graduated from university
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My self-summary
I just moved back to Rochester from Philadelphia, and need friends. I spend a lot of time hanging out with my sister, but she's like 17 so, you know, I guess I need some friends my own age or something.

Below find my long boring essay on what I think about OKcupid.

First off: I have never successfully hung out with anyone I've ever met on here. There was one girl that I was supposed to meet up with and then I bailed. I felt like a bad person sort of, but I didn't sweat it too much. THEN I SAW HER AT A COFFEE SHOP RANDOMLY and we didn't say a word to each other. It was weird!

My friends who are female who've been on this site tell me this is a scary place for girls, and a few of the girls I've messaged on here seem to agree. Dudes send weird messages I guess. I'll try not to send you one. A friend of mine who's a guy never had good luck on here, and he was always saying how he was sending what he thought were 'funny' messages but then he suspected they were interpreted poorly on the other side.

Trying to find someone on here is like playing a game of telephone.

On the flip side my buddy Al met his long term girlfriend on here, but I'm pretty sure that's the exception not the rule.

With all of that said I want to leave Rochester in a few months and even though I'm sure you're an awesome interesting person I'm probably too much of a chicken to meet up with anyone on here. I mean, what if you're a serial killer?
What I’m doing with my life
writing. being lame. planning travel. Working a temp job.
I’m really good at
I taught myself to juggle recently. Also I can like draw real good with Microsoft Paint
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Cormac McCarthy, and other stuff that's embarrassing (Star Trek). Netflix. I don't really care about food. I'm told there is something wrong with my taste buds.
The six things I could never do without
Dolla billz
Gold nuggets
Water slides
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Myself. I am super self obsessed. If we were in the same room together I would probably leave to go find a room with a mirror in it.
On a typical Friday night I am
I was kidding before! But seriously I spend my friday nights in front of the mirror.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The stuff above is mostly jokes. I'll go out on a friday night.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you wanna. I'd be surprised if you do since my whole profile is flippant and annoying. If you like nerdy shiz but don't take any of it too seriously, I can tell you we would hang real tight. Generally if you take anything real seriously I don't think we'd be a good hangout crew. Because this guys don't take shiz seriosso. As an aside this is not how I speak in real life.

Also if you don't mind me being flippant and annoying, message away!