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27 M Rochester, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 4
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
More than $1,000,000
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My self-summary
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I just put down my income as OVER 1 MILLIONS DOLLHAIRS. But it's not true. Every time I look at my profile I want to delete everything on it.

Just moved back to Rochester from Philadelphia (actually it was almost a year ago at this point).

Went to school for sculpture for some reason. Now I'm aimless. I write a lot. I'm often at a coffee shop by myself trying not to draw attention to myself. Recently I was out somewhere, sitting minding my own business and this dude starts talking to me and says he wants to be friends, which was fine, but secretly in my head I was just wishing he'd go away so I could write more.
What I’m doing with my life
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writing. being lame. planning travel. Working a temp job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I taught myself to juggle recently. Also I can like draw real good with Microsoft Paint
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I just cut my hair off

Not really! I cut it off like a year ago. That's old news by now. I feel like I always notice what kind of phones other people have. Maybe when I drive across the country I'll smarten mine up so I can have web access even on the dusty trails of the uncivilized American interior.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Cormac McCarthy, and other stuff that's embarrassing (Star Trek). Netflix. I like most movies even bad ones. Especially bad ones, actually.

I don't really care about food. I'm told there is something wrong with my taste buds. But my stomach is basically a garbage disposal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dolla billz
Gold nuggets
Water slides
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Myself. I am super self obsessed. If we were in the same room together I would probably leave to go find a room with a mirror in it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I was kidding before! But seriously I spend my friday nights in front of the mirror.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The stuff above is mostly jokes. I'll go out on a friday night.
You should message me if
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If you wanna. I'd be surprised if you do since my whole profile is flippant and annoying. If you like nerdy shiz but don't take any of it too seriously, I can tell you we would hang real tight. Generally if you take anything real seriously I don't think we'd be a good hangout crew. Because this guys don't take shiz seriosso. As an aside this is not how I speak in real life.

Also if you don't mind me being flippant and annoying, message away!