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Last online
Aug 23
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
More than $1,000,000
My self-summary
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Since I inherited a suburu forester when my mom bought a new car, I decided shit son, let's drive across the country!

Of course that forester is from 2002, so... during the course of the trip I had to spend about a thousand dollars on random repair jobs. I HATE CARS. TOO EXPENSIVE, EVEN FREE ONES.

Went to school for sculpture for some reason. Now I'm aimless. I love the outdoors, but I also like to vegetate on the couch watching netflix. My ideal Friday night is drawing robots while watching stupid sitcom reruns. I draw and write and when nobody else is around I play video games. Coffee and beer are excellent things and I imbibe them regularly because you only live once. Of course now that I am "old" I like to go to bed at like 10:30. Though of course that's flexible!
What I’m doing with my life
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writing. being lame. planning travel. Dog sitting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I taught myself to juggle recently. Also I can like draw real good with Microsoft Paint
The first things people usually notice about me
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I just cut my hair off

Not really! I cut it off like a year ago. That's old news by now.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Cormac McCarthy, and other stuff that's embarrassing (Star Trek). Netflix. I like most movies even bad ones. Especially bad ones, actually.

I don't really care about food. I'm told there is something wrong with my taste buds. But my stomach is basically a garbage disposal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Gold nuggets
Water slides
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dorky stuff like space ships and how dork supposedly means whale penis but I sort of think that's just an urban legend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't really make a million dollars a year.
You should message me if
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If you wanna. I'd be surprised if you do since my whole profile is flippant and annoying. If you like nerdy shiz but don't take any of it too seriously, I can tell you we would hang real tight. Generally if you take anything real seriously I don't think we'd be a good hangout crew. Because this guys don't take shiz seriosso. As an aside this is not how I speak in real life.

Also if you don't mind me being flippant and annoying, message away!