i am the bad bitch that loses to the good witch because i live in
nc where you can't buy alcohol before noon on sundays and gay
marriage is illegal and everyone frowns upon anything that's
what do i want to do before i die? be an extra in a zombie based
What I’m doing with my life
lifeguard by day, sassy bartender by night and working in a comic
shop somewhere in between.
I’m really good at
faking a british accent.
not putting my fucking clothes away.
ignoring nearly anything.
The first things people usually notice about me
me stepping into your life is like being at a concert. it's loud,
it's fast paced, it's sweaty, blurry, slightly terrifying at times.
you're being shoved by all these unfamiliar forces that want to
make their way to the front and you're trying to do the same so you
start shoving back and it's tiresome and chaotic and kind of
pissing you off but secretly, you love it. there's something
beautiful about all that chaos and the new found rage you
discovered in yourself on the journey. then, once you finally make
your way to the front, after adjusting to the barrage of colored
lights, you get to see the iridescent blue, red, and green sweat
dripping off the singer's face as he's shouting your favorite
lyrics into an old, worn microphone. suddenly, all the jarring,
jostling elbows in your ribcage and people stepping on your already
sore feet seems to fade away; in that exact moment, you feel
until somebody's ass crushes your face because you were too
distracted to notice the shirtless, damp body being passed over
your head by a hundred wandering hands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: harry potter, hunger games, s.g. browne, h.p. lovecraft, orson scott card... comics seem to have most, if not all, of my attention right now. can we talk about how locke & key ended?
movies: i watch a lot of movies based on various things. books, comics, outsourcing jobs, awkward sexual adventures. i could list them all, but nobody wants to read that. wristcutters: a love story will always be my favorite movie though. it never gets old.
shows: dexter, game of thrones, archer, parks and rec, community (pre dan harmon's departure), ahs, attack on titan, full metal alchemist, adventure time, anything old school cartoon network.
- i, the mighty, from indian lakes, and manchester orchestra have been frequenting my ears lately.
- i've recently discovered a band called all get out. they have an album called the season and it's fucking magical.
- childish gambino, the black keys, fratellis, purity ring, brand new, led zeppelin, fitz and the tantrums, washed out, circa survive, band of skulls... stopping there.
tl;dr: i have impeccable taste.
The six things I could never do without
hayao miyazaki films.
video games, kinda.
sleep. definitely sleep.
something good to read.
black denim and docs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
this concept i have for a comic but my brain runs in a million
different directions at light speed, so all these other ideas keep
getting in the way of the point i'm trying to pin down before
anything else happens. if you're curious, ask me about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
providing social lubrication for the masses.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
animals having sex within my general line of sight makes me
You should message me if
- enjoy craft beer or hendricks gin
- want to sing dumb songs to strangers
- don't believe in capital letters
- enjoy loud, animated, profane people
- would like to play a game of word porn
- would like to take a road trip
- listen to brand new
- do not listen to ICP
- have a genuine love for live music
- can grow an excellent beard
- are familiar with the art of procrastination
- can juggle
- would like to teach me something new