Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a 25 year old single fellow in Ze' Oakland. Did a year and a
half traveling abroad in Asia teaching English to young children.
I'm a published writer (bathroom stalls totally count) and college
graduate, my craft and art is a priority in my life and I'm
attracted to people who feel the same. I think your ex-boyfriend
should fight me. I work in the nightclub business in SF on the
weekend, other days I'm freelance copywriting for advertising
agencies who have more money than they know what to do with,
defrauding universities and digitally drafting documents.
I get excited any time I still hear 90's alternative. I have never
bought a baseball hat, because my hair wants to stand up and be
counted sir. I look like an Einstein-lion when I wake up. Your
ability to eat only vegetables does not blow my mind, cows do that
too. My lowest grade in college was yoga, and I went to the back of
the class so my boners went unhindered by social grace during sun
salutation (I was 16, it was 7 am, blame biology).
I'm attracted to people who are real (and don't need to assure you
they are), artists, travelers, emotional terrorists, vagabonds who
are more concerned with living and helping people out rather than
judging them and worrying what the masses think of them. Free
spirits and revolutionaries who like to smash old ideas turn me on.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working weekends mostly in SF. Writing a new book. Kung fu moves in
the shower. Starting grad school at USF for Creative Writing.
Heading anger management sessions for disgruntled koala bears.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lit -Neuromancer. The Name of the Wind. Slaughterhouse V. Ender's
Game. Cold Skin. Shantaram. John Dies at the End.
Movies - Turner and Hooch
Favorite bands as of late - The Murder City Devils
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ability to breathe underwater
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about my writing.
I write all the time about what I'm thinking...
I only think about sex when i'm awake.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hosting herds of drunk bachelorettes
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If we smooch at the end of a date I turn into a dragon and soar
into the skies screaming thunder and lightning, I am terrible to
behold. A lone tear will crest your face and this tear, wrought
from the view of my magnificence, will turn into a crystal that
allows you to speak every language. You will also never have to
feed any parking meter on this Earth ever again.
You should message me if
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married...or can slam dunk
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