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spacemonkey9878

29 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:19am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Looking for someone with half a brain. I value conversation immensely.

"There's more to life than books you know, but not much more, not much more..."
What I’m doing with my life
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Music publicist. Writer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sarcastic and darkly humorous. I'm really good at making fun of white people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My different colored eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Easton Ellis, Camus, Celine, Hemingway, Delillo, Auster.

Music - impossible to narrow this down, but for the sake of brevity: The Cramps, Jesus and Mary Chain, Oasis, Primal Scream, Negative Approach, QOTSA, The Replacements.

Movies - Happiness, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Taxi Driver, Buffalo '66, Apocalypse Now, Last Tango in Paris, blah blah.

Art - Jenny Saville, Bacon, Bosch, Lucian Freud, Schiele.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Art, Mexican Food, Humor, Books, Indian Food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tiki Culture, Space Aliens, Bigfoot. Arcane / paranormal shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing what all the other folks in LA are doing. Sleeping!

JAY KAY. Probably drinking out with friends or writing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't stand white people.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You hear the faint sound of "clicking" when you read my profile.