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spacemonkey9878

29 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Looking for someone with half a brain. I value conversation immensely. Have something to say - be unique. Be original.

If you have "down to earth," "easy-going," or "fun" in your description of yourself, don't bother. Seven million other women have that in their profiles and it says absolutely ZERO about them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Gone back to school for a creative writing major.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
listening, observing. sarcasm and dark humor are pastimes of mine. some may even call them sports.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my huge head, or my different colored eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Less than Zero, White Noise, Bright Lights Big City, The Stranger, Trainspotting, Journey to the End of the Night, Leviathan (Auster).

Music - impossible to narrow this down, but for the sake of brevity: The Cramps, Jesus and Mary Chain, Oasis, Primal Scream, Negative Approach, QOTSA, The Replacements.

Movies - Happiness, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Taxi Driver, Buffalo '66, Apocalypse Now, Last Tango in Paris, blah blah.

Art - Jenny Saville, Bacon, Bosch, Lucian Freud
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Art, Mexican Food, Humor, Books, Indian Food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tiki Culture!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sucking down a tiki drink next to my puffer fish lamp.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't stand white people.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you hear "clicking"