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33 Brooklyn, NY Man


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  • Ages 22–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 18
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it matters a lot
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Dislikes dogs and has cats
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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nothing matters

I endeavor to practice a sustainable, calm, creative & inspired life. That is, until such time as the fires of revolution burn bright in the night and need tending.

Artist, activist, muse, zealot, luddite, feminist, queer, anarchist, malcontent, jack-of-all-trades, brooding drag-queen, cyclist, a kinky, slinky dancing-machine, squirelly jangles and electric jellyfish. 21st Century cyberpunk delivery boy.

I love deeply, quickly, easily. But I have a short attention span.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mongering fish & riding cargo bikes while trying to create enough structure & ritual in my day-to-day so that the discontent does not consume me.

Scraping up money, caring & sharing. Trying to enjoy the pleasurable side of life and all the abundance of our planet and communities.

Getting much more "serious" about this cargo bike thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Delivering tons of shit by bike.

Calming people down. Being approachable.

Conversation, bike rides, birthday lap dances.

Massage. Heckling the police. Self-deprication. Obliviousness. Conspicuity. Purtrescible waste removal. Making a mess with glitter.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i am not wearing any pants
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: anarchist/feminist zines, Slingshot, Phillip K. Dick, Science Fiction, science writing, comic books
Shows: Regular Show, Adventure Time, Star Trek, BSG, Survivor, 30 Rock, Colbert, Futurama, Game of Thrones
Movies: Terry Gilliam, Alex Cox, Jim Jarmusch, David Lynch, Almadovar, Holy Mountain
Music: Dubstep. Eclectic & raunchy dance mixes, overplayed crap from the 90s, reggae (rocksteady to dancehall), punk rock, sad stuff
Food: Massive amounts. Quinoa with kale, sauerkraut, nutritional yeast. Dumpstered bagels. I am a big robot and I need a big cereal. Meat. Guilty, guilty meat. Fake meat too. I eat hella fish, as I sell it at the greenmarket & get hot deals on fresh fillets.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
contrarianism, other people, weed, dreams, clean water to dive into, television
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the lulz, waking-up, my dreams, relationships, sex, love, resisting modern civilization/culture, what I ought to be doing instead of whatever I am doing. Patriarchy and privilege. Shit's Fuck Up. Shit's Fucked Up & Bullshit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
filled with sadness and regret at the lost rituals of my bike people.

or riding a bike having a happy friday with friends new and old

stay away from me, I'm in my sin
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I feel like a lesbian trapped in a boy's body.
You should message me if
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you know of awesome radical and/or queer events
you can help me practice my drag makeup
you want to ride a cargo bike to usher in the future revolution
you want to have me over for dinner & we will eat some fish
you want to have casual sex after discussing risk factors
you can handle this slut
you can handle the disappointment of only receiving 0-2 replys to your messages

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