Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Uebert. My big sister calls me Bertie or Birdie. She likes
birds. I like them too. She is very important to me. I live with
I don't have very many friends. My sister will be moving in with
her fiancé in a few months so I need to find someone similar to her
to move in with. She is tall, about 6'1". Has pretty hair, green
eyes, a great voice, and she is really smart. Her name is Mary. I
like the name Mary. She knows a lot about birds. She is an
ornithologist. Her favorite bird is the Tauraco erythrolophus. Mine
is the Corvus corax. It is an intelligent bird.
I don't have very many hobbies. I usually just work, watch TV, and
stare out my window into the neighbor's yard.
What I’m doing with my life
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During the day I sell ice cream from my van.
I’m really good at
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watching without being seen, wearing a ski mask, unlocking things,
cutting letters out of magazines, making my voice unrecognizable
over the phone, carrying heavy objects, tying knots, cleaning,
self-defense, running, sneaking, waking up at 4 am screaming in
terror, being born with six fingers on each of my hands, and
cooking a spinach casserole
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Nightwalker, Cujo, The Shining, Dracula, Sharp Objects,
In Cold Blood, The Stranger, A Time to Kill, Sense and
Films: Blonde Cobra, Cannibal Holocaust, Eraserhead, Monster,
Antichrist, Battle Royale, Buried
TV Shows: Archer, Wilfred, Once Upon a Time, Psych, Walking Dead,
South Park, Castle, and the Daily Show
Music: Dixie Chicks. Natalie Maines sounds like my sister.
Food: eggs and carrots
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
socks (my feet get cold pretty easily)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
birds and how to make money
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a glass eye but my sister says no one can tell.
You should message me if
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you're like my sister
...but actually...if you immediately realized this profile was a
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