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26 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:06pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), LISP (Okay)

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My self-summary
Life is better when I ignore the inner misanthrope, shut up, and listen.
What I’m doing with my life
Adding to this list:

As a general matter, solving made-up problems for fun and profit. My profession is software development. I also love creating things with sound. Pretty melodies, sometimes with words, sometimes not -- you never know! Lastly and definitely not leastly, as corny as it feels to type it, my family and friends are my world.
The first things people usually notice about me
Asked my friend what she noticed first about me:

"You were so open and willing to have any conversation!"

(Our first conversation was about how badly she had to poop.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Names are boring. I like stuff.

I did notice recently that like 98% of the writers on my bookshelf are straight white men. Working on that.
The six things I could never do without
- Musical instrument of some kind (as long as it's got keys or strings I'll make do)
- Friends, the good kind, who remind me who I am at my best
- A routine
- Google's stuff (yeah i know they're evil... but it works REALLY WELL)
- A goal
- Some TV or movie thing to explore
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why so many people on OKC describe themselves as "down to earth". What does that mean?? (Seriously, if you know can you tell me?)


Whether it's possible to have a sweet tooth in your ear, and what kind of horrible doctor you'd have to see if it had a cavity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Pretending to hold 'senior staff' meetings with my cat

Shouting nonsense at nobody (cf.

Pretending I grew up in Brooklyn and making fun of transplants there (I'm from the UWS so this is at best half-justified)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still don't 100% understand my job... (Going on 3 years)

I'm super bummed I didn't go to England this summer to watch Monty Python live
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
.... Do you like stuff?

(Just kidding I'll try again.)

If You Think We Have Things In Common

(haha I actually have no idea what that means)

If you have an incredible or delightful word that's on your mind and you want to share it. Mine this week is "hooplehead".