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spamclark

28 North Canton, OH Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–50
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hello there, my name is Ryan. I find myself somewhat cerebral, yet at the same time artistic and emotional. As a thinker, I tend to daydream while I'm doing other tasks. My hobbies, goals, aspirations, school, and work all come together like roots forming the basis of a tree, carefully intertwined and impossible to separate. I love to laugh and love (at least trying to) making others laugh. I love the beauty of snowy winters and the comforting silence that it brings over everything, as if time itself slows. I try to stay optimistic in the face of almost certain failure. I can be both tranquil and dynamic, brought on by those I care deeply about. My family and friends mean a great deal to me, even if we get in occasional arguments (I try really hard to avoid arguments. I always hope that people can get along.) I tend to be a good balance of scientific and intuitive about things in life. I love the simple things, as they routinely are the most rewarding.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm trying to enjoy life to the fullest. Happiness is what we have while we're alive, so that should be everyone's primary goal in life. I find that comes mostly through other people. Things may interest us for a little while, but it's others who make life what it is.

Interests: Nature. Cinematography. Travel. Hiking. Animals. Photography. Programming. Web design. Photoshop. Electronics. Cuddling. Kissing. Painting. Art. Science. Comedy. Friends. Family. Love. Chat. Web development, Technology. Computer software. Computer hardware. Hugging. Comforting. Sightseeing. Astronomy. Psychology. Biology. Philosophy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good with my interests and hobbies and things that I enjoy, which makes sense. Comforting and counseling others (animals included.) Crafting an area that feels homey. Having a great time with family and friends. Writing software. Administrating a forum. Working in Photoshop. Enjoying the arts.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I tend to be somewhat shy with new people at first. This is admittedly kind of a common trait among people. Once I get into a discussion then I love to talk. My playful zaniness around those I care deeply about. Perhaps you can tell me more?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'm not much of a book reader (when I do it's usually something technical), but I do a ton of reading online, which I feel while not a replacement for what books offer, is still a great way to learn.

Movies: I greatly enjoy culturally significant films, particularly those of my favorite directors, such as Stanley Kubrick. Here is just a small sampling as there are too many to list: 2001: A Space Odyssey. Star Wars (original trilogy: original theatrical releases). Moon. Amélie. Casino Royale. Close Encounters of The Third Kind. Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb. Citizen Kane. The Silence of The Lambs. Fargo. No Country For Old Men.

Shows: I'm not much of a TV watcher (I watch probably less than an hour of TV a month, getting my media instead from the internet.) What shows I do enjoy are what I feel are classics: The Joy of Painting. Futurama. Tom and Jerry. Breaking Bad. Yes, I'm still somewhat of a kid at heart.

Music: Too much to make a reasonable list from, so a small sampling: Poets of The Fall. Depeche Mode. Owl City. Orbital. Pet Shop Boys. The Smashing Pumpkins. Iris. MoozE. Front Line Assembly. The Faint. Nine Inch Nails. Collective Soul. Coldplay. Boards of Canada. KMFDM. Camouflage. Plus a lot more (I'm pretty flexible.) Don't despair if you haven't heard of any of these, as many aren't all that well-known.

Food: Often times, the simple things, and once again just a sampling due to sheer numbers: Cheerios with bananas. Macaroni & Cheese. Pizza. Salads loaded with cauliflower and broccoli. Chili. Tacos. Wonton soup. Spaghetti. Strip steak cooked rare.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family. My friends. Love. Technology. Money for emergencies. A functional mode of transportation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The meaning of life and the universe. Not so much what it is (I feel I understand now what that is), but sharing what I feel is helpful information that hopefully others can use to be happier. The universe is such an amazing thing for so many reasons.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Generally doing what I do any other night, learning and enjoying life. Friday doesn't hold a special significance for me. All days are equal in my eyes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I find baby animals the most adorable things in this world. (No joke, you should see my YouTube playlist.)
You should message me if
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You would like to! I would love to hear from you!