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47 Aberdeen, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–70
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:16am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Has kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Hey how are you, you just found your way to the Stu Page.

Here lies the profile of a pot bellied, smoker with buck teeth and sometimes dodgy breath, who is awful at keeping in touch and is little bit kinky - hence the screen name....ummm no thats not quite right - i am supposed to be selling myself on here arn I.

ok here goes, I am 46 years old
I have been seperated for about 3 years, and have two absolutely gorgeous daughters, no they don't get their looks from the Dad. Both of whom are mad footy fans, yep they get that one from their Dad, and are season ticket holders at Todders, (Pittodrie - Home of Aberdeen F.C for those of you in Englandshire).

I work (loose term) as a kind of administrator and support type person with computer software for an oil tools supply company in Aberdeen, which sometimes gets me out of the country a bit, as my support role is regional, and i get to see wonderful places like Russia, Africa, Continental Europe and best of all Aberdeen Airport . That was in the past - travelling has dried up lately - bummer!!!
i used to coach part time kids football, after 10 years, with 9 years running a boys team from when they were ten, up till 19 years old then i switched my attention to girls football when my youngest started playing last year. I was also the secretary of the club and maintain their website " " as well as the footy i also enjoy walking, nightclubbing, (although feel really old in some of them places in Aberdeen), anything to do with computers, (particularly games - yes i never grow up), movies, (action, sci-fi, comedy etc. - typical man type movies), music, (old 70's soul, 80's stuff which i was brought up with but generally i love most types of music. I actually have embarked in a part time hobby / career in compering Karaoke nights, mixing with a bit of disco which the latter takes me back to something I did 25 years ago.

So umm what else can i say to keep you interested, if you havent left already....

ok so i was married for 15 years, so not really in any rush to be settling down again, but at the same time, i am not a one night stand type person, and not a two night stand either, and i do like to get to know people.

I am interested in computers, football and music I also have a long standing spanking fantasy , but that is all it is at moment fantasy

One final thing i would like to add here, I know you lassies normally get inundated with messages from guys, (normally regardless if they are interested or not) - i will not make first contact, I know this wont lead to a "full inbox" but it is a character I have learned to grow into, i also know i wouldnt have anything that makes me "stand out" from the rest, so why put myself into the same category as the rest of the testosterone trying to attract you :)
What I’m doing with my life
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trying to advance my career looking for someone special trying to meet my ideal dominant woman :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
my job...well at least i try
I have a pretty good knowledge of music
computer type stuff
getting better at darts...
The first things people usually notice about me
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my smile my blue eyes my pot belly :( my shyness
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(A) dont really read much books (B) The Searchers, Star Wars (all 6), Lethal Weapon (all 4 and i have seen them in French, English and Russian), Die Hard, monsters inc, Shrek, Rio Bravo, Fistful of Dollars, Good the bad the ugly (thats me ;)), Jungle Book, Lion King, The Naked Gun, Beverly Hills Cop, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, A Few Good Men, Rain Man, 6th Sense, Dr No and many many more. (c) Currently on my I-pod at moment...Aaliyah; ABBA; ABC; Abs; AC/DC; Ace; Ace Of Base; Adam and the Ants; Adam Faith; Adamski; Adeva; Aerosmith; Afroman; Aha; Air Supply; Akon; Al Green; Al Hudson; Al Jarreau; Alabama 3; Alan Jackson; Alanis Morissette; Alarm; Alexander O'Neal; Alice Cooper; Alice In Chains; Alicia Bridges; Alicia Keys; Alishas Attic; Alison Kraus; Alison Moyet; All About Eve; All American Rejects; All Saints; Allman Brothers; Altered Images; Alvin Stardust; Amazulu; America; Amii Stewart; Amy Grant; Amy MacDonald; Amy Studt; Amy Winehouse; Anastacia; Andrew Gold; Andy Williams; Animals; Animal Nightlife; Anita Baker; Annie Lennox; Apache Indian; Apollo 440; Archie Bell; Arctic Monkeys; Aretha Franklin; Armand Van Helden; Arrested Development; Art of Noise; Ash; Associates; Atomic Kitten; Avril Lavigne; Aztec Camera (this list Work in process). (d) Pizza, Meat, Potatoes, Italian, Indian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my computer
my I-Pad
my radio
my microwave oven
pepsi max
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
spanking :(
sex (naturally I am male)
and work
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hopefully out for a few beers, with mates, and..... on the VERY rare occasion, chatting up girls.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Yes i have the fantasy for being spanked, but never done it yet. maybe one day
You should message me if
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you like to chat, or are dominant and enjoy similar interests that i do, or you like what you see or read here,