For your convenience, I have prepared a list of useful facts about me:
* I am an "Engineer"
* Lotz of work with KDE, Linux, GStreamer, and such
* No I don't use Ubuntu, I use Fedora
* Mellow. Able to find and hold my center.
* Professional cat herder and FOSS software hacker
* Moved to SF to get away from Ohio
* Akronite for life
* Lots of Slack
* Self-confidence is off the charts
* Cuts keys with CNC mills
* Builds robots n shit
* Space Cadet
I am currently accepting applications for the positions of arch-rival, partner in crime and plot device. All positions require a minimum of three years experience in dick jokes and a degree in badassery. Partner in crime requires additional on-site experience. Relocation not necessary.