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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:09am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Me: Sexily admits when I'm wrong. Enjoys cooking. Gainfully employed, healthy, good credit, safe driver. Have asked a cop to pull my finger at a traffic stop (not doing that again). Loves animals but has boundaries in that relationship (i.e. I will not drive your dog to the airport early on Saturday morning).

You: Enjoys having someone cook for them. Confident in your looks and sense of humor, whatever they are. If one of my socially inept programmer friends asks if you're pregnant, you are able to hold a straight face and pressure them into planning a baby shower, where you get drunk. Eventually get comfortable enough in a relationship that you ask me to pull your finger. Has time in their schedule to date.

I like scuba diving and hope to get out more in the coming year. My other hobbies involve nature and animals. I generally get up earlier on the weekend than weekdays.

I also really enjoy cooking, I'm constantly inviting friends over because cooking and doing the dishes for yourself alone is just anticlimactic. Kindly be someone who enjoys being cooked for, picnics apply as well. I've also been told I give exceptional back-rubs, kind of the whole package really.

Finally, kids. I know nothing about them except that you let them win at stuff and don't give them fake ID. It's absolutely fine if you have them and I wouldn't rule them out in the future, but I'm going to need some training.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Have you ever asked this to someone in graduate school? You can pretty much get out of anything. Slap them with a dead fish.
"Why did you do that? "
"Oh, I just wanted you attention so you could tell me more about your thesis project."
"Oh, well I'm happy to explain....."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having that dream where you accidentally signed up for a class and never showed up but the final is tomorrow and you haven't even looked at the material.

Ignoring cats right the hell back.

Reminding teachers they forgot to assign homework, my friend's dates that it's trampy to put out too soon, and bartenders that they really should have had last call by now.

Coming up with online dating strategies. That thing where guys send out 600 messages a night that just say "Hey sexy"? My idea.

Not taking selfies in the bathroom shirtless so you can see my abs. I promise, they're magnificent.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my ability to tell that others need parenting advice without forcing them to go through the embarrassment of asking me. Possibly my bravery in saying "that's what she said" in any situation including meeting your grandmother, giving a euology, or sex.

The last thing people notice about me though? That I possess the stealth of a ninja when I sneak away from their PowerPoint presentation of vacation pictures, never to bother talking to them again.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Bikini Kill, Franz Ferdinand (the band, not the Austrian noble), Veruca Salt, Heart and L7 among others. Apparently I kind of have a 90's Riot Grrl band habit. At least it isn't a 90's boy band habit.....

Movies, I like them. Even bad ones. Especially hitting the indie theater. Please suggest one.

Books, I read a lot. My couch has an ass grove from me reading in the evening, and my dog has a whole body groove right next to it. I enjoy like getting into a series, mostly fiction at home.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A cold beer after a long walk on a hot day. A good slice of pizza when you've been busy all day and realize you're starving. Getting a back scratch without having to ask. Little projects that can be finished in a single evening when all other plans fall through. Being able to own and operate an electric guitar without having to be any good at playing it. My firm belief in the absence of all evidence that I would have made an awesome old west gunslinger.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cosmologists have come down fairly conclusively on the side of a universe with a limited amount of matter, so why is Olive Garden still trying to get us with "unlimited bread sticks"?

Do racist families have the one weird uncle who goes on at Thanksgiving about how Obama is clearly American?

How happy were barn owls when someone built the first barn?

Wasn't the world more fun when we just made stuff up to sound like we knew what we were talking about instead of having Google on our phones?

If Mary Kay Letourneau hooked up with Benjamin Button, would that be legit?

Do I decline when the grocery bagger offers to help me to my car because I'm a strong, virile man or because I think it'd be embarrassing to listen to a pimply faced teenager sigh and roll their eyes while I search for my car?

Can I fly Virgin airlines even though I've done sex? Because I have. I've totally done it really well.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Helping OJ find the real killer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One of my hobbies is racing homing pigeons. That isn't a joke, I really have that much nerd in me. It's a hobby of old ultra-conservative white guys and Romanian immigrants, don't ask me why, but the things that come out of their mouths are completely foreign to my thinking and therefore attention getting. I am also able to dork along to other people's dark secret hobbies as long as interesting things happen.
You should message me if
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You like animals and pets. You prefer big fat lazy time on a Saturday afternoon to quality every few weeks. You like small adventures as well as big ones. You have no problem with the fact that nothing bad actually happens if all the silverware gets dumped into a drawer from the dishwasher instead of being carefully organized.

Or if you're a superhero. That would be fucking awesome. You don't have to tell me.