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sparkbot2

38 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm going to come clean. The whole thing about guys who write like 300 OKCupid messages a night that just say "Hey sexy!" and playing the odds? That was all my idea. I'm so sorry, I assumed all those other guys would know it was a joke.

I’m active with my dog; I have raced homing pigeons and have a falconry license. I tend to choose my hobbies based on how interesting the other people involved happen to be. I scuba dive and like trying things that I thought I wouldn't like but never tried before. I go out of my way to let other people teach me but keep in mind the Dunning-Kruger principle while I listen. I avoid interrupting others while they talk.

Ever argue with someone who you can trust to admit when they realize they're wrong? Better than sex.

Unfortunately, I know nothing about kids but am willing to learn if you cut me some slack while I’m figuring it out. I’m pretty sure I’m not supposed to give them fake ID as a birthday present, and I know they’re supposed to win at stuff. Other than that I’m lost but interested.

Must like, or at least not mind, animals. I have a kind of organic behavioral training method for my dog; the uneducated might mistake this for spoiling them. The uneducated would be wrong. I believe that from hisr perspective, the greatest concern is that you have the ability to provide treats (I will make treats available for your first meeting with him).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This is the part where I say something like "enjoying every day!" or "Enjoying it, but improving myself every day." It might be more interesting to know that yes, I have a stable job and place of my own, pay my bills, etc.... Almost like I'm an adult. The job is there to support the rest of my life, not the other way around.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making children and the elderly laugh. Making lasagna. Eating lasagna. Smooching.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can laugh about almost anything. Sometimes it really bites me in the ass. My IRL jokes are way funnier than this profile, I'm just holding back for positive first impressions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Don't Shoot the Dog by Karen Pryor, Catch-22 by Joseph Heller, The Walking Dead, The Big Lebowski, Blade Runner, The Cyberiad by Stanislaw Lem

Bikini Kill, Franz Ferdinand (the band, not the Austrian noble), Veruca Salt, Heart and L7 among others. Apparently I kind of have a 90's Riot Grrl band habit. At least it isn't a 90's boy band habit.....

The Nightmare Before Christmas, Apocalypse Now, Donnie Darko. I like lots of indie films. Anything to the north of Howard the Duck is watchable in my book.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A cold beer after a long walk on a hot day. A good slice of pizza when you've been busy all day and realize you're starving. Getting a back scratch without having to ask. Little projects that can be finished in a single evening when all other plans fall through. Being able to own and operate an electric guitar without having to be any good at playing it. My firm belief in the absence of all evidence that I would have made an awesome old west gunslinger.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why some touches tickle and others don't, and why on earth do we laugh when tickled, and why do so many people dislike it? Tickling is just pleasantly weird.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either watching a movie with the dog or doing something that can't be generalized.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really don't know why women like being twirled while dancing or receiving flowers. That being said, I'm a sucker for the resulting smile.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like animals and pets. You prefer big fat lazy time on a Saturday afternoon to quality every few weeks. You like small adventures as well as big ones. You have no problem with the fact that nothing bad actually happens if all the silverware gets dumped into a drawer from the dishwasher instead of being carefully organized.

In response to the question "What should we do?" an option in the back of your mind is "Well, we could always build GOOD robot us to fight them."

Or if you're a superhero. That would be fucking awesome. You don't have to tell me.