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sparkle_bee

34 F Romeo, MI

My Details

Last Online
Aug 31
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Things I like:
David Bowie in all his incarnations (Especially, at this moment, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars. There are parts of this album that I am compelled to sing each time I listen. There is no choice, there is only sing.)
Indian food
Fargo the movie and Fargo the TV show
Scrabble
Sunny days
Television (the band)
Most cats
Some dogs
Cryptozoology
Makeup (it's fun)
Birds
The idea of having a garden (actual execution- not so much)
Colors
History
Old cemeteries
Empire apples
Sorry! the game
Planetariums
People who are kind and not that insane
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Searching for peace.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding things.

Seeing the humor/absurdity in life.

Predicting the sex of unborn children. Yep, this is one of my useless talents.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sparkling peepers
Infectious wit
Superhuman strength
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Jeffrey Eugenides' Middlesex (I wrote my Master's Essay about themes in the book), Lolita, House of Leaves, John Berger-Ways of Seeing, Margaret Atwood, A.S. Byatt, Mark Twain, T.S. Eliot, Flannery O'Connor, Haruki Murakami.

Movies: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Ghostbusters,Beetlejuice, You and Me and Everyone We Know, Rushmore, Christmas Vacation, Eternal Sunshine.

Shows: Parks and Recreation, Futurama, Old episodes of the Simpsons, the Mighty Boosh, The IT Crowd, Absolutely Fabulous, Chopped, Bravest Warriors, Orphan Black, Naked and Afraid, and orobably others I can't think of right now.

Music: Harry Nilsson, Tupac, siouxsie and the banshees, Bjork

Food: Mexican, Indian, Thai, basically things that are spicy but not too spicy, though I am trying to increase my heat tolerance. Not going out and eating habañeros or anything. Baby steps.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-water
-food
-art
-books
-music
-my friends and family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the traveling I'd like to do (which is a LOT.)

How I want to move to California, or Thailand, or England, or Detroit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It depends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I confuse the word "green" with the color orange, and vice versa. No, I'm not color blind. I can see that they're different, but my brain mixes them up. Likewise with v and z. Thanks brain. Real helpful.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are an articulate, sexy, tattooed non-conformist who likes to go camping. Or any of the above, as long as you are not an asshole.

It would perhaps be best if you're a 65% match or better, because otherwise I don't know if we'd have too much in common. Also, probably best if you're in the age category I'm looking for. Just sayin'. And if you call me a cougar I will not like you. That's being presumptuous, and calling me old at the same time. /rant.

I AM NOT LOOKING TO BE THE "UNICORN" FOR A COUPLE. I AM NOT INTERESTED. DON'T CONTACT ME IF THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.