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24 Trenton, NJ Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a human nightmare disguised as one man's fetish.

looking for a gone girl type situation.

i have garbage taste. by that i mean i eat literal garbage.

i'm looking for a potential boyfriend to be ashamed to show me in public and to hate everything about me.

hope you hate me already.

(love me please)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
probably daydreaming or writing or watching Netflix or knitting

i realize now that's not what this question is asking. i am currently interning at a major film production company.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing really unimpressive first messages on here
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
naturally brow game strong.

my wit and charm.

my overwhelming unhappiness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i will never be happy with this section.

big harry potter geek. i read a little bit of everything, idk.

movies are my favorite. this is an impossible section for me but uh i love breakfast at tiffany's, chungking express, the graduate, heathers, north by northwest, uhhhhh a million others.

i was a tv production major so of course i love tv. lost, SNL, parks and rec, american horror story, breaking bad, orphan black, brain games, ghost adventures, law and order: svu, house, bob's burgers, supernatural, orange is the new black, unbreakable kimmy schmidt.

i like a lot of alternative and indie rock and dance music, mostly passion pit and muse and two door cinema club and stuff like that... classic rock like queen and the ramones and aerosmith... techno and house like claude vonstroke and soul clap and matador and disclosure.

everything that is made well. mostly chipotle and cuban food right now. i will try any food once. i love crab legs because they are delicious and i feel like an evil villain cracking them open.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my sorority sisters, my dog, new things to discover, really fantastic movies, great food, and a good drink
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why life happens, and where the closest popeyes is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
there are a million things i might be doing. i might be out clubbing with friends, out at a nice dinner with family, in watching netflix, or literally anything else.

i do, however, have a typical saturday night. if i'm not in nyc, i am watching snl. always.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to have a life-sized poster of Charles Barkley on the back of my bedroom door when I was a kid. Not private but still a cool fact.
You should message me if
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i hate writing things here because my messages almost exclusively consist of "I am this/have this!" like go away please.

message me if you think i'm an interesting person or whatever.

don't message me asking for sex or threesomes.