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sparksthetoilet

23 F Perth, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:45am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Ohai Mark... I'm pretty lazy and most people seem to think I'm boring. But I don't think so; I'm awesome. I'm extremely introverted and love nothing more than being alone. I don't really like most people and I rarely find someone interesting enough to want to spend time with them. I've never had friends and never really felt the need for them. I don't mind some people, I just haven't really met anyone that adds anything to my life. I'm not very sociable and pretty shy around new people. I'm pretty quiet unless I'm with people I'm comfortable with, and I'm not really into the things that people my age seem to like doing. I am also very surprised that in my 'personality' bit it's categorised me as 'sloppy', because I am insanely neat and organised. Erm, I've also been described as a radical egalitarian and tend to be quite argumentative about stuff I'm passionate about which I always immediately regret doing because I hate arguing and confrontation but I get annoyed easily.

Also, I keep getting people messaging me about my profile. I only signed up with the site to do the quizzes not to meet people. I also happen to like filling out profiles and the like (which is probably why I like doing quizzes).

So I added a photo to scare everyone off. MWAHAHAHA!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My dream is to live in the UK permanently. I lived in London for most of 2013, but was forced to come back to horrible Australia. I've been working as a stocktaker the last few years and have recently been promoted to a supervisor role, so feeling pretty awesome about that because I love my job. Was also studying Biomedical Science at uni, but decided I wasn't interested in it and am thinking about pursuing my ultimate dream by taking a film-making course next year.

The rest of my time is spent on my computer, playing games and watching movies. I run a film forum and a horror blog for fun.

I am very cheap to run, since all I need is food and internet, so eventually I hope to have a house filled with animals and become a crazy cat lady.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually people don't notice me. When they do notice me, they usually notice that they hadn't noticed me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies
Movies are pretty much the most important thing in my life. I love them. I used to watch 2-4 a day, but don't have as much time now that I've left my hidey hole to attempt life in the real world.

Faves: One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Festen, A Clockwork Orange, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Brazil, From Dusk Till Dawn, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Le Samourai, Twelve Monkeys, Ningen no joken, Shaun of The Dead, Some Like It Hot, Dawn of The Dead, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, An American Werewolf in London, House of 1000 Corpses, The Langoliers Spanking the Monkey, Psycho, The Room, Un homme qui dort, Das Boot, Cloverfield, Frankenstein, The Green Mile, Seppuku, The Matrix, 28 Days Later, Leon, Eraserhead, Dr Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Eyes Wide Shut, The Purple Rose of Cairo, Duck Soup, Demons, The Prowler, Cranes Are Flying, Ballad of a Soldier, 12 Angry Men, Kocar do Vidne, For a Lost Soldier, Scream, Douce, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Passion of Joan of Arc, Stalled etc...

I love science fiction and horror (especially zombies and post apocalyptic/dystopia). But I watch everything and anything and tend to be pretty random with what I like and dislike.

Fave directors: Kubrick, Lynch, Cronenberg, Gilliam, Tarantino, Kobayashi, Allen, Wilder, Melville, Gordon, Carpenter etc

Music
I generally hate hip hop, rap, metal; stuff like that. I don't really listen to the radio. The occasional new songs that I do like tend to be that 'indie' sound. I love the 60's and 80's. I also like the 70's and 50's, but not as much. I particularly like new wave, 'classic' rock, and am going through a strange italo-disco phase.

Fave bands: The Beatles, OMD, Electric Light Orchestra, The Magnetic Fields, Sparks, Depeche Mode, Mental as Anything, The National, The Boomtown Rats, Frazier Chorus, The Smiths, T. Rex, Pet Shop Boys, Herman's Hermits, Beethoven, Manfred Mann, Bobby Vinton, Neil Sedaka etc.

I generally listen to random songs rather than those from a particular band.

TV
I watch a lot of TV. Well, I download TV shows, I don't actually watch TV. Here's some stuff I like (in no particular order after the first 6):

The Young Ones, Firefly, Arrested Development, Red Dwarf, Invader Zim, Fawlty Towers, Queer as Folk (UK and US), Monty Python's Flying Circus, Spaced, South Park, Freaks and Geeks, Twin Peaks, Dexter, Chuck, Six Feet Under, Battlestar Galactica, Torchwood, Extras, The Office, An Idiot Abroad, The Outer Limits, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dead Like Me, Blackadder, Scrubs, Little Britain, Bottom, The Fast Show, Breaking Bad, Black Books, Dawson's Creek, A Bit of Fry & Laurie, Are You Being Served?, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Kenny Vs Spenny, Quantum Leap, Pushing Daisies, 24, House, Lost, The Big Bang Theory, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, Dollhouse, Supernatural, The Sopranos, Castle, Entourage, True Blood, Prison Break, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Thank God You're Here, Burn Notice, Fringe, Farscape, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, I'm Alan Partridge, The Inbetweeners, Angel, How I Met Your Mother, Community, Misfits, Jekyll, The IT Crowd. Game of Thrones, The Smoking Room, Peep Show, QI, Would I Lie To You

Video Games
Portal 2, Portal, Super Mario 64, Pokemon Ruby (and the rest), Banjo Kazooie, GTA IV, Skyrim, Half-life 2, Half-life, Super Mario Sunshine, BioShock, BioShock 2, BioShock Infinite, Sims 2, Far Cry 3, Fallout 3, Donkey Kong Country, Mario Party, Pokemon Snap, Yoshi's Story, Pokemon Stadium, Minecraft, Team Fortress 2, Animal Crossing, Diddy Kong Racing, Dr Mario, Pandemonium, Super Meat Boy, Binding of Isaac, Spider Solitaire, Bit.Trip Runner, Sonic & Knuckles, WoW, Guild Wars 2, GTA V, Papers, Please, South Park: The Stick of Truth, ESO etc

I missed a lot of games due to being lazy and more into films and have started to catch up. Prefer PC gaming to console gaming. I've never been a big fan of shooters, but have recently played some really goddamn awesome ones, so been into them recently. I do like RPG's and MMO's, but as a solo player, I find it hard to keep playing past end-game. I like puzzle type of games because I like to have to think not just button mash. Not a huge fan of sandbox, but some of them are pretty awesome too. I love achievements/collections and questing. I love them so much.

Books
Faves: Flesh and Blood, Family Portrait and Spirit (all by Graham Masterton), Ender's Game, A Song of Ice and Fire series, Bachelor Boys (The Young Ones book), Battle Royale, 1984. I used to read a lot when I was younger (like younger than 12), but as I got older, I got less patient and got more into movies. However I do read a lot of short science fiction and am trying to work my way through the NPR's Top 100 Fantasy and Sci-fi Novels.

Other Stuff
I like lists. And statistics. Thus, I also really love Microsoft Excel. And iCheckMovies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My computer, movies, music, video games, internet, my awesomeness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
zombies, movies and TV shows. I consider myself fairly well prepared if a zombie apocalypse ever happens - aside from the fact we don't have access to guns and that I'm extremely unfit and would probably fall over and be eaten by even 'slow' zombies. But most probably, I would pwn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing on my computer, or watching movies. And instead of TYPICAL FRIDAY night, change it to EVERY night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was phone
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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Ok, so apparently having 'Don't message me' here for 8 years doesn't keep people away. So, whatever, do what you want. Tbh, I'd probably like some RL movie friends or something, but I'm too shy to meet up with people, so I shall remain alone forever in my lair.

I've also answered all the match questions, so if you have a high match/friend % with me, congratulations on probably being awesome.