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sparkula000

38 M Cape Town, South Africa

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.84m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
after a long haul on some windingly long roads, I think I'm finally the kind of person I want to be. polite, sincere, painfully brutally honest and the last incurable romantic on the planet. it also helps that I'm hilariously funny.

My interests include surfing (incredibly badly), squash (worse), and muay thai (which I enjoy in a big way). I spend a lot of time in physical pursuits, gymming and so forth, so it would be great if you shared similar interests (or at least a willingness to watch, point and laugh). I also like to collect good colognes, so at the very least I'll be generally pleasant to stand downwind from (scouts honour, promise!). I'm also keeping myself busy by studying for my second degree (communications science this time). when I'm not doing all that, I work as a designer

what? still not convinced?? Sheesh...you're so needy! read on, maybe I can still change your mind

hmm...well, I'm told I give champion foot massages. best of all, I make prizewinning koeksisters (the recipe was a six time winner in Malmesbury, according to my family). as an added contrast, I also write naughty fiction freelance (no judgies!). I'm basically just a nice guy, looking for an equally nice girl in a city where they seem to be scarce. I have been on various dating sites for five years now, and am slowly losing hope that I'll meet my match here (maybe because I was raised with old school morals and values, and in this day and age, there doesn't seem to be a place for that).

are there any worthwhile women left in cape town? I don't know so much anymore. but maybe you can prove me wrong. you know you want to. at worst, you'll lose an hour of your life over coffee with a stranger. at best...maybe you'll find someone with an insatiable appetite for kisses that last forever, and cuddling that lasts longer. be warned - if you win my heart, be prepared for unrelenting and absolutely shameless flirtation. I'll make it my mission to make you smile and blush as often as I can a day.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
currently treading water, but making strides to taking over the world. be afraid!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
driving you to distraction. and sometimes, self delusion. can you help me tell the difference? I write very well (hence the stories), which covers up for the fact that I'm kinda shy when speaking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I smell delicious! but not like bacon though...that would just be weird
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
*Music - Oceansize (adore this band in a big way. am heartbroken that they broke up), Rise Against, Caspian, Explosions in the Sky, Nina Simone, Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings, Menahan Street Band *Movies - Upside Down, Life of Pi, Life as a House, Aliens, Predator (1+2), Hellboy (1+2), Dune, THe Cell, Silence of the Lambs
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my computer, the internet, pasta al forno, women who drive me to distraction, women who drive me to tears and lastly, nice smelling cologne
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
erm...I don't know you well enough to say just yet. but I usually end up writing about it, then selling it to tasteless americans.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
batman.
(no...not really)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a fairly successful erotic novelist, and have still somehow managed to remain entirely celibate for 8 years. go me! *airpunch, followed by the sound of crickets in the background*
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I've made you laugh at least once so far. and you should DEFINITELY mail me if you look like Monica Bellucci