Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty open, and some may find that uncomfortable. but I think
we're all here, taking a leap of faith, and hoping we'll land in
the arms of the right person
after a long haul on some windingly long roads, I think I'm finally
the kind of person I want to be. polite, sincere, painfully
brutally honest and the last incurable romantic on the planet. it
also helps that I'm hilariously funny.
My interests include surfing (incredibly badly), squash (worse),
and muay thai (which I enjoy in a big way). I spend a lot of time
in physical pursuits, gymming and so forth, so it would be great if
you shared similar interests (or at least a willingness to watch,
point and laugh). I also like to collect good colognes, so at the
very least I'll be generally pleasant to stand downwind from
(scouts honour, promise!). I'm also keeping myself busy by studying
for my second degree (communications science this time). when I'm
not doing all that, I work as a designer
what? still not convinced?? Sheesh...you're so needy! read on,
maybe I can still change your mind
hmm...well, I'm told I give champion foot massages. best of all, I
make prizewinning koeksisters (the recipe was a six time winner in
Malmesbury, according to my family). as an added contrast, I also
write naughty fiction freelance (no judgies!). I'm basically just a
nice guy, looking for an equally nice girl in a city where they
seem to be scarce. I have been on various dating sites for five
years now, and am slowly losing hope that I'll meet my match here
(maybe because I was raised with old school morals and values, and
in this day and age, there doesn't seem to be a place for
are there any worthwhile women left in cape town? I don't know so
much anymore, and I'm growing ever more discouraged. women don't
seem inclined to woo, nor make men their priority (but prefer to
rather make them an option) maybe you can prove me wrong - you know
you want to! at worst, you'll lose an hour of your life over coffee
with a stranger. at best...maybe you'll find someone with an
insatiable appetite for kisses that last forever, and cuddling that
lasts longer. be warned - if you win my heart, be prepared for
unrelenting and absolutely shameless flirtation. I'll make it my
mission to make you smile and blush as often as I can a day.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
currently treading water, but making strides to taking over the
world. be afraid!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm an art director by day, and writer by night. so I guess driving
you to distraction. and myself to self delusion. can you help me
tell the difference? I write very well (hence the stories), which
covers up for the fact that I'm kinda shy when speaking. I'm
terrible at small talk...I'm better suited to more direct and
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I smell delicious! but not like bacon though...that would just
be weird. and possibly gross if you're vegan.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
*Music - Oceansize (adore this band in a big way. am heartbroken
that they broke up), Rise Against, Caspian, Explosions in the Sky,
Nina Simone, Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings, Menahan Street Band.
so essentially, motown revival, post rock and shoegaze music.
*Movies - Upside Down, I Origins, Predestination, Life of Pi, Life
as a House, Aliens, Predator (1+2), Hellboy (1+2), Dune, The Cell,
Silence of the Lambs
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my computer, the internet, pasta al forno, women who drive me to
distraction, women who drive me to tears and lastly, nice smelling
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
erm...I don't know you well enough to say just yet. but I usually
end up writing about it, then selling it to tasteless
actually, no...thats not all I think about. I sometimes wonder who
will fill the empty part of me like water filling a hole. and then
I tell myself that I can live without knowing, but it will be a
harder life because of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either writing, working or recovering from muay thai training. but
perhaps you could inspire me to try something different?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a fairly successful erotic novelist, and have still somehow
managed to remain entirely celibate for 8 years. go me! *airpunch,
followed by the sound of crickets in the background*. so while I am
a very sensual and suggestive person, don't mistake this for the
priority of what I want from you. I'm looking for someone to
love...the intimacy and sensuality I can bring is a fringe benefit
to you that can come much later.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I've made you laugh at least once so far. and you should DEFINITELY
mail me if you look like Monica Bellucci. you should mail if you're
looking for someone who be a gentleman with you, but who harbours a
deeply sensual mind for the right woman. you shouldn't mail me if
you aren't ready for an adult relationship, or are looking for
someone to manipulate. mostly, you should have time for me in your
life...time to make me a priority, because that's how I'll treat
you if you win my heart.
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