I was born a cowboy, raised as a scholar, became something else entirely. I'm still trying to figure out what. I went to school, it got in the way of actually living my life, but somehow I managed to finish anyway and still came back for seconds. I'm pretty random and i like to do stupid things, because really, somebody has to. Hmm, what else. I love to travel and always have some sort of trip in works. I spent a year overseas teaching and am considering running away for spring break using money I don't have. It'll work itself out. It always does. I'm a huge geek and have no shame, and I'm usually that guy that people turn to when when they're too damn timid to try something for themselves. I can be serious at times, but really, why? I'm still young and life is too much fun to take it so seriously right now. To everybody who's trying too hard to be all grown up, act your damn age!

I am random, loveable, and wicked cool

Threatening the world and everything in it.

For now though, I just kinda do what I do and not worry too much about it.

For some reason people say I'm a great listener and tell me everything. Not totally sure why...Although, to be fair, sometimes I just tune out and people assume I'm still listening.

Bright red pants and a bad ass moustache. No two ways about it.

Favorite movie of all time, Edward Scissorhands. At the moment, The Fall. Give me cartoons or horror movies, sci-fi, old school Hepburn or Chaplin, anything. They all have their charm.

my favorites books include Alice in wonderland, Still Life With Woodpecker, The God Particle, Tropic of Cancer, Lamb, The Savage Detectives, Kafka On The Shore, and Trainspotting. I have a tendency to read anything with words that sits still long enough for me to get my hands on it. If there isn't anything, I'll start writing my own.

MJ will always be king, Prince will always be waiting in the shadows ready to take the throne. Right now I'll listen to anything that distracts me from school work. Bonus points if it's something I can dance to, but even if it isn't, I'll dance anyway.

I just love food. Period. End of discussion. If you make me food, I'll love you too.

an escape plan/scheme, something to obsess over, my ridiculous optimism, books/stories, stuff to laugh at, random toys/shiny objects

Whatever topic it is that I'm obsessive compulsive about that day, be it particle physics, music, that girl, adventure. Anything and everything. All at once.

Either playing video games with friends, or wandering around the city and exploring. Really though, why wait for a Friday night?

Or I could be sitting at home hoping I can one day go to space camp

I'm probably on the verge of doing something very, very stupid. But just because it's an inevitable train-wreck is no reason not to go full speed ahead.

You shouldn't. One of us will go home crying.

I'm done with human relationships. If you know any nice cyborgs, send them my way