I have decided tonight, after a going away party filled with with low-level insanity, that my life is fucking ridiculous, I live in a cartoon world that simply shouldn't exist.

Whee! me!

This has been a week of prizes. Cookies in the mail. Lady Gaga Tickets. Movie tickets for rocking the balls off of karaoke. An award on OKC. One more and I'll be over the fucking moon. It's never enough is it? I want more! MORE!

The mercury dips even lower. It is currently -46 degrees. I refuse to leave my house, despite a complete lack of any food. Instead I choose to sit here with several cups of tea, scowling at the cold and shaking my fist menacingly. If anybody out there is listening, send pizza, cigarettes, and firewood. Godspeed.

Today, with wind, it's -41 degrees. If I freeze to death before I make it to the library, burn my stuff, hunt down my enemies, and sing of my glories to the children.

Tomorrow morning I start law school. This terrifies the hell out of me. I don't know how I got in, or why I'm doing it, but I'll run with it for now. I know I'll get through it just fine, assuming I don't die of boredom from the city I'm in. I've got the best friends I could hope for, my life contains the most interesting people in the world, and I'm in the process of stealing my brother's friends away from him and turning them into my own. Welcome to my life. It may not always be classy, or smooth, or really all that important in the grand scheme of things, but dammit it's going to make a hell of a story!...now I can only remember to update once in a while