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spazmuncher

24 Tomball, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I have no idea what to put here. I don't really like to talk about myself generally like this. If you ask something specific I'd be happy to answer. And yes, I know my pictures suck. I need to get more on here.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working on school right now. Currently thinking about heading into computer networking/IT, but also considering possibly going for English teacher. I'm also working at Gamestop while in school.
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh. Squeaky voices.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I assume hair length (although I usually have it tied back lately), height, and largeness (build). But I have no idea how others see me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: almost anything by Poe or Lovecraft, Halo series, World War Z, Zombie Survival Guide, Artemis Fowl series. Overall i need to read more though

Movies: Starship Troopers, Evil Dead 1,2, and remake, Army of Darkness, Looper, Star Trek, Cabin in the Woods, almost all Marvel movies, Kick-Ass, Prometheus, Office Space, Ghostbusters 1&2, Serenity, Men in Black series, Spaceballs, The Thing, Moon, District 9, Children of Men, V for Vendetta, Schindler's List, Django Unchained, Lord of the Rings series, The Godfather, Fright Night, Star Wars series

Shows: Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Defiance, Hannibal, Bates Motel, Futurama, Fringe, Supernatural, Bones, Castle, House, Heroes, Dexter, True Detective

Music: Eisbrecher, Rammstein, Steam Powered Giraffe, Lacuna Coil, Muse, Silversun Pickups, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Blue Stahli, Coldplay, Mumford & Sons, Metallica, Led Zepplin, Boston, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Puscifer, Roy Orbison, Alice in Chains, various soundtracks, and just about anything Classical
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
in no particular order:
1) internet
2) (board) games with friends
3) family
4) phone
5) my cat
6) making lists...not really. probably music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A great many things. A few of which are:

life and the universe
the future of technology
space travel
when do I get to live on mars?
various comedy skits to make and then never make
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably either homework, working, or playing online with my friends back in New York. I need more friends here who can break that cycle
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a bathroom
You should message me if
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you're pondering what I'm pondering and want to help me take over the world

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