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spazzticman

28 Melbourne, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Pisces
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I am an artist/writer in a gallery in my hometown. I like to explore all positive facets of this life, and my goal is to experience as much of it as possible. I am usually in the studio of the gallery creating art.

You can see my art/writings on my
instagram @kyleheinly_artist
Twitter @twitchthomason

Oh, and I was born with Spastic Quadriplegic Cerebral Palsy, and Epilepsy but no worries I am as normal as normal is lol

Oh I used to competitively horseback ride in 4-H until I was 16 as well as compete in public speaking. Before that I was a boy scout from age 6-10.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Painting, writing, and living life to the fullest.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing, painting, rhyming, sleeping, curating, knowing people, and remember obscure cultural facts mostly about world cultures, scifi, science, and nerd/european/hip hop/some punk culture.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My blue eyes, tattoos, and the strange quirks that make me twitch.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Forewarning these will be long list, and I tend to ramble;

Books:

Ray Bradbury, Mike Mignola, Martin Millar, Jack Kerouac, Terry Pratchett ,A. Lee Martinez, Chuck Wendig, Neil Gaiman, China Mieville, Charles Bukowski, Edgar Allan Poe, Catherynne M. Valente, Jonathan L. Howard, Walt Whitman, Saul Williams, Terry Pratchett

The Neverending Story by Michael Ende, The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster, Veridon series by Tim Akers, Burton & Swinburne novels by Mark Hodder, Scar Tissue by Anthony Keidis, Agatha H. novels by Phil & Kaja Foglio

Comic Books/Graphic Novels: Hellboy, Young Justice, Nick Fury: Agent Of Shield by Jim Steranko, The Powers Company by Kurt Busiek, The Umbrella Academy by Gerard Way, A-Next by Tom Defalco, Fantastic Five by Tom Defalco, Powers by Brian Michael Bendis, Invincible by Robert Kirkman, Madman by Mike Allred

Films: The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Equilibrium, Mad Max 1-3, Jet Li's Fearless, Ip Man 1-2, Donnie Yen's Dragon, Pan's Labyrinth, Hellboy 1-2, Addams Family 1-2, Men In Black 1-3, Pirates Of The Caribbean film series, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Garden State, Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil, Army Of Darkness, Hook, The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, Time Bandits, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Blazing Saddles, Shanghai Noon, Shanghai Knights, Matrix Trilogy, Teenage mutant Ninja Turtles 1-3, The Neverending Story 1-2, Forbidden Kingdom, Ong Bak Trilogy, Ghostbusters 1-2, Blade Runner: Director's Cut, The Running Man, Total Recall, Lethal Weapon 1-4, Repo: The Genetic Opera, Big Trouble In Little China, Steel Dawn, Crocodile Dundee 1-2, Death Race, Jet Li's The One, Jet Li's Unleashed, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Mirrormask, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber Of Fleet Street, Wall-E, Toy Story 1-3, The Incredibles, Lord Of The Rings (animated films), Batman, Batman Returns, Inception, Batman Trilogy, Marvel films (excluding X-men origins: Wolverine, Fantastic Four 1-2, The Amazing Spiderman 1-2, and the first hulk film), Breakfast Club, Weird Science, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Monkeybone, George Of The Jungle, Naked Gun Trilogy, Surf Ninjas, Spy Hard, Austin Powers trilogy, Waynes World 1-2, Waterboy, Little Nicky, Mr. Deeds, 50 First Dates

Comedians: Louis C.K., Bill Hicks, Demetri Martin, Zach Galifianakis, Bill Burr

Documentaries: The Radiant Child: Jean Michel Basquiat, Exit Through The Gift Shop, Cutie & the Boxer

TV: American Horror Story, Boston Legal, Wilfred, Community, Caprica, Battlestar Galactica, Lost In Space, Are You Afraid Of The Dark?, Goosebumps, Addams Family, Firefly, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Reggie Perrin, Land Of The Lost, Supernatural, Goosebumps, Eerie Indiana

Toons: The Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy, Samurai Jack, The Real Ghostbusters, Beetlejuice, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (90s), The Tick, Freakazoid, Uncle Grandpa, Bob's Burgers, Family Guy, Superjail, Regular Show, Adventure Time

Anime: Samurai Champloo, Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Soul Eater, The Big O, Dragonball, Dragonball Z, Dragonball GT, One Piece, Monster Rancher, Deadman Wonderland

Music: Every Time I Die, Tallest Man On Earth, Joseph Arthur, The Dodos, Black Flag, Foals, Givers, Grouplove, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Herbie Hancock, Alice Coltrane, Good Old War, Michael Jordan Touchdown Pass, Johnny Hobo & The Freight Trains, Wingnut Dishwashers Union, Amanda Palmer, Dresden Dolls, Misery Signals, Rollins Band, Temple Of The Dog, Days Of The New, Trapped Under Ice, Basement, Balance & Composure, Hum, Deftones, Tool, Expire, Pg.Lost, DJ Shadow, Massive Attack, Thievery Coporation, Fat Freddy's Drop, Jimi Hendrix, Santana, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Bob Dylan, Sublime, Rancid, Operation Ivy, Reel Big Fish, Parliament Funkadelic, Kendrick Lamar, Childish Gambino, Death Grips, Clipping., Aesop Rock, Company Flow, El-P, Run The Jewels, Outkast, Mccoy Tyner, Of Montreal, Los Campesinos, Margot & The Nuclear So & So's, Defeater, Touche Amore, La Dispute, The World Is A Dangerous Place & I Am Not Afraid To Die, Title Fight, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Incubus, Rolling Stones
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art/expression

Love/lust/intimacy/affection

Travels

Knowledge

My Ma/Grandmum.

Philosophy/enlightenment/science
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Poetry to write, what to paint next, and where to go next.

A woman as a muse.

How beautiful life is honestly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a gallery, at a show, at a bar, traveling the US, or at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I collect old books/comic books, canes, and random objects. I like to go antiquing, and many have said my furniture looks like it came straight from sherlock holmes, or murder she wrote.
You should message me if
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If you feel the impulse to.