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spazzticman

28 Melbourne, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a product of mostly my mother, and my grandmother's upbringing.

I was once a boy scout, and also a 4H horseback riding competitor.

I am a handicapable artist, and writer...born with spastic quadriplegic cerebral palsy, and epilepsy...Basically you don't want me to drive, I don't drink, going down stair/upstairs without help of a handrail, strobe lights/Florescent lights/extreme heat are not my friends.

I can walk...I can talk...with the animals. (Dr. Doolittle reference)

I am a post leftist anarcho-individualistic quantum buddhist who loves eastern philosophical/spiritual texts, and african/native american/druidic shamanic wisdom.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
creating visual art, writing poetry, doing karaoke shamelessly, and trying my hand at comedy.

What I want to do is to travel with said art, and have the freedom in the future to be in the mountains of preferably NC as long as I want.

For a more streamlined version of what I'm doing with my life;
ig: @kyleheinly_artist
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing, painting, rhyming, sleeping, knowing people, and remember obscure cultural facts mostly about world cultures, scifi, science, and nerd/european/hip hop/some punk culture. I rode horses pretty proficiently, and I'd like to think I am a deep thinker into maybe atlantean depths...
The first things people usually notice about me
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My tattoos, everything I wear is covered with paint, my eyes, the cooling towel around my neck as the heat down here is threatening my very existence, I am usually talking about life, and I'll add more as people tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Forewarning these will be long lists, and I tend to ramble;

Books:

Ray Bradbury, A. Lee Martinez, China Mieville, Jeff Vandermeer, Terry Pratchett, Brad Warner, Bukowski, Robert E. Howard, Saul Williams, Neil Gaiman, Catherynne M. Valente, Cherie Priest, Mike Mignola, Shel Silverstein

The Neverending Story by Michael Ende, The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster, Burton & Swinburne novels by Mark Hodder, Scar Tissue by Anthony Keidis, Agatha H. novelizations by Phil & Kaja Foglio, Hardcore Zen by Brad Warner, The Holographic Universe by Michael Talbot, What The Bleep Do We Know!? by William Arntze/Betsy Chasse/Mark Vincente, Rose That Grew From The Concrete by Tupac Shakur

Comic Books/Graphic Novels: Hellboy, Nick Fury: Agent Of Shield by Jim Steranko, The Powers Company by Kurt Busiek, The Umbrella Academy by Gerard Way, A-Next by Tom Defalco, Fantastic Five by Tom Defalco, Powers by Brian Michael Bendis, Invincible by Robert Kirkman, Madman by Mike Allred

Films: City Of Lost Children, Delicatessen, Waynes World 1-2, Saved,

Comedians: Louis C.K., Bill Hicks, Demetri Martin, Zach Galifianakis, Bill Burr, Dara O'Briain, Frankie Boyle, Milton Jones, David Mitchell & Robert Webb, Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey, Chris Rock

Documentaries: The Radiant Child: Jean Michel Basquiat, Exit Through The Gift Shop, Cutie & the Boxer, Harmontown

TV: Firefly, Stargate SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate: SGU, Reggie Perrin, Doc Martin, Black Books, Father Ted, Count Arthur Strong, The IT Crowd, Babylon 5, Adventures Of Pete & Pete, Misfits (UK), Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Community, That Mitchell & Webb Look, Rev., Are You Afraid Of The Dark?, Goosebumps, The Haunting Hour, Star Trek: The Next Generation, The Equalizer, Death In Paradise, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Torchwood, The Wonder Years

British Panel Shows: Quite Interesting XL, 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Would I Lie To You?, Was It Something I said?, Big Quiz Of The ? hosted by Jimmy Carr

British Radio shows: The Unbelievable Truth, Heresy

Podcasts: Harmontown

Toons: The Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy, Samurai Jack, The Real Ghostbusters, Beetlejuice, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (90s), The Tick, Freakazoid, Uncle Grandpa, Bob's Burgers, Family Guy, Superjail, Regular Show, Adventure Time, Batman: The Animated Series, Batman Beyond, The Tick, Darkwing Duck, Duck Dodgers, Star Wars: Clone Wars

Anime: Samurai Champloo, Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood, The Big O, One Piece, Outlaw Star, Deadman Wonderland, Bleach, One Piece, Dragonball/Z/GT, Sonic X, Megman: Battle Network

Music (As Of Late): Red Hot Chili Peppers (Frusciante era), Saul Williams, Swans/Angel Of Light, Tom Waits, Built To Spill, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nas (Illmatic/Hip Hop Is Dead/Untitled), Radiohead, Meat Puppets, Rage Against The Machine, Hum, La Dispute, Nine Inch Nails (The Fragile/Broken/Downward Spiral), The Kinks, Florence + The Machine, Okkervil River, Jose Gonzalez/Junip, The Decemberists, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Frightened Rabbit, Grouplove, Little Dragon, Beirut, Mountain Goats, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Jimi Hendrix, Basement, Tigers Jaw, Down, Every Time I Die, Tool, A Perfect Circle (first 2 LPs), Incubus (S.C.I.E.N.C.E.-Morning View), Parliament/Funkadelic, Left Lane Cruiser, Joseph Arhur, G. Love, Of Montreal, Margot & The Nuclear So And So's, The Dodos, Simon & Garfunkel, Days Of The New, Grails, Orange 9mm, Canned Heat, Peter Gabriel, Polaris/Miracle Legion/Mark Mulcahy, The Weeknd, N.E.R.D./Pharrel/The Neptunes, Outkast, Run The Jewels, Trap Them, Bitch Magnet, Cruel Hand (first 2 LPs), Mclusky, Future Of The Left, Municipal Waste/Iron Reagan/Cannabis Corpse, El-P, Company Flow, All Pigs Must Die, Mutoid Man, John Zorn, Mission Of Burma, The Banner, The Microphones/Mount Eerie, Jack White/The Raconteurs/The Dead Weather, The Stooges, Six Organs Of Admittance, Two Gallants, Black Breath, Turnstile, Dead Kennedys/Jello Biafra/& The Guantanamo School Of Medicine, Cows, Call Of The Void, The Hold Steady, Pennywise, Bouncing Souls, Swingin' Utters, Misery Signals, Enabler, Big Boys, Soilent Green, The Builders And The Butchers, Rachel's, Rodan, Shipping News, June Of 44, Willis Earl Beal, Xibalba, Twitching Tongues, The Esoteric, Miles Davis, Return To Forever, Alice Coltrane, John Coltrane, Sun Ra, Herbie Hancock, John Fahey, Redman (first 3 LPs), Deep Puddle Dynamics, The Dynospectrum, Atmosphere (First 4 LPs), Aesop Rock/Hail Mary Mallon/The Uncluded, Hawk House, Ratking, Johnny Hobo & The Freight Trains/Michael Jordan Touchdown Pass/Wingnut Dishwashers Union/Ramshackle Glory, Digable Planets/Shabazz Palaces, Young Fathers, Organized Konfusion, Gang Starr, Blackalicious/Gift Of Gab/The Mighty Underdogs, Eligh, Zion I
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art/expression

Love/lust/intimacy/affection

Travels with ma aka my mother.

Knowledge

Philosophy/enlightenment/science

Hope
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Mountains

Poetry to write, what to paint next, and where to go next.

wisdom of the day is to stop defining others, and start to define yourself as an individual not as a thought of conformity but one of self aware freedom. All base problems in all life starts when we use words/ideas/concepts to separate groups of people. To unite we must strive to expand our universal vocabulary.

Beauty is imperfection...I truly believe if more people were geared to opening their minds to the fact that the most beautiful thing in the world is difference, and individuality that it would be more beautiful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, at a gallery, or at a local dive writing usually. I go to concerts occasionally as well.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I collect old books/comic books, canes, and random objects. I like to go antiquing, and many have said my furniture looks like it came straight from sherlock holmes, or murder she wrote.

And dating is something I've done but I'm not you know an expert at it.
You should message me if
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If you feel the need to, and/or the want. I'm always up for conversation.