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spazzticman

28 Melbourne, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–33
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an awkward artsy fellow
I like to write poetry, and stuff
I love graphic novels, comic books, and books...words on paper in general.
I love art, science, philosophy, world culture, dark/dry/surreal/absurdist/satirical comedy.
I would be considered a nerd by some, and possibly a geek by many.
I was once a boy scout, and a cowboy.
I've performed spoken word, displayed in galleries, did a few comedic routines, competitively rode horses, and sang karaoke failing amazingly.

...I know short but summarizing oneself is self explanatorily not easy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
creating visual art, writing poetry, hanging with the locals, displaying at galleries, performing at open mics, and a lot more that you can ask me about.

I also recently became involved with 3 local foundations/organizations involved with services for the handicapped; Bridges BTC, Brevard Field Of Dreams, and Promise In Brevard. You should check them all out as well if your inclined to.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing, painting, sleeping, and remembering obscure facts...And repeat.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
everything I wear is covered with paint, my blue eyes, and other stuff.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ray Bradbury, A. Lee Martinez, Edgar Allan Poe, Saul Williams, Charles Bukowski, Shel Silverstein, Mike Mignola, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Phil & Agatha Foglio, Mark Hodder

The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster
The Holographic Universe by Michael Ende
Rose That Grew From The Concrete by Tupac Shakur

Hellboy, The Umbrella Academy, Powers, Invincible, Top Ten, Madman, Fear Agent, TMNT (Eastman & Laird)

City Of Lost Children, Pan's Labyrinth, Hobbit/LOTR, Army Of Darkness, Adventures Of Baron Munchausen

Firefly, Community, The IT Crowd, Father Ted, Black Books, Count Arthur Strong, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Sherlock, 3rd Rock From The Sun, Farscape, Babylon 5

Bob's Burgers, Samurai Jack, Rocko's Modern Life, Samurai Champloo, The Big O, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood,

RHCP (Frusciante era), Incubus (S.C.I.E.N.C.E.-Morning View), Deftones (White Pony-Koi No Yokan), Rage Against The Machine, Rollins Band, Tool, A Perfect Circle (first 2 LPs), Tom Waits, Angels Of Light/Swans, Six Organs Of Admittance, The Dodos, Of Montreal, Margot & The Nuclear So And So's, Fugazi/The Evens, All Pigs Must Die, Iron Reagan/Municipal Waste/Cannabis Corpse, Mountain Goats, Saul Williams, Big Boys, Jack White/The Raconteurs/The Dead Weather, Xibalba, Willis Earl Beal, Slint, Bitch Magnet, Parliament/Funkadelic, Childish Gambino, Aesop Rock/Hail Mary Mallon, Radiohead, Grails, John Zorn, Sebadoh, Dinosaur Jr. Mark Mulcahy, Jello Biafra, Amanda Palmer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
art, knowledge, mobility, my parent, a few close unfamily ala close friends, and words...yeah they're important.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Mountains

Poetry to write, what to paint next, and where to go next.

How to make these sections shorter so as not to bore.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at home, or out & about really are the two choices.

Update: 3rd Friday Food truck day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing really...I'm an open book.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you feel the need to, and/or the want. I'm always up for conversation.

I'm looking For:
Those who can't help but be themselves, are against any discrimination, are passionate about art/science/philosophy/poetry, of mostly leftist political persuasion, the nerds of all trades, the open minded, the intellectual, and those whose humor is a mixture of dark/british/absurdist/satire/surreal variety.

Please note: I do have cerebral palsy, and epilepsy but that by no means makes me an invalid, or incapable of having any fun.