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spazzticman

27 M Melbourne, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an artist/writer in a gallery in my hometown. I like to explore all positive facets of this life, and my goal is to experience as much of it as possible. I am usually in the studio of the gallery creating art.

Oh, and I was born with Spastic Quadriplegic Cerebral Palsy, and Epilepsy but no worries I am as normal as normal is lol
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I would like to take my art out into the world. I want to live like a king, and leave a legacy like royalty. I like to go to the beach. Get Tattoos, paint/create art, and write poetry. Frequently go to festivals/exhibits/bars where I don't drink, and cant drive either.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing, painting, rhyming, sleeping, curating, knowing people, and remember obscure cultural facts mostly about world cultures, scifi, science, and nerd/european/hip hop/some punk culture.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My blue eyes, tattoos, and the strange quirks that make me twitch.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster, Heart Of Veridon/Dead Of Veridon by Tim Akers, The Burton & Swinburne mysteries by Mark Hodder, The Damned Busters Series by Matthew Hughes, The Neverending Story by Michael Ende, Ray Bradbury, Robert Burns, Charles Bukowski, Saul Williams, Mark Millar, The Blue Blazes by Chuck Wendig, Un Lun Dun by China Mieville, Baltimore by Mike Mignola

Comic Books/Graphic Novels: Hellboy, Young Justice, Nick Fury: Agent Of Shield by Jim Steranko, The Powers Company by Kurt Busiek, The Umbrella Academy by Gerard Way, A-Next by Tom Defalco, Fantastic Five by Tom Defalco, Powers by Brian Michael Bendis, Invincible by Robert Kirkman, Madman by Mike Allred

Films: Hellboy 1-2, Blade II, Pan's Labyrinth, The Neverending Story 1-2, Surf Ninjas, The Matrix Trilogy, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1-3 (90s), Delicatessen, City Of Lost Children, Time Bandits, The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, Army Of Darkness, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, Saved!, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Garden State, Juno, Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist

Documentaries: The radiant Child: Jean Michel Basquiat, Exit Through The Gift Shop, Cutie & the Boxer

TV: Arrested Development, Fringe, Falling Skies, Black Books, The IT Crowd, Father Ted, Doc Martin, Doctor Who, Sherlock, The Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock, The Storyteller, Stargate, Stargate: Atlantis, Farscape, Andromeda, QI (Quite Interesting), 8 Out Of 10 Cats, 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Toons: Adventure Time, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (90s series), The Real Ghostbusters, Extreme Ghostbusters, Men In Black: The Series, The Misadventures Of Flapjack, The Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Digimon (it's a guilty pleasure)

Anime: Samurai Champloo, Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Soul Eater, Digimon, The Big O, Yu Yu Hakusho, Outlaw Star, Cowboy Bebop, Ghost In The Shell, One Piece

Music: Aesop Rock, Saul Williams, Company Flow, El-P, Bon Iver, Alt-J, Tallest Man On earth, Touche Amore, La Dispute, Oneself, Shai Hulud, Rage Against The machine, Miles Davis, Herbie hAncock, Eric Dolphy, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Parliament Funkadelic, MF Doom, Bishop Nehruvia, Joey Bada$$, CJ Fly, Melo-X, KMD, Quasimoto, Bonobo, DJ nujabes, Fat Jon, The Dodos, Prince, Jimi Hendrix, Frank Zappa, Willis Earl Beal, King Krule, Ratking, Death Grips, Nine Inch Nails, Tool, A Perfect Circle, DJ Krush, Return To Forever, Robert Johnson, R.L. Burnside
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The arts, and the freedom of expression.

Love, the pursuit, and the passion of it.

Wanderlust, and traveling to place where new experiences await.

Knowledge, and the expansion of the mind in general.

My Ma, and my Grandmum.

philosophy, and the journey of enlightenment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
philosophical question pertaining to the arts, life, music, psychology, sciences, quantum theory, etc.

moving to Asheville. Maybe build up a commune of my own kind on a mountain around there. Oh, and getting a place in the future in Scotland as well since that's where one side of my family comes from.

Muses to inspire me to paint/create pieces of abstract art, or to write beat/slam influenced poetry with a smidgeon of steampunk.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a gallery, at a show, at a bar, traveling the US, or at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I collect old books/comic books, canes, and random objects. I like to go antiquing, and many have said my furniture looks like it came straight from sherlock holmes, or murder she wrote.
You should message me if
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If you feel the impulse to.

I am actually on this site to make real connections, romantic, semi-romantic, artistic, and what not.

Must have similar interests, and open minded. Bonus points if your compassionate, and passionate about life especially the living part.